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Pub Lover Sep 10th, 2008 06:56 PM


Pub Lover Sep 10th, 2008 06:58 PM


Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 579024)
MOAR!!! :love



MattJack Sep 10th, 2008 06:59 PM

How good are you with the Page Brak? Do you simply look at the width of your scroll bar, or do you count posts?


Pub Lover Sep 10th, 2008 07:02 PM

I watch the thread postcount. :(

I even get that wrong, a lot.

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 579033)
sometimes google gets very creative, but yeah, more probably end up failing

I'd be there for the days when they go around the office & it turns out no one has done a new design for today, & they'll be all "Oh shit, we're gonna have to use one of Pub's" and then the company collapses.

bigtimecow Sep 10th, 2008 07:07 PM

or gets even bigger ;)

let's see some examples. satisfy this pub: PANCAKE DAY

and if i see two pancakes for O's i'm going to be very upset

Pub Lover Sep 10th, 2008 07:09 PM

Um, isn't that the same day as Mardi Gras? So boobs?

Fathom Zero Sep 10th, 2008 08:11 PM

I told you, MJ, I'd make up for him by giving you somethin'.

Esuohlim Sep 10th, 2008 08:28 PM


Pub Lover Sep 10th, 2008 09:02 PM

So did like three people in my PMs.

I'm ignoring them too.

Pub Lover Sep 10th, 2008 11:23 PM


Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 579087)
[15:06] Pub: Hello, would you like to tell people that you don't know, but are assured have displayed all the signs of being moronic, that they are far too stupid for the activities of the Cern LHC to be interesting to them?
[15:07] Seth: oh, hello Internet
[15:07] Seth: in short, I would love to do so.
[15:07] Seth: unfortunately, however, you are being neglected in favor of spending time with a girlfriend whom I actually like (for now).
[15:07] Seth: I'm sorry, Internet.
[15:08] Pub: I perfectly understand. Good luck with her not being crazy & here is hoping the ways she brings ruin to your life are at least enjoyable at the time.

[15:10] Seth: thanks Internet, you're always there for me.
[15:11] Seth: I hope you understand why I have to block you now, Internet.
[15:11] Pub: I completely understand. :(
[15:22] *** "Seth" signed off at Thu Sep 11 15:12:24 2008.

Dixie Sep 10th, 2008 11:56 PM


RaNkeri Sep 11th, 2008 03:23 AM

My chemistry teacher looks like Bud Spencer, chemistry has never been this awesome :lol

RaNkeri Sep 11th, 2008 02:37 PM

Bud Spencer is awesome y'know? >:

wobzire Sep 11th, 2008 02:58 PM

I did not know so I appreciate the heads up.

Fathom Zero Sep 11th, 2008 07:26 PM


Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 578735)


Esuohlim Sep 11th, 2008 09:22 PM

RIP John Ritter 9/11/2003 :(

We will always remember

DevilWearsPrada Sep 11th, 2008 10:21 PM

Bonus trivia: John ritter's daughter's birthday is on 9/11 also

Neen Sep 11th, 2008 10:55 PM

ElPila666 Sep 11th, 2008 11:25 PM

Whoa that guy looks awesome!

wobzire Sep 12th, 2008 09:16 AM

Today on the train coming downtown I realized something. I hate obese people. Especially those monster women with shirts that are too small that have that whole Stomass thing going on. I hate them about third most out of all the things I hate.

Esuohlim Sep 12th, 2008 10:52 AM


Esuohlim Sep 12th, 2008 10:53 AM


Esuohlim Sep 12th, 2008 10:53 AM


wobzire Sep 12th, 2008 11:02 AM


Esuohlim Sep 12th, 2008 11:06 AM

Just kidding I have a sexy midriff and maybe I want to SHOW IT OFF

God don't you ever just lay off >:

Esuohlim Sep 12th, 2008 11:07 AM

I'm going to go puke again

I'll never be pretty :tear

wobzire Sep 12th, 2008 11:11 AM

I was upset ok? It was a difficult situation. I was going to offer my seat because it looked like they could hardly support their own weight. I decided not to because that wouldn't have been fair to the person beside me. Also they wouldn't have fit and then they would have been (even further) embarrassed.

wobzire Sep 12th, 2008 01:41 PM

I am so bored at work today that when I saw that Penny-Arcade had accidently double posted their blog update today I fully read both of them. I don't even care for PA.

