Check out my Harry Potter article at National Lampoon!
 

It's kind of funny I hope.

http://www.nationallampoon.com/nl/03...ter/potter.asp

haha, the homemade shiv part was hilarious. :lol

pure. fucking. gold.

i hate that book not because is harry potter, but because i had to pay 37$ for it. my brother read it in a week. just because i burned his goblet of fire book. what a hack >:

Just read your piece Max, great stuff! I particularly like the term "muggle-nuts" and think it should become a part of our everyday language.

Killing people who try to talk to you while you are reading should be legal. Especially if they first ask what you're reading, and then ask what the book is about.

Thank you all.

My Dad just refused to acknowledge your existence if you tried to get his attention while he was reading.

Either that or he really didn't know I was there.

Now I'm sad.










muggle nuts.

:lol excellent one, max!

Another quality piece, Max. I wish that was in printable form earlier, simply because some asshole spoiled everything about the ending the day after it came out in front of everybody in the vicinity, including me.