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Bad Mr. Frosty Nov 12th, 2008 10:43 AM

My right hand is hairier than my left
 
Why is that? I'm dead serious on this.

MetalMilitia Nov 12th, 2008 10:45 AM

Fapping.

Dixie Nov 12th, 2008 10:50 AM

You're a werewolf.

Neen Nov 12th, 2008 11:10 AM

to be more precise, half a werewolf.

Beware the first-quarter moon.

Bad Mr. Frosty Nov 12th, 2008 11:19 AM

I see. Should I keep away from my loved ones during these next few hours?

But seriously, in my younger teen years I did a fair share of...polishing the rocket, and I believe my right hand was used more than the left, and really it has a bit more hair on the backside of it, and even my arm than my left one. Could the flogging the dolphin be any factor in this?

Esuohlim Nov 12th, 2008 11:20 AM

Threads like these are why I come to Loveline

Dixie Nov 12th, 2008 11:41 AM

If you really love them you'll make them like you.
Make sure you draw blood, it doesn't work unless you break the skin.

Bad Mr. Frosty Nov 13th, 2008 10:35 AM

Okay, I didn't listen last night and I looked at the moon we had. I'm not sure if it was a full moon or not, because within a second of me looking up I blacked out. I woke up this morning with pieces of my family hanging from my mouth, and oddly enough my dick in my right hand :shocked

Any advice on what to do now? I need to clean up the living room first though seeing as thought my parents have company coming in a few hours, and I would find it a bit rude to leave the blood and entrails strewn about the room when they arrive.

Dixie Nov 13th, 2008 11:06 AM

Put the rest in a tupperware container and save it for lunch.

pac-man Nov 13th, 2008 01:24 PM

Shave your hands.

Big Papa Goat Nov 14th, 2008 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bad Mr. Frosty (Post 593790)
I woke up this morning with pieces of my family hanging from my mouth, and oddly enough my dick in my right hand :shocked

Is that what you call your jizz?

Rot n Roll Pumpkihn Nov 14th, 2008 06:16 PM

You should start alternating hands. Maybe your rocket's unleashing the beast, because it aches for a new experience.

Zhukov Nov 16th, 2008 06:45 AM

"pieces of my family"

Yeah, that's a new one to me. I suppose they could be considered that.

MarioRPG Nov 17th, 2008 04:04 PM

Finally, a truthful Loveline thread.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 18th, 2008 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 593795)
Put the rest in a tupperware container and save it for lunch.



He would be a tupperwarewolf then right?

Sparklez Dec 2nd, 2008 10:47 PM

Look , i´ll tell you the truth and im not kidding. Yes fapping did it. Your happy thing there produces testosterone, when you touch it and fap you have all that on your hand and whenever you didnt wash your hand or w/e the testoreone invaded, making all the extra hair grow.

Good news are, you won´t die =D. Unless of course you fap to death which is impossible, I think? O_o;;

**~Sparklez out~**

pac-man Dec 3rd, 2008 02:28 AM

Shut up

Sparklez Dec 3rd, 2008 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 599317)
Shut up

Bored are we? Im typing wiseass so technically im not talking. =/ What a loser.

**~Sparklez out~**

executioneer Dec 3rd, 2008 05:08 AM

cut off your hands

executioneer Dec 3rd, 2008 05:09 AM

BATHE IN YOUR OWN BLOOD

Colonel Flagg Dec 3rd, 2008 11:21 AM

:lol

She's pretty good; it took me nearly a month to piss people off this much. :\

(sorry for the off-topic response :( )

Yggdrasill Dec 7th, 2008 12:17 AM

This thread is now Just For Men

Fathom Zero Dec 7th, 2008 01:44 AM

THE BEST THAT MEN CAN GET

Yggdrasill Dec 7th, 2008 03:40 AM

STAY IN THE GAME

dawnna Dec 29th, 2008 04:11 PM

:lol:lol:lol:lol wow i never heard the term flogging the dolphin before! that sounds like some serious meat beating oh my lord lmafao g2g brb gotta potty omfg!


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