Tadao Sep 12th, 2008 01:52 PM

More comics! Make one about a bunny.

wobzire Sep 12th, 2008 01:55 PM

You got it.

wobzire Sep 12th, 2008 02:12 PM

I made it but I'm not allowed to go to photobucket from work.

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2008 02:27 PM

T-Dawg! Did you ever get that bunny movie you commissioned from Roger Barr?

Tadao Sep 12th, 2008 03:00 PM

I'll get it when you get your video from Gus.

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2008 03:10 PM

He doesn't post in this thread anymore because of that. :(

pac-man Sep 12th, 2008 04:20 PM

Before this hurricane kills me I just want you all to know that I regret nothing, except maybe not evacuating. I will also curse one of you with my dying breath, not out of spite or vitriol, but for dramatic effect.

wobzire Sep 12th, 2008 04:24 PM

Who specifically?

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2008 04:29 PM


Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 579271)
Is that part of some exchange program? Every time I call a helpdesk or hotline the dude on the other end sounds like Apu from The Simpsons.

Hank Azaria needs the work.

pac-man Sep 12th, 2008 04:35 PM

Probably AChimp. Should anyone hear me, they'll be scratching their heads because it'll sound like, "With my last breath, I curse a chimp."

Pub Lover Sep 12th, 2008 04:38 PM

When have you ever interacted with AChimp?

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 579278)
Oh and pokemon games are the gay.

They're worse than that, Sir. They're the Dimnos.

pac-man Sep 12th, 2008 04:41 PM

The question is has he ever interacted with me?

No, no he hasn't.


wobzire Sep 12th, 2008 04:42 PM

That is unfair to both Dimnos and Pokemon.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 12th, 2008 07:24 PM

You and Pub should both get out of Texas.

liquidstatik Sep 12th, 2008 09:25 PM

fuck y'all

ElPila666 Sep 12th, 2008 09:51 PM


Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 579323)
fuck y'all


Tadao Sep 12th, 2008 10:04 PM

He has a pro Liquid agenda.

Misdemonar Sep 13th, 2008 01:15 AM

hey guys what's sucking?


Neen Sep 13th, 2008 01:54 AM

It's true. Every. Fucking. Word.

Neen Sep 13th, 2008 02:03 AM

I remember reading a comic that deconstructed "Random Humor" here awhile ago. If anyone can repost it or PM it to me, that'd be great. Thanks.

executioneer Sep 13th, 2008 06:06 AM

omg taco doritos are back :(

ElPila666 Sep 13th, 2008 06:17 AM

i got the munchies, how about the ike hurricane, oh man weather is sick, also hear in latinoamerica the leftist presidents from bolivia and venezuela kick out the usa ambasador oh man things started to heat em on down here :(

executioneer Sep 13th, 2008 06:20 AM

maybe they will let them back in when we elect a blackman for the president

WhiteRat Sep 13th, 2008 08:51 AM

ha, he'll never get into the white house!

Misdemonar Sep 13th, 2008 03:45 PM

oh jesus! is that the ****** smasher? that was my favorite wrestler in 1993

Fathom Zero Sep 13th, 2008 05:40 PM


Tadao Sep 13th, 2008 05:43 PM


Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2008 01:20 PM

Happy Birthday, Asila. :)

Esuohlim Sep 14th, 2008 02:08 PM

It's been raining for 45 fucking hours >:

Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2008 03:23 PM

It rained for about five minutes yesterday morning.

It wasn't even enough to wet the palm of my hand.

MetalMilitia Sep 14th, 2008 03:28 PM

Milhouse is so wet.

Guitar Woman Sep 14th, 2008 03:29 PM

Why am I going to Oktoberfest today

it's not even Oktober

ElPila666 Sep 14th, 2008 04:26 PM

Hey dude Doctor Pizza is back, in sadfaceemoticon form :(


DevilWearsPrada Sep 14th, 2008 06:37 PM


Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 579442)
Milhouse is so wet.

How wet is he?

Esuohlim Sep 14th, 2008 06:40 PM

So wet that he needed to use a towel to BLANK himself off :eek

Esuohlim Sep 14th, 2008 06:41 PM

49 hours or something what the hell am I supposed to do all day sit on my computer :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2008 06:45 PM


Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2008 07:27 PM


Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2008 08:18 PM

The UPS girl wouldn't let me move any of the boxes that she considered heavy. When a 5'6", 110 pound girl suggests you go sit down, you know you look like shit.

