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Geggy Aug 4th, 2009 02:11 AM

Yeah! The world is going to end on december 21, 2012! Get your tshirts here!


Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2009 02:34 AM

Goddamn Mayans >:

At least I won't have to buy anyone Christmas presents

Colonel Flagg Aug 4th, 2009 06:24 AM

Why not the 12th? :confused

EDIT: wouldn't be prettier if it were 100 years in the future from that date? 12-21-2112 looks much more antisymmetrical and mystic.

BTW, did the Mayans use the Julian calander? :dunce

Zhukov Aug 4th, 2009 08:29 AM


I could live with a massive catastrophe, some kind of global strife of nuclear proportions, the final crisis of capitalism, or a new ice age, but not the entire end of the world.

I guess not many people could live with that though. Hmm.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 4th, 2009 10:40 AM

The other thing about that date is that something good might happen. Not just a catastrophe. I'm not taking anything to heart until we get there in the year 2012.

Dimnos Aug 4th, 2009 11:37 AM

The world as we know it will end.

Read: Now sexy fun time. :orgasm

Dimnos Aug 4th, 2009 11:39 AM

Yep. Hot mutant on mutant action. :wank

Fathom Zero Aug 4th, 2009 05:11 PM

I think the Mayans just ran out of numbers.

Tadao Aug 4th, 2009 05:15 PM

elx Aug 4th, 2009 07:42 PM

i was born 12/29/92
the world ends 12/21/12

i'll be exactly 19 years 11 months and 22 days old - or in other words - 9 days from being 20 years old. that equates to still being a teenager which is completely unfair. better not die. :(

executioneer Aug 4th, 2009 07:50 PM


Originally Posted by elx (Post 640161)
i was born 12/29/92

omg almost birthday twins :eek

The Leader Aug 4th, 2009 07:56 PM

Isn't that eight days difference?

elx Aug 4th, 2009 09:13 PM


edit: whens your birthday willie?!

The Leader Aug 4th, 2009 09:15 PM

How does that make any sense?

elx Aug 4th, 2009 09:34 PM

I was seeing "19 years, 11 months, 22 days", somehow I came to the conclusion while I was working it out in my head that I couldn't hit twenty years old without a year passing and a year couldn't pass until I reached twelve months and I couldn't reach twelve months until the end of december and the end of december is the 31st which is only 9 days away from the 22nd.

and so that's how it made sense to me...at the time.
you were right though

Colonel Flagg Aug 4th, 2009 09:57 PM


Originally Posted by elx (Post 640161)
i was born 12/29/92
the world ends 12/21/12

i'll be exactly 19 years 11 months and 22 days old - or in other words - 9 days from being 20 years old. that equates to still being a teenager which is completely unfair. better not die. :(

I wouldn't lose any sleep over this. Much better to lose sleep over a potential terrorist attack. Or a really hard linear algebra midterm. :eek

kahljorn Aug 4th, 2009 10:58 PM

i hate 2012 :( every spiritual asshole is all into that and everybody has different explanations for what will happen. From LIZARDS RetuRNING To ENSLAVE MANKIND ACCORDING TO WORDS WRITTEN ON A ROCK IN gEORgIA; to magnetic north changing positions (which happens periodically and is supposedly often accompanied by a cataclysmic event, such as certain islands being affected..), and the mayan calandar was supposedly impecable for having important dates on their calandar whenever these magnetic shifts occured.
ALSO CALifoRNIAs goin under the ocean

seems like more millenarist crap and after 2012 passes people will find some other end of the world/life changing phenomenon to latch onto so that their lives will have some type of meaning and there is hope for the future.

also my birthday is today and I was born 8/4/84 AT AN AUSPICIOUS HOUR

Esuohlim Aug 5th, 2009 12:07 AM

Jesus will come back to life and bring the rapture, just like he's supposedly scheduled to do in everybody's lifetime in the last 2000 years.

kahljorn Aug 5th, 2009 12:11 AM

I like the islamic version of jesus' return :(

Colonel Flagg Aug 5th, 2009 12:16 AM

Happy Birthday, Kahl! :party

kahljorn Aug 5th, 2009 12:44 AM

thanks :D

also 2012 is just sposed to be when the mayan calendar ends so i dont know if that necessarily means the end of the world :(
or the begining of a new era ;/ there's some astronomy possibly related shit like the equinox of our solarsystem around the galaxy...

Zhukov Aug 5th, 2009 07:11 AM

Happy birthday Kahl.

Lizards coming to Earth to enslave mankind has now been added to the list of things I can accept happening in 2012. I think that would be pretty exciting.

