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Colonel Flagg Aug 19th, 2011 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 738688)
I was giving Flagg a run for his money and then I suddenly did something extremely stupid :(

I was wondering what happened ....

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Also GW is too goddamn good and I just want to trounce that ****** >:

I'm trying to trick him into a draw :notbloodylikely

Colonel Flagg Aug 20th, 2011 10:53 AM

10KVG is also too damned good. :(

kahljorn Aug 21st, 2011 10:10 PM

thats what you guys get for playing chess with a vulcan ;/

Shyandquietguy Aug 21st, 2011 10:26 PM

Jesus fucking Christ make a god damn account already Kahl.

I'm sick of just politely saying good game every now and then for no appearent reason.

kahljorn Aug 22nd, 2011 04:02 AM

i would but i dont want to lose my reputation as a smart person

Colonel Flagg Aug 22nd, 2011 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 739088)
thats what you guys get for playing chess with a vulcan ;/

I would estimate the odds at winning as 3,768.7 to 1

Colonel Flagg Aug 25th, 2011 09:02 PM

What do you all think of that "Tactics Trainer" thing?

I began by losing points at a prodigious rate, bottoming out in the mid 600's, and have since gradually increased my rating to a (maybe) respectable 870-ish. As my rating increases, I find the difficulty of the problems increases, but at a gradual rate.

I believe it is helping my game, if only to enable me to recognize certain game situations for what they are.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 25th, 2011 09:08 PM

Is it free?

Colonel Flagg Aug 25th, 2011 09:20 PM

Yes, 3 scenarios per day. Of course, if you PAY you get unlimited access. Eff that, 3 tactics is about all I can handle in a 24 hour period!

Esuohlim Aug 25th, 2011 10:32 PM

Tactics Trainer makes me mad when it's a puzzle with about 25 pieces still on the board and there's four moves to solve it. It's like, come on

Esuohlim Aug 25th, 2011 10:56 PM

Holy crap Flagg that was the meanest checkmate ever :(

Tadao Aug 26th, 2011 12:09 AM

Man, I hate chess now. >:

Colonel Flagg Aug 26th, 2011 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 739594)
Holy crap Flagg that was the meanest checkmate ever :(

Would you believe I was planning that for about 4 moves? ;)

Colonel Flagg Aug 26th, 2011 10:57 PM

I just made a stupid move against GW - and I know he will make me pay for it. :(

Colonel Flagg Aug 26th, 2011 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 739589)
Tactics Trainer makes me mad when it's a puzzle with about 25 pieces still on the board and there's four moves to solve it. It's like, come on

I just did one like that (oodles of pieces, 4 moves), and it didn't even end in checkmate! WTF??

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 27th, 2011 01:54 AM

Is gw genuine saucy?

ConditionalMove- yeah he is

:highfive

Guitar Woman Aug 27th, 2011 02:05 AM

What does that conditional move shit even do? I wasn't aware it was a thing until like 5 minutes ago.

Esuohlim Aug 27th, 2011 02:46 AM

You can set up future moves based on your opponent's anticipated move. For instance, it was obvious that your next move in our game was to take the rook so I set up my next move after that to save time

Tadao Aug 30th, 2011 03:53 AM

Unlimited tactic trainer here.

http://chesstempo.com/

Colonel Flagg Aug 30th, 2011 05:25 AM

I'm good for only 3 at a shot anyway. :shortattentionspan

Colonel Flagg Sep 2nd, 2011 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 738688)
I was giving Flagg a run for his money and then I suddenly did something extremely stupid :(

Right back atcha, bro. :explode

Esuohlim Sep 6th, 2011 04:28 AM

Flagg sometimes I like to be treated to dinner or a movie before my DAILY ANAL RAPE

Colonel Flagg Sep 6th, 2011 12:33 PM

Next time, a reach-around. I promise.

Tadao Sep 6th, 2011 01:15 PM

Dear Milhouse :


FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 6th, 2011 01:57 PM

I'm employing this new dynamic pawn only technique against milhouse.


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