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Just Ami Aug 14th, 2009 09:50 PM

I'm too afraid to go see it. It's bad enough that so many of my favorite things are getting re-booted, and "re-imagined" to the point where I just want to poke my eyes out with a curling iron, but now... after so long of dreaming, we finally get a G. I. Joe.... and it looks like THAT? I can't even tell who is supposed to be who because they all look generic S & M posers. D: What is Duke wearing that helment for? Why does Storm Shadow carrying a gun?? What the hell happend to Cobra Commander?? Why does the Baroness NOT have a hawt euro accent?? No.... after the train wreck Star Trek movie, I just have a "Just say NO!" motto to stupid movie decisions.

Alcibiades- the actor who plays Snape is Hans Gruber, duh. :o


oh, or Alan Rickman I guess....

Y-Hat Aug 17th, 2009 12:58 AM

Why would you want a sequel, exactly? I'm sure that was a semi-common sentiment among those that enjoyed Transformers, and its sequel was one of the most offensive things to hit the screen in some time.

Zhukov Aug 17th, 2009 02:08 AM

Did anyone else notice that the last part of the movie was basically Star Wars, or is it just me?

Hellzo Aug 17th, 2009 04:50 PM

I liked it other than the brainwashing of the baroness that just ruined the character.

Travis touchdown Aug 17th, 2009 06:46 PM

i will steal this off the net as i refuse to pay for something that looks this bad.

Angryhydralisk Aug 17th, 2009 07:24 PM

I heard a rumor somewhere the movie wasn't even screened.

Protoclown Aug 17th, 2009 10:43 PM

It wasn't. I wasn't even allowed to watch it when I was there watching it. :eek

Dr. Boogie Aug 17th, 2009 11:02 PM

They let me see it, but only on the condition that I not pass judgment on any part of it.


Not even the part with the Wayans brother.

Zhukov Aug 17th, 2009 11:08 PM

Am I the only one?! Come on!

Spoilers!


Spoilers in case I give away important Star Wars plot lines.

DrewP Aug 17th, 2009 11:17 PM

That one scene was ironic as the actor who played Snake-eyes was Darth Maul...

But me and my friend said it best: That movie was much more fun than it ever ought to have been. It was a surprise.

Now to just wait for Inglorious Bastards.

darkvare Aug 17th, 2009 11:59 PM

also when
Spoilers!

am i the only one who felt snake eyes looked and acted like a retard when he wasn't in action?

Zhukov Aug 18th, 2009 12:31 AM

You are correct.

Captain Seamus Aug 19th, 2009 05:46 PM

I want Hasbro to make a figure of Snake Eyes wearing that hoodie he had in the Pit.

The one thing that really got me was that Cobra Commander didn't drag out his S's. That's like half of his characterization! Aside from that, the movie was pretty good.

RedCometXIII Aug 20th, 2009 12:33 PM

It was a actually way better than I thought it'd be. I went in with absolutely no expectations but left satisfied.

I prefer the Transformers movies though...


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