If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane and I will take you with me!

Damn I'm dizzy today

wtf is it with this defective body

I want a refund

edit: here's another Serge Gainsbourg clip for Tadao....him burning a 500-franc note on TV to protest heavy taxation- he really got people riled up with that one. I think this was in 1984 but not sure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTjXQvwGh-0

(It was about 8.5-9 francs to the dollar back then, but to hardcore nationalists he might as well have burned the flag)

Haha, what a trouble maker. From what I could gather I think he said it was illegal to destroy it. The thing that probably got people crazed was the vivid image of whoever was on the bill being burned, kinda like burning an effigy.

Btw, how much do you want for your body? :yum

4 AM this morning I became an aunt for the umpteenth time.
At least this niece isn't a bastard child.

I'll never be a grandpa! Ah, eternal childhood.

Well, it is illegal to burn the currency, or at least I think it was back then.

Your French must be pretty okay because he slurs a lot, lol.

NEWS ALERT! NEWS ALERT! WHITE POWDER SENT TO 15 US EMBASSIES IN EUROPE!!!!


OMG FLOUR OMG!11111!


http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe...ref=rss_latest

Don't feel bad. You and I both would be horrible parents, even if we didn't breed together, so it's better that we didn't fuck up some kid's brain and genes.
I prefer to ruin other adults lives than childrens'.

FAST AND BULBOUS!

THAT'S RIGHT, THE MASCARA SNAKE, FAST AND BULBOUS! ALSO A TINNED TEARDROP!

BULBOUS, ALSO TAPERED!

THAT'S RIGHT.

No no, I am very happy about it. There is only room for 1 kid in my life, me. Oh and maybe a girl who is like a play mate.

You forgot your puppy!

Yeah, I guess so. I didn't want a puppy, but I guess I have one now.

I'll take the kids you guys don't want to have :( Can they be credited to my account?

If I ever accidentally have one, I'll put you at the top of the list for ownership. How did the art show go btw?

I meet with the head of the arts council on Friday, I think the gallery show will be next summer.

Cool, plenty of time to prepare.

I would happily donate all my genetically defective eggs to you my dear.

I MADE MY SISTER IN LAW A CHARM BRACELET THAT SAYS CUNT

HEY EVERYBODY

OVER HERE OVER HERE OVER HERE


(thanks, Tadao and CIG, this message was unrelated and badly timed)

That's disappointing.

idontgetit

I had a thread and it disappearinated oh noes

It was eaten.

I'm sure it was.

there is no longer a forum for me to put my bad poetry so i am gonna put it here >:

I'll kiss your face until you hate me,
and punch me in the throat.


Gasping for breath I'll rub,
my sweaty forehead on your lips.


Ours is saturated, fat with meaning,
even careful words, tend to offend.


The language, gone too wordy must be culled.
Our love, (my love) has been long lived, and gone to seed..

GW I GOTTA BE HONEST YOUR PRESENCE IS KIND OF CALMING, LIKE

FAMILIARITY OR SOMETHING

I know, right

Now you'll discover my horrible secret where I post the same things on all the forums I go to because I like saying them

Spambot

You don't insult me and I won't tell em you have testicles ok

I left a clue but it's pretty obscure :<

also ok

And also I kind of like you way more outside of I-mock which is weird.

And :internethugs :<

Weird indeed.

I never put effort into my I-Mock posts because I know nobody's reading them.

I read eeeeeverrryyyyyythiiiiing :( :( :(

I read your posts, GW.

;)

I always put

Dear Penthouse,

In front of GW's posts.

God damn, that shit is creepy. Thanks Tadao. :)

Cause GW is a sexy lady and she knows it

It's like an Ewok/Mogwai/anime thing man.

oh you're talking about the dog

Fuck me, figures Dufresne shows up as soon as I mention The Shawshank Redemption :x

can't catch a break these days

hi

Yo

Sup dudes.

howz it goin

It's late. I think I'm gonna play Super Street Fighter HD Remix. Later guys.

i'm sick with a cold and there is snow outside, there's not supposed to be snow in WA wth

ps man that forum is retarded >:

GOODNIGHT SAM :tear

OUR CONVERSATION WAS ONE SIDED MY MESSAGES WOULDN'T SEND FOR SOME REASON

I LOVE YOU

If a mod could please turn that into a pm and send it to him I'd appreciate it

:tear

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BED SAM THANKS FOR LEAVING ME TO DIIIIIIIE

It sure is great to hang out with fucking badass >:
And I get to do this for two weeks :D

:rolleyes

hey pub lover why don't you come talk to your bffs and stop being such a twat fart signed willie

-willie

i h8 life

Me2, Buddy. :(


Willie: Suck a dick, Pal. ;)

:yum

i take solace in the fact that my mother died while i was on the right track and she doesn't have to know that i'm going to be a vagabond and thus worry about me.

THANK YOU I WILL DICKS ARE *DELICIOUS*

i will dicks as well

Oh yeah, Wycliffe :boohoo

i got nothing in my eyes but fire for u

2hot4u ;)

& THE EARTH DIED SCREAMING WHILE I LAY DREAMING

AND THE BLACK CROW FLEW THRU THE HOLE IN THE SKYYYY

NEVER MORE

Razor blades and Draino are both on aisle 5.

"The earth is coming closer..."

SHAVING UTILITIES ARE AISLE 3, DRANO IS AISLE 7, AND BACK WHEN WE STILL SOLD REGULAR OLD RAZOR BLADES THEY WERE BELIEVE IT OR NOT AT THE END OF AISLE 15 (YES! THE FROZEN AISLE!)

I send out my last christmas presents today

I used Chanukah stamps on the ones to the nuns to confuse them

Spoilers!

I'm part jewish lolz MY NOSE IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY

I am so glad that I don't have to worry about this crap anymore. Now I get to get through the rest of the month on $20. Yay!

Ewwwww now I don't want to fuck you anymore.

"Funny....... she doesn't look Druish."

Great-aunt on my mother's side.

The rest are all from the section of France that's owned by Germany like every other war.

I am strictly my own thing.

If you ever actually wanted to fuck me, you have terrible taste in women.

:rolleyes

I'll chalk that up to the Jew in you.

old ugly guys will fuck anything that is young, and it has nothing to do with taste but with desperation and anguish.

its the sickness unto death :(

actually I think I just got my dad's nose and it isn't so hot on a chick.

My brother-in-law got me a giant nose that squirts shower gel as a christmas gift.

Hear that Kitsa! You are young again!

31 going on 110

Asila this forum is p. horrible

ARE GUNS THE MAIN ELEMENT OF FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I JUST LIKE ARKWRIGHT TO BE HONEST AND MAYBE VENOMOUS.

ALSO YEAH LET'S TALK ABOUT SCREEN NAMES

Arkwright, the FLCL guy and Venemous are the only good posters I've seen.

The guy with the anime top hat avatar is ok, too.

Delsaber? He's extremely well-spoken. Who's the FLCL guy?

Also fatherofthebride provides a continuous source of amusement with the 'lol wut' thing

HI GUYS! I LIKE TO COME TO THIS FORUM TO POST UNRELATED TOPICS ABOUT ANOTHER FORUM BECAUSE I CAN'T USE INSTANT OR PRIVATE MESSAGES!

personally im impressed with their sprawling social life

CAUSE YOU HAVEN'T DONE SOMETHING SIMILIAR NEVER EVER

:p

There are not enough people with Bunny avatars, Tadao has made me realize.

MarioRPG scored sex!

I wonder how long after you stop vicodin that it's safe to start drinking again.

Pharmacology wasn't my strongest subject :(

I used to drink Vodka while on Vicodin, that's no help though. I would say 8 hours after you took it.

8 Hours Minimum.

Well, it's the liver stuff that bothers me, I'm not worried about putting myself in a coma per se, but it is a lot to ask of your liver. Then again, I take a lot of excedrin.

The vicodin didn't do shit for me so I stopped it.

I think this is the first time I've gotten out of the hospital for this and still felt weird and loopy almost a week later.

It might take weeks to leave your liver. Maybe you should flush your liver with cranberrie juice and milkthisle over a few days first.

Or maybe just not drink for a couple of weeks :/


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Screw that :( I'm guessing that you have a weak liver though?