Colonel Flagg Aug 5th, 2009 11:36 AM

They already have.

executioneer Aug 5th, 2009 02:22 PM


Originally Posted by elx (Post 640171)

edit: whens your birthday willie?!

the 30th :eek

Chojin Aug 5th, 2009 03:26 PM


Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 640280)
the 30th :eek

You're closer to mine, I'm 1/4/84.

also hb kahl, you fgt

Tadao Aug 5th, 2009 03:36 PM

I wanna slap his parents.

kahljorn Aug 5th, 2009 04:08 PM

Yea, cause you totally turned out to be worth the investment of sperm and heartbreak.

kahljorn Aug 5th, 2009 04:28 PM

tadao doesn't even know how to take a picture of himself in a mirror :rolleyes

kahljorn Aug 5th, 2009 04:50 PM

and thanks chojin you man lover you

sspadowsky Aug 5th, 2009 05:47 PM

As someone who actively and enthusiastically roots for the destruction of the human race, I am simultaneously thrilled with this idea and saddened by the knowledge that it won't happen.

Shyandquietguy Aug 5th, 2009 06:29 PM

Meh, I've been wanting to die for a while but I don't think I can wait three more years.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 5th, 2009 06:51 PM

Its when the mayans will come back to sell us new calenders.....they went to space.

elx Aug 5th, 2009 06:51 PM

do you want to die because you are a shy and quiet guy?

The Leader Aug 5th, 2009 07:13 PM

That rhymes.

ZeldaQueen Aug 5th, 2009 07:34 PM

Eh, as has been pointed out, people have been predicting the end of the world for years. Sooner or later, someone's going to be right. I personally love how The Jupiter Menace thought the world was ending May 5th of 2000.

I'm just waiting for 2013, to see how all the people banking on the end-of-world thing will react. Of course, it hasn't really stopped the House of Yahweh...

Shyandquietguy Aug 5th, 2009 10:01 PM


Originally Posted by elx (Post 640324)
do you want to die because you are a shy and quiet guy?

No, I'm depressed.

elx Aug 5th, 2009 10:12 PM

why are you depressed?

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 5th, 2009 10:16 PM

Wow, "Let's get nuclear baby" :orgasm

MrSmiley381 Aug 5th, 2009 11:44 PM

If the world as we know it ends on that day, I'm just going to sit on my roof with a lot of warm clothing, cigarettes, alcohol, and weaponry.

If I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go having far too much fun.

Shyandquietguy Aug 5th, 2009 11:46 PM


Originally Posted by elx (Post 640357)
why are you depressed?

I feel like it.

Dimnos Aug 5th, 2009 11:48 PM

Depression is for emo fags.

elx Aug 6th, 2009 12:05 PM


Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 640365)
I feel like it.

why do you feel like being sad?

Tadao Dec 2nd, 2010 02:46 AM

My lady mentioned the other day that a lot of people are probably subconsciously react to 2012 in 2011. In the back of their heads they will probably feel like they have little time left.

Blasted Child Dec 2nd, 2010 06:24 AM

Who made your lady the president of people's reactions

Pentegarn Dec 2nd, 2010 07:28 AM

It was in a ceremony last week

Everyone who is anyone was there.

What, you didn't attend?

Tadao Dec 2nd, 2010 08:19 AM


Originally Posted by Blasted Child (Post 706070)
Who made your lady the president of people's reactions

I thought English teachers are required to comprehend English.

Pentegarn Dec 2nd, 2010 08:28 AM

Who made you the president of what teachers are required to comprehend :lol

Blasted Child Dec 2nd, 2010 08:53 AM

It was in a ceremony this morning, Pentegarn. Funny though, didn't see you around.

Dimnos Dec 2nd, 2010 11:46 AM

I think he was working the lights.

Fathom Zero Dec 2nd, 2010 12:52 PM

he was handing out koolaid

Tadao Sep 7th, 2012 11:58 AM


Colonel Flagg Sep 7th, 2012 12:46 PM

Bring it, Jock-Ass!

Tadao Sep 7th, 2012 06:02 PM


Tadao Sep 7th, 2012 06:43 PM

Has anyone here actually learned any survival skills? I've lived on the San Adreas fault for most my life and have picked up a few things here and there.

I found a few bow and crappy arrows under the house, along with a few fishig poles and a tackles box. Along with that I have (for 2 people and a dog) enough bottled water and food to last 1 week. Oh and I have tons of wipes, both lysol bleach and baby. If I can't take a shower, I can at least wipe off the muck.

Oh and I printed out the US Army survival guide and a book on how to make knots.

