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dont worry tadao. I guess you're still weak from all the... spamming.:tear |
SHUT UP
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these page brak things are retarded
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big time cow you better shut up before i hit you in the lip
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pagebrak 4ever
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A REAL JERK
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off to see Sonic Youth tonight for the third time ever
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hopefully there wont be some dingus yelling "KIM GORDON YOURE BEAUTIFUL" this time
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SHE'S NO KIM DEAL
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Some british show contacted me for permission to use a picture for them to make fun of :(
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How do you feel about that?
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I guess it depends on the comedian who wants to use it. They wouldn't tell me who. If Stephen Fry is making fun of me, I might as well kill myself right now.
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What's the show?
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http://www.comedy.co.uk/guide/tv/show_and_tell/
I probably shouldn't say any more about it in case there's some contractual thing. |
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DUDE, CHRIS ADDISON? Of course, I'd do it.
In a fuckin' heartbeat. |
his assistant is nice anyway.
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Zomboid if you keep giving me red pickles then what am i going to put on my resume you horse dick licking mounty shit stain >:
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creposaurus
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Good job, you came pretty close. I geev u gold steecker!
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creepisaurus
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OMG watch this
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I predictably bombed the shit out of that swim test. I probably looked stupid when I couldn't even get halfway done the twelve laps.
I don't really care; either way, I don't have the job, and it's not like I care if I looked dumb; it was another neighborhood. The stupid, rich one. |
If Chojin were here he'd be disapointed in you. Then, he'd tell you to do squatz and oatz
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creepusaurus
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So today was a really shitty day
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I'll creep your sore ass if you don't quit. No I won't.
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Missed it by *that* much.
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curare spouse
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Just had a creepy experience. Went to the county fair, Kitsa junior wanted to ride the merry-go-round. We bought the tickets and Mr. Kitsa didn't want to accompany her, so I had to haul my broken-ankled ass up on the thing and hold her on the pony.
So the carny comes around, right, and I notice with the kid behind us that he's making a point to touch the kids. Not a tap, like rubbing their legs as he passes. This bothers me a great deal so I'm scowling at him from where I'm standing. He comes up to my kid and tries to rub her back. Just as he touched the small of her back, I moved to block his access to her and stared him down. He just sort of laughed it off and moved on to the next kid, whose back he slowly rubbed in a massage-y sort of completely inappropriate way. I mean, it was the sort of thing that literally makes your hair stand on end. I just got the superduper heebie-jeebies even being near this guy. Just when I was thinking, fuck it, I'm outta here, he started the ride. My daughter didn't seem to notice anything amiss and I couldn't jump off a moving merry go round with a broken ankle, so I just held onto her and watched him. Holy almighty fuck was that man creepy. As soon as the ride ended, I tucked my kid under my arm like a football, grabbed a support pole with my other hand and sort of Tarzaned my way off the ride to land on my good ankle. Then I got the hell out of there. I don't know what I could have done differently but holy fuck was that guy a creepy pedo :( |
He's a carny, what do you expect. None of them are right in the head
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I would never in a million years dream of just walking up and touching someone else's kid like that.
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Via PM :rolleyes
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Reminds me of the movie Dirty Work... at 1:20 in the video. |
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I'm astonishingly depressed right now.
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:lol Creepadumbass put me on ignore. I can still red pickle her though. Someone be sure to quote this so it overrides her ignore setting. Hahahahaha
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sup t, how's married life?
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yes yes tadao, scare away the people who aren't being actively annoying
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How do you jerks meet up on synchtube? I'm watching some crappy god play on it with a couple of weirdos
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An evening with some titties will cure it as well.
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SAM THE 100 PROOF IS IN FULL EFFECT
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UNDOIT IS FEELING PRETTY LONELY, MILHOUSE
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oh god why
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There's chubby and then there's that :lol
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Yeah, I've been going back and forth on calling the fair office. On one hand, maybe the guy is just some innocent doofus who thinks he's great with kids and doesn't realize what it looks like. Mr. Kitsa said maybe he was just gorked out of his mind on something and thought he was showing the kids a good time. If the guy was just some idiot, I don't want to ruin his life by accusing him of pedo stuff.
If it helps, I have additional information: while he was standing in the middle of the Merry Go Round and running the ride, he was shouting things like "Yeeeee-haw! Ride em cowgirl!" to the kids. I don't know if this was good or bad, just that I'd never had a merry-go-round ride operator do that before. |
Ok, I called the fair office and got some teenager-sounding girl who sounded like she didn't give a shit one way or another, but she said she would "report it" and that they "don't put up with that stuff".
Is there a lot of that stuff? That's kind of scary. |
Good job. And yeah, there's a lot of dirty people who work with kids. You never know. And you reporting it just means they'll probably have someone keep an eye on him to make sure everything is on the up and up.
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but yeah "reporting it" is similar stock quote for doing nothing and letting the next shift handle any problems that come of it, so I wouldn't rely on that one bit if I were you |
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all right so i'm moving, like, immediately. i have to find a place to live that allows pets and isn't in a trailer park, and i have to spend a lot of time cleaning and packing.
but the worst part is that i have to figure out how to move all this shit elsewhere without any fucking money. |
Womti, shut up.
@Aaarg, dang man, that sucks. How "no money" are we talkin'? Like if you had a trailer hitch but not enough money to afford a trailer no money? |
like i'm going to have to have my dad send me money so i can afford the gas to get to the new place no money, haha.
when you're low on funds and you unexpectedly have to spend 400 bucks or not have hot water for an indefinite period of time, you get fucked! also apparently i only have a hitch receiver so even to rent a trailer i'd have to buy a hitch! whoops! |
Bury it like it's treasure and them come back and dig it up with your kid.
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never!
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WEll since you have the new address you can just mail it there!
Let THEM worry about it bro! |
wait what? haha
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:lol Sam never heard the word 'fingerpoppin' before.
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I'VE NEVER HEARD IT CALLED "FINGERPOPPIN" BEFORE, IT WAS ALWAYS JUST "KNUCKLEBUSTIN" OR "FINGERBANGIN"
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FINGERBANGING IS TOO BLAH, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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I GUESS I JUST COME FROM SIMPLER TIMES.
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DO NOT GET ME WRONG, SAM - I WOULD NEVER DOUBT YOUR TEENAGE SEXUAL PROWESS
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NO ONE PROWLS AS GOOD AS ME WHEN TEENAGE SEXINESS IS INVOLVED.
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Fingerpoppin? I guess if you bend you finger and pull it out real fast it might make a pop noise.
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It's worse - it has to do with the cherry.
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Oh! I always only got sloppy seconds after my dad. :(
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Tadao, ladies and gentlemen, Tadao. :claps
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hahaha awesome
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also gross, virgins
give me a gal with experience |
I need to figure out a halloween costume that will top last year's Stay-Puft because that kicked ass.
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Got started early on my Walter White costume |
You gonna wear the heisenhat?
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Silly Rongi, that's for February!
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Oh, and if you want blue meth to carry around, just make some blue rock candy. That's how they do it in the show.
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