Mother Nature just gave me a terrible Christmas present.
At least it's red so it's kind of festive.

Whoa Hickman's back, luckily he wasn't at the argentinian army cuz they're really tough there, i hear that if you spot a bug in your soup you gotta raise your spoon and shout "viva la patria carajo" (hail the homeland) and take it proudly to your mouth, yuk

YOU BETTER NOT TURN OUT TO BE A GUY, BECAUSE THIS IS SO BLOODY GAY ALREADY. >:


NOT SAFE FOR EYES & MEMORIES OR EVEN MY ALREADY FUCKED UP REPUTATION:

DON'T YOU DARE TELL HER ABOUT ME!

Ah! OOoooh.

I feel so satisfied.

:x


Yay! @ post-exibitionism regret.

Pub, that looks like an office were other co-workers might sit. Kinky.

I want clearer pictures.

CIG- didn't you just recently have a present? :/ Is something the matter?

I want my back to stop hurting so I could do some damn situps occasionally.
I didn't even close the door. ;)

I had to close the curtains only because the glare of the sun reflected off my pale form completey blinded the webcam.
And if I had a better camera to hand, you would have them.

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day,
you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye
Tell me baby
Do you recognize me?
Well
It's been a year
It doesn't surprise me
Merry Christmas,
I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I love you"
and meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you kissed me now
I know you'd fool me again

A crowded room
Friends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you
And your soul of ice
Oh my I thought you were
Someone to rely on
Me?
I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
A friend to discover with a
fire in her heart
A girl under cover but
you tore me apart
You tore me apart, ooo-ooo
Now I've found a real
love you'll never fool
me again

A friend to discover with a
fire in her heart
A girl under cover but
you tore me apart
Maybe next year,
I'll give it to someone
I'll give it to someone special.

IT'S NOT MY KID CIG AND YOU CAN'T PROVE IT!

CiG, I hate that type of present. Mini pills are my friend in this respect.

They keep you regular?

They stop completly. I havent had a period for about 6 months.

Bliss.

Blood make a great warm lube.

Yeah, having them actually be into you is too much of a long shot. :(


Shrub, does it also promote facial hair and clit-growth? Or does it forstall your menopause, making you immortal? :eek

I have a wide wiener.

Lets see? :(

Then you'll stalk me :O

Pub, I have no idea.

No difference to normal, that i've noticed.

*Hugs*

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW CUTE YE ARE, YE STILL GOTTA MAKE YER BED! :mom

:lol

On the offchance that photobucket decided to delete that pants pic, I decided to save it. :x

Not wanting it anywhere I went regularly, I thought it amusing to put it in my Shrub folder. :x

I was surprised and pleased to find I didn't have a Shrubfest folder. :)

But now I keep wanting to make one. >:

Oh!I feel left out!

You should make a Pants folder and put shrub pics in there :yum

Pics of Shrub in her underpants? :eek :eek :eek


:(

I wish :(

GOOD BOY, TADAO! NOT ONLY DID YE MAKE YER BED, BUT YE COMBED YER HAIR AS WELL! :mom

YER GETTING A SPECIAL TREAT TONIGHT! :incest

I love how cavemanish it cam out. Fuck fixing my old camera, Crappy web cams are the new art.

WTH? No way! Yer better start being older than that right now! >:

Ye get to be 28, and ye get to like it. >:

Come on Tadao, you in your pants now!

I just came in my pants.

I CANT AGE PUBLOVER

it just rots lol i dunno

It must be nice to be a mildly attractive woman on a forum full of horny, ugly blokes. >:

You get to order everyone around. :eek

Kahl, are you REALLY married?




because thats a bit scary.

lol yea I'm married.

What the hell is so scary about it?

Anyone notice how big kahljorn's DS is? By my calculations he only only about 2 feet tall in real life.

lol
its a laptop :(

thjats probably obvious though :(

Its scary because you're only 4 years older than me.

And I'd still sleep with you.


Isn't marriage supposed to make you beyond redemption?

NEW FAVOURITE POSTER! :eek

HE KNOWS WHAT THE I-MOCKERY FORUMS IS ALL ABOUT ;)

do you usually sleep with old guys or something i dont get it

No. I'm worried about my future, and the fact that you're still attractive although you are married.

Although having to spell it out is less arousing.

Yeah Kahl, wear a burka or something. Ye're just too tempting. :orgasm

Wow, 'Slutty Burka' is a disappointing google image search. :(

Oh. He left. Do you think his wife felt threatened.

I'm drunk. Pay no attention.

IM SUDDENLY DRUNK TOO

AND HIGH

YAY!
I WISH I WAS HIGH!

