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mysterious death of birds fishies and crabs

Most ridiculous theories regarding the cause of worldwide mass death of birds, crabs and fishes I've heard so far are Al Qaeda, chemtrails, haarp and fireworks.

The most plausible explanations of the cause I've heard are enviromental distasters (BP/Halliburton oil spill), artic air blast and Dane Cook's stand up act.

Bada bum ching

Tell me how this could be from the oil spill please. Last time I looked, oil killed indiscriminately.

Best explanation. Practical joke by god just to fuck with us.

Not that this is completely new or anything. It's happening a lot more, and it even is happening in the Chesapeake Bay, only an hour