Inventive things to do with candy!
 

Does anyone else like to experiment when it comes to candy? I find candy especially awesome because you can just fart about with it as much as you like and not get in trouble or anything.

For instance, when I buy a pack of Starbursts, I like to take 4-5 of them, mush them together and roll them up into a SUPER STARBURST BALL. It's better if you take one from each colour/flavour, because then the ball turns out really colourful looking, but then I feel bad about eating something that looks so pretty. :|

What other candy inventions do you guys like to cook up? Perhaps I can get some ideas, but I'll most likely be told I smell of butt grease or something. :\

I like to take varieties of candy and melt them down.

crush cheetos up with resses in your mouth

ok that is just wrong..

egads Lenor! to action!

Touché..

I'm still not convinced that cheetos and recees is a noncraptastic idea :(

I was watching a very thought provoking film on human nature the other day, and you'll never guess where the sexy blonde coeds put the tootsie rolls.

go buy some & start eating dude it is so good

also, you might want to grab a 20 oz of pepsi or whatever maybe CHERRY pepsi :slurrrp

EDIT this post was pretaining to resses+cheetos (doritos work too!!)

I'll one-up you Gus and take a stab in the dark that the tootsie rolls were 11 in. long!

I used to like to get a bunch of different sour candies and put them in my slurpee. That shit was out of control.

I mean really one time we almost had to call a grown up.

Like it was serious.

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dont worry I feel your pain sacks! :|

May i join your apathy party, womti? :|

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I once snorted a pixi stick.. it hurt.

one time i wrapped a candy necklace around my d*ck so tigth that my d*ck almost fell off so fuck candy neclkaces anyways

yay! its the sexiest guy in the world!

Shove peppermints up your butthole.

Go to the doctor and tell the physician you have a discomfort, almost a constipated feeling, in your butthole.

When the physician makes you get naked and gets close to your butthole with their light and magnifying glass, blow a cool minty fart across their face. *

*if possible, hit the doctor in the face with the mints.

Would that be physically possible? 'Hooping' a peppermint might just soak in the thin skin of your ass, possibly?

Matt, not saying its not funny.

Gummi: The most inventive candy ever.

:faint

Won't it melt?