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Fathom Zero Jan 30th, 2013 05:10 AM


Babs Jan 30th, 2013 06:55 AM

There it is.

Kitsa Jan 30th, 2013 07:53 AM


Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 766052)
Wasn't it Kitsa who didn't like jaffa cakes? I know i wanted to argue the point but it was soon after I joined and I was too much of a coward to tell people on the internet that they were wrong about snack cakes.

We have a fundamental misunderstanding here.

First, I love McVities. Milk chocolate only, though. I dip them in coffee. The only improvement I could come up with, other than the apparent complete lack of nutritional value, is a non-chocolated notch for the thumb so that you don't come up with a chocolate thumb after dunking. I was mainly surprised that they have no fiber because they go on about "whole wheat" (which really isn't supposed to mean anything, per my bigdeal nutrition professors; you should look for "whole grain"). Also, there are heavy grain-heads floating above the biscuit on the packaging and one stamped into the surface of every one, so it's a bit misleading. That said, I don't expect to eat chocolate-covered cookies and not be a total fatass as a consequence.

I don't remember having a problem with jaffa cakes. My only source for them locally does sometimes have old goods, so if I did have a problem with them that would be why. I think I remember my last jaffa cake's covering coming off of the filling separately and that being weird.

If we're headed down this road, I also had a problem with some stale bakewell tarts from the same location.

Kitsa Jan 30th, 2013 08:21 AM

mm, stale bakewells.

Fathom Zero Jan 30th, 2013 06:07 PM


HickMan Jan 31st, 2013 01:11 AM

Sup guys

HickMan Jan 31st, 2013 01:18 AM

btdubs I'm sure you new kids were wondering if I was dead from Afghanistan. Well, I'm not.

I tried meeting up with one of my war buddies, only to be pursued by Brian Dennehy into the woods where I basically beat the shit out of some Deputies until they called the National Guard on me.

That's basically when I got super pissed and stole a machine gun and hunted down Dennehy until my old unit commander told me to cut that shit out...I guess I had a few too many flashbacks...(thanks PTSD) and they sent me off to prison for a while...

Babs Jan 31st, 2013 02:10 AM

Hickman never fucking dies.

Babs Jan 31st, 2013 05:29 AM

So I was sleeping about 10 minutes ago, right? Well the house I'm staying at for a bit, there's a guy here who isn't to fond of me. Well, long story short, he tried kicking my ass while I was asleep, I flipped him over quickly and apparently broke his nose "badly". Now, I think I'm homeless. I think I need help.. ?

Babs Jan 31st, 2013 05:55 AM

Damnit, he bled nearly all over my shit. What the fuck, that's my work clothes.

Dimnos Jan 31st, 2013 10:50 AM

Your shit was damaged on his property, Sue him.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2013 11:13 AM

I knew porn would kill Ron Jeremy but I didn't think it would be from a heart attack. So I suppose this means he can't have sex anymore without the risk of death.


Babs Jan 31st, 2013 03:26 PM

I have a bump on my forearm, it's literally on the bone. No real pain though, only when I push on it with moderate pressure.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2013 05:06 PM

You should kill yourself then

Babs Jan 31st, 2013 05:25 PM

That's the fall back plan.

Tadao Jan 31st, 2013 06:37 PM

Stop pretending like there is any other plan.

Babs Jan 31st, 2013 06:42 PM

Well, my other plan is to come see you first. So, yes, there is another plan.

Babs Jan 31st, 2013 06:43 PM

Can I have your phone number?

Babs Jan 31st, 2013 06:46 PM

Will you take a picture of yourself, with a sign, that has my name on it? But pose with your back to the camera with the sign taped on your back. Also, you have to be looking back at the camera with a sense of bedazzlement emenating from your eyes.

Babs Jan 31st, 2013 06:47 PM

How tight are you?

Babs Jan 31st, 2013 06:47 PM

Can I double dip?

Dimnos Jan 31st, 2013 07:54 PM

I say you just cut the arm off.

Babs Jan 31st, 2013 10:07 PM

Okay, get this. Apparently I fractured his face and he's in the emegerncy room now. I think the fucked just wants vicodin, he's a fuckig fiend.

Babs Feb 1st, 2013 05:17 AM


Babs Feb 1st, 2013 05:19 AM

I am feeling so fucking filthy right now, I need someone to touch me.

awwwww this feels long

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