I really wasn't joking, I just went to the latest Burbank article to post it.

Although I do have quite a crush on Max ;)

Max, I just wish I had a cappuccino to drink while enjoying this fine poetry.

Stay cool, Daddy-O! 8)

Thanks all, and who doesn't have a crush on me? I mean seriously. I am delectable.

Iron Dave and the other Dave are not only not the same Dave, they aren't based on actual people. They are more personifications of ideas. To me 'Dave' is a great every man name. Years ago I spent some time knocking around Indian reservations out in the four states area, and it seemed like every guide I met was named Dave. There's a great Kids in the Hall song, "These are the Daves I know." Joe, Johnny and Dave are my favorite anybody names.

To paraphrase a certain animated skunk, Beatpole can call me Flower if he wants to. My love embraces all.

And as far as sucking up goes, what would be the point? That being said, anyone who wants to send me money is allowed to.

You even suck up too yourself.

Too true, but then I'm always well positioned to reward myself for my own slavish loyalty.

<3 you Max

Thanks for the explanations, Max.

Though I can't offer you money, will my soul do?

Nice again, Max ^^

Introspection and Cubicle Ape were my favorites

I'm sure if I understood the things it'd be awesome man.

I'd criticize your work, Max, if I could find one abstract form of verbiage that was excessive in redundancy or loose in verisimilitude, but in fact all your free-associating obfuscations serve only to add to the greater delectability of the iambic pentameter.

Forsooth.