Pub Lover Sep 14th, 2008 08:34 PM


Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 579489)
i'm no jerk >:

Yeah, you are.

Asila Sep 15th, 2008 12:16 AM

Hi forum I don't write on anymore, it's my birthday. You sent me an email wishing me a happy birthday, and darned if I wouldn't have forgotten all about it without that.

Guitar Woman Sep 15th, 2008 12:25 AM

I didn't forget about YOU, lady

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2008 12:25 AM

Pub said happy birthday on this page and you better acknowledge that or else you'll find 9 pages of depressed-Pub Lover binge posting

Asila Sep 15th, 2008 12:33 AM

WHOA he did! I didn't even realize...

Thank you Pub. I still don't think you're a jerk.

Asila Sep 15th, 2008 12:36 AM

And Guitar Woman, you sexy man/woman beast

ElPila666 Sep 15th, 2008 12:50 AM



ElPila666 Sep 15th, 2008 12:54 AM

Asila Sep 15th, 2008 12:55 AM

A Brak, it's just what I wanted!

executioneer Sep 15th, 2008 04:40 AM

honky tonky birthday :(

Tadao Sep 15th, 2008 12:55 PM

Happy Belated BDay

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2008 02:06 PM

Lehman Brothers' bankruptcy is way more scary to me than the LHC could ever be.
Are there any armchair economists in the house willing to spin me a yarn about Wall Street collapsing into a black hellish pit with demons spilling out to eat my soul?

I'd totally believe you, I never understood that shit.

Guitar Woman Sep 15th, 2008 03:06 PM


MarioRPG Sep 15th, 2008 03:35 PM

Free Dog Souls was the best.

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2008 03:42 PM


Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 579609)
But that's for the DEMO. Jeez.

So, who's going to get it? I will, but that's because I am a nerd.

Fathom Zero Sep 15th, 2008 03:43 PM



wobzire Sep 15th, 2008 04:04 PM

I never really "got" that duck gif. It sucks because I know that I'm missing out.

Tadao Sep 15th, 2008 05:00 PM

That's what Pub wants you to believe :hypno

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2008 06:42 PM

Pub wants to make people stop thinking he is a creepy stalker. :(

Then again...

Originally Posted by Bod (Post 579629)
The actual article gives out my full name and the road where I live, so this is why I've not posted it. I already had some random man phone me who used to own a flower shop, no idea how he got my number but he was friendly, but odd. Supportive though.

You're willing to show us your arse, but not tell us where to go to see it live?

Anyway, the article was the first result for my first google attempt. You made it too easy.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 15th, 2008 07:03 PM

Happy birthday Asila.


Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2008 08:04 PM


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 579660)
It took me a while longer than you Pub.

Her phone number ends in a 2. :eek

If only I had the balls to call it. :(

Tadao Sep 15th, 2008 08:08 PM

Tadao Sep 15th, 2008 08:18 PM

She looks like my 2nd wife.

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2008 08:35 PM

Have we seen your 2nd wife, T-Dawg? Was she the one from that picture of you holding the big sandwich?

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 579668)
I found it and then I felt creepy like Pub Lover. :(

"I now feel creepy, much like I imagine Pub feels when we call him creepy. It's really not nice, we should stop saying that about him."


"Pub Lover is creepy. I am scared by the idea that I may be as awful as he is."


MarioRPG Sep 15th, 2008 08:36 PM


Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 579665)
If only I had the balls to call it. :(


A true stalker would've called and breathed heavily until the eventual hang up. You disappoint me, Pub. :(

Tadao Sep 15th, 2008 08:37 PM

I've only been married once.

MarioRPG Sep 15th, 2008 08:38 PM

For the record, I never said that I would buy Star Wars. :yarhar

ElPila666 Sep 15th, 2008 10:23 PM


ElPila666 Sep 15th, 2008 10:24 PM


Originally Posted by Asila (Post 579517)
WHOA he did! I didn't even realize...

Thank you Pub. I still don't think you're a jerk.

DevilWearsPrada Sep 15th, 2008 10:28 PM


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DevilWearsPrada Sep 15th, 2008 10:31 PM


Neen Sep 15th, 2008 11:43 PM


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