I'd say I have a 10 percent chance at survival in L.A.


replicant Sep 10th, 2012 04:04 PM

I tend to respect life but if 12/22/12 is when there is a mass exodus by lunatics/religious zealots, I am not sweating it.

replicant Sep 10th, 2012 04:11 PM

I am pretty sure knowing how bad China is being about pollution and industrial waste = I would say those two things are the culprit, but I suppose if you let your imagination wonder...Jurgen Prochnow

is coming to guide you toward the birth of your baby so it can refill the hall of souls. Then you die....:(


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 761548)

Tadao Sep 10th, 2012 04:50 PM

Well, I don't care to look up anything you posted but, usually when water turns red it's because of algae, not Chinese pollution. Based on that alone I'm going to assume that you are another one of those hate on China idiots.


Tadao Sep 10th, 2012 05:23 PM

ANYWAYS, here's a good tip. Do not eat your food unless you have a purified water supply. Digesting food draws from your bodies reserve of water and could kill you from dehydration.

Stay safe my nigg3rs and I'll try to reach you on feq. KTAD. :eek

Tadao Sep 10th, 2012 05:51 PM

Ok, here is what makes me laugh. Idiots like Geggy and JeanetteX. Geggy love his conspiracies/predictions while JeannetteX is in denial.

The world is changing and we all need to cope. I happen to live in a very dangerous place (the San Andreas Fault) and grew up keeping canned food and water in a safe place to live for 2 weeks without outside help. Fuck derds, I lived in Northridge during the big shake up.


I had to go to the highschool and wait for the water truck for about a month just so that I could make sure looters didn't wreck our shit while my most my family went north and stayed with my sister.

Shit happens and sometimes it happens big. If you don't know how to purify water, google it and print it out on paper. Then put it in plastic and save it in a folder. What does it cost you? If you get really into it maybe 200 bucks? If you just do the basics 20 bucks?

Anyways. nigg3rs are always gonna be nigg3rs.

kahljorn Sep 11th, 2012 12:56 AM

so basically just boil your water or add a small amount of bleach/chlorine or iodine to it.

is there some other secret water purification technique i should know about besides collecting rain and that way to make distilled water by catching evaporites?

i actually downloaded a copy of the boyscouts of america handbook for SURVIVAL TECHNIQUES recently.

Tadao Sep 11th, 2012 11:46 AM

Depending on were you get your water from you might do both. I think it's a couple of drops of bleach per gallon.

I need to buy one of those solar changers for cellphones.

Dimnos Sep 11th, 2012 12:56 PM

Tadao Sep 11th, 2012 01:21 PM

Well, that's great if you have a supply of gunpowder and brass, also the press equipment and aren't afraid to blow your hand off.

I prefer a quit arrow.

"quiet" lol quit arrows suck

Tadao Sep 11th, 2012 01:33 PM

I'm actually surprised by the lack of media coverage of the end of the Mayan calendar. Well at least the channels I watch haven't mentioned it once all year. I thought fear sells in Hollywood.

Also, since I live so close to Hollywood, there aren't any nuts on the streets with signs or religious zealots trying to convert me.

replicant Sep 11th, 2012 05:04 PM

I just want to say that I am not hating on China nor do I believe I am an idiot. I looked up several resources before I made the comment about pollution. Several news sources identified the issue was pollution. Also, after reading and listening to numerous news reporting over the years documenting China's treatment of environmental matters its why I made my comment. I think that the Chinese government could do a little more to ensure the health and welfare of their citizens. I am sure they are doing some things. They are also growing and have a lot of people to contend with. My belief in the government's poor management of some of the environmental issues going on in China is based on what I have read (I don't live there). I am not going to read one thing and so oh yeah, China so hates its environment and wants to kill it's people through complete in action.


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 761639)
Well, I don't care to look up anything you posted but, usually when water turns red it's because of algae, not Chinese pollution. Based on that alone I'm going to assume that you are another one of those hate on China idiots.


Tadao Sep 11th, 2012 06:23 PM

Don't worry, we all hate the Chinks too.

Fathom Zero Sep 11th, 2012 07:38 PM

I'm taking Yoseikan Aikido, Isshinryu Karate, and Judo. I want to take up archery. I have slight metal and woodworking experience and I know how to build a lean-to.

I feel okay.

If this happens, at least my student loans will be forgiven. Because they ain't never gonna find me again.

Tadao Sep 11th, 2012 07:50 PM

Oh shit speaking of which. I need to build a spider hole in my backyard. :eek

Esuohlim Sep 11th, 2012 11:51 PM

Man I'd rather die than live my life surviving. What a fucking racket

replicant Sep 12th, 2012 10:16 AM

Tadao - you are too cute and special. :)

I have some gas masks in the closet. Father-in-law thought we might need them one day. I might not have started doomsday preparing yet but I have it in mind given the rate of ecological decline going on. However, I am not going to freak out just yet either.

