I'm taking questions again
 

You can ask me questions

why do pigs have curly tails

i dont know

Do you want some chicken?

no

He's a genius, I tell you! Sheer brilliance!

thats not a question

Oh, so you want a question?

yeah

Have you ever drank a beer? :trickquestion

jixby phillips may i please ask you a question?

i've never drank a beer

whorable yeah

Is that REALLY you in that toast costume?

And if so, where did it come from?

no

its from a movie called Night Dreams

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, nothing BUT the truth?

yeah

Do you believe in aliens?

Do you think there's two particular new people on the boards that shouldn't reply to every god-damn thread on the general blabber?

I know the answer to that!

ive never seen an alien i guess i beleive in them

helm: yeah

who the hell are you

should i make a cool shirt to wear to the pixies concert on sunday?

what time do you want to get married?

is it ok that i asked two questions?

oops three?

??

should i make a cool shirt to wear to the pixies concert on sunday? yeah when i saw the cast of "quintuplets" some girls made a shirt that had all the quintuplets names on it and it was kinda neat, and they got everybody to sign it (they were big fans) so maybe if youd did something like that and use puff paints you could get them to sign it if they are doing autogrpahs

what time do you want to get married? i dont think i'm ready for marriage theres a girl i like a lot

is it ok that i asked two questions? yeah

oops three?

??

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Dear Jixby, Is your favorite movie still Freddy Got Fingered?

yeah