I wish I was happy, but I'll settle for drunk. ;(

i hate wishing i was high :(

Well, i have all the ingredients, excepts bacci and skins....
:(

Inject air into your bloodstream

I'll settle for a warm cantaloupe.

i ate a pot browny type thing the other night and it was awesome :( i was stoned all night

Inject me into your blood stream


That was witty in my mind.

GUYS I WISH FOR STUFF TOO. :(

sam what kinds of things do you wish for

SAM, YOU SPEND WAY TOO MUCH TIME IN THIS THREAD. I AM TELLING YOU TO TRY TO HELP YOU, BRAW.

SRSLY, YOU'RE TURNING INTO PUB

you're incredulous zomboid

Sam, if you have bacci an skins, and you are here, I love you.



:D

Scared of needles. :(

Which I would overcome to:

Yeah, I should've asked Willie for suicide ideas that a pathetic little shit could manage. :(

I CAN GET IT. :(

lol pub i was waiting for something like that :( (the thing about injecting shrub)

maybe you should just tr overeatng a bunch of pills


what are bacci an skins? it sounds like fancy bacon or something

IT'S NOT BACON IN POTATO SKINS WHICH IS WHAT I FIRST THOUGHT. :(

THEN I RE-READ THE CONTEXT IT WAS USED, AND IT SUDDENLY BECAME CLEAR.

I knew it wasn't gonna be that :(

tobacco and self-roll paper ie Rizlas

I CAN RUN TO THE STORE, IT IS LITERALLY 100 FEET FROM WHERE I LIVE. :(

ABOUT 30 METERS (I THINK) FOR ALL YOU METRIC FOLKS. :(

YAY! SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS!

He? :tear

Just to show how much of a shit I am. :)

1) That didn't work. :) 2) Finding someone trying (failing) to do that sucks. :)

oh i get it

GUYS, I'M GOING TO GO GET DRUNK AND HIGH AND EAT BACON AND POTATO SKIN IN SOME SORT OF COMBINATION. :(

I would hope so. He has the biggest dick here. :eek

His tits are also swell. ;)

IF I DON'T EVER COME BACK, YOU'LL KNOW WHY. :(

yea it didnt work for me either :(

have you thought of using a gun? really it's probably the next best thing to injecting yourself with air

I don't know where to get a gun. Plus even if I found one, I doubt I could work it, or I'll end up arsefaced.

Man, nevermind I'm too much of a pussy. >:

Move to England.
Everyones depressed here!

In my bad days I came up with a way to suicide that wouldn't let any family member know it was a suicide :(

one time i had a hallucination when i did jimson weed and I met the devil and he showed me hell and it was underneath a bed and it looked like the page break picture :(

I moved away from England in the hopes of not being depressed anymore. ;)

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THEREE IS NOTHNG BETTER! you must adjust and adapt

I"M GOING TO GO TAKE A SEXY AND STEAMY SHOWER >:

KAHLJORN!



Now I need to go to bed....

:D

I sat in a darkened room for a year, eating oven chips, and watching the hoobs and countdown. I have no memories from that time. :eek

Maybe I remember an episode of Quincy. He was on a boat? And someone died?

I dunno.
hoobs=i dunno
countdown=spot on for a weekday teatime!

NIGHTY NIGHT!

We opened presents tonight. I got great presents, although I think my ramones and hockey fandom is making me a bit transparent :/

I watched the 5am repeat of countdown. The hoobs is a UK only Jim Hension muppet show that was on Channel 4 before or after countdown. I didn't have a tv license and lived in fear of the scanning van thing that never came. I slept 20+ hours a day. The only time I left the house was to go to the dole office where I would be told off until I cried, and then I would drink until I didnt care that I was vomitting all over myself.

Yay, the memories are flooding back. :blah

Cheer up or cherub.

British TV > American TV

It is Christmas eve here & I'll be as miserable as I want. >:

BTW Ghost, did you say you were bisexual? PLZ POST A PIC OF YOU IN YER UNDERPANTS PLZ! :)

No way, Cheers was way better than The Young Ones

I imagine you get a filtered vision of British TV, My Dear Lady. ;)

Much like my vision of US tele.

Although I did see an infomercial featuring Mister T the other day. Poor Guy.

my experience is not limited to public television, thanks >:(

I remember seeing some really fucked-up TV on the continent. In Italy, there was a game show where there were these three naked ladies and the (male) contestants had so many seconds to find matching pieces of lingerie in a big bin and dress them.

In Germany I stumbled across a charming production of Heidi in which she boffed everyone but the goat.

The Axis of evil is not good television. Especially Japan.

Drunk dedications are teh best.

sod off :)