Ever watch http://channel.nationalgeographic.co...sday-preppers/

Tadao Sep 12th, 2012 10:38 AM

Oh man, I can't watch that show. I should though because those nuts will be some of the only people alive.

I have a lot of things on my wishlist that I don't have. Like aBowie knife a compass and a wristrocket

Tadao Oct 15th, 2012 12:41 PM

Here is a fun end of the world thought. Vick will be eaten alive by a pack of wolves.

Colonel Flagg Oct 15th, 2012 02:32 PM

Probably would do wonders for the Eagles' offense.

Zomboid Oct 17th, 2012 05:13 AM


Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 761694)
Man I'd rather die than live my life surviving. What a fucking racket


kahljorn Oct 19th, 2012 02:06 PM


that line makes me laugh everytime i read it, and its always in curly's voice

kahljorn Nov 24th, 2012 06:31 PM

so does anyone actually think something's gonna happen on 12/21/12?

Mike Tobacco Nov 25th, 2012 02:10 AM

I don't think so, but I kinda hope so. Not that I've got a bleak outlook or anything- quite the opposite. I just think something dire (short of total annihilation) would do humanity some good.

Tadao Nov 25th, 2012 12:59 PM

I'm not as prepared for a disaster as I'd like to be. :(

Dimnos Nov 26th, 2012 02:40 AM

I only have one clip at the moment. :/

kahljorn Nov 26th, 2012 02:52 AM

i strongly suspect absolutely nothing is going to happen but will be pleasantly surprised if the world ends :)

Mike Tobacco Nov 26th, 2012 03:39 AM


Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 763964)
I only have one clip at the moment. :/

As long as it's one more than the guy who stocked up on food and water you're in good shape.

Dr. Boogie Nov 26th, 2012 09:55 PM

I'm trying to look ahead to the next apocalypse. Once the mayan thing has passed, I think we'll see a return to the classics, like interpreting Nostradamus to mean that the end of the world is right around the corner.

Mike Tobacco Nov 27th, 2012 02:13 AM

Don't forget the rapture. I'm sure we've got 2 or 3 of those coming in 2013. Global warming doomsaying should also see a sharp upturn over the next decade or so.

Dimnos Nov 27th, 2012 12:01 PM

With all this Iran business smart money is on nuclear holocost.

Mike Tobacco Nov 29th, 2012 01:08 AM

I'm holding out hope they'll fuck it up and vaporize themselves. It's hard to say how close they are, though, when the media is touting a graph from a textbook to be evidence that the Iranians are on to something.

Fathom Zero Nov 29th, 2012 02:11 AM

If I die, then I won't have to pay back my federal loans. So there's that. Cool business.

kahljorn Nov 29th, 2012 05:58 PM

did you see the UN meeting where the prime minister of israel had a picture of a cartoon-style bomb that was 80% full to demonstrate how close to getting nukes iran was?

Tadao Dec 11th, 2012 07:27 PM

Tadao Dec 13th, 2012 06:10 PM

Any of you fags want to connect if this happens? I'm near Dodger Stadium. Also Griffith Park. Perhaps we can wear a symbol on our left breast. Too bad we didn't do this sooner eh?

Tadao Dec 13th, 2012 06:13 PM

Kinda funny because our dday prophet is deaf.

kahljorn Dec 13th, 2012 07:51 PM

connect if what happens

Esuohlim Dec 13th, 2012 09:34 PM

Let's all agree to meet in this thread on 12-21

holy shit this is exciting

Tadao Dec 14th, 2012 01:01 AM

I say we all meet up at the Safeway by the gas station on 3rd and E.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 14th, 2012 09:50 AM

I saw a bunch of people on fb thought the way was 12/12/12 and were like"well the world is still here...guess I gotta go to work."

At least get the doomsday right.

Sidenote. On 12/21/12 I want to watch the first episode of the real ghostbusters to see if that door opens again.

kahljorn Dec 14th, 2012 04:34 PM

i want to have some kind of end of the world party

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 14th, 2012 05:29 PM

We have to have a cool name for it though.

Bender for the ender of the world party.

Tadao Dec 17th, 2012 09:56 PM


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 764587)
I guess I should bring my ax and machete upstairs. :/


Fathom Zero Dec 18th, 2012 03:30 AM


Colonel Flagg Dec 18th, 2012 03:20 PM

I have an idea - suspend a huge ball of U-235 (less than critical mass) abave an equally huge ball, then at 1 minute to midnight, begin slowly dropping the suspended ball until they get close enough (at midnight, natch) to go critical.

Call it the Armageddon It On party.

Dr. Boogie Dec 19th, 2012 01:39 AM

I can think of less roundabout ways to get people to play Def Leppard.

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