What's the opposite of a pirate?
 

A cowboy?

According to Lego, it would be the governer and his soldiers.

I think a ninja :(

A privateer?

coast guard? Marine Police? slimey bilge rat?

a robot.


D'UH! >:

a cakemouse? :(

It's a preppy. :lol

Al Gore?

A damsel in distress. :(

I'd have to agree with ninja.

edit: There needs to be a fighting game for some system that has a ninja, a pirate, a robot, a cowboy, and a zombie. I'd die happy.

Eternal Champions: Challenge from the Dark Side.

I meant one that didn't suck. :rolleyes

I vote ninja. Because everyone knows the pirate is the ninja's mortal enemy and ninjas flip out and kill all the pirates they see and then jam out with their guitars. :rock

A straight pirate. :lol :(

my guess would be a Ninja Viking...

THEY EXIST!!! >: >: >:

ninja pirates exist. or pirate ninjas. they exist. so i think robot is best.

kellychaos

Sounds like a personal problem to me.

ninjas and pirates are the same thing: a cliched absurdity.

An apple is the opposite of a pirate.

A ninja pirate is a captain of a frigate who plunders other ships and also knows karate and uses throwing stars. A pirate ninja is a guy from Japan wearing black pajamas and who uses throwing stars but also enjoys plundering ships.

:(

This thread reminded me of my wonderful idea for a movie: The story is about the eternal struggle of robots vs. vampires. Except the vampires are the good guys and the robots are the bad guys, and the vampires are always planning how they can defeat a foe with no blood or skin, and the hero who emerges can live by drinking motor oil.

BEST MOVIE EVER >:

My movie idea is better.

It's called Burglar Academy, and it's about this new Burglar and how he wants to be accepted into a Burglar frat, and as a prank they make him rob a house telling him that its garunteed to be empty and he beleives them but it's just a prank so when he gets there he finds somebody is home and panics and kills him and then he goes back to the burglar frat and they're like "gotcha :lol"

I have another idea for a movie called "Hypnotist Academy" which is exactly the same except with Hypnotists.

The opposite of pirate is a schoolgirl ^_~

Is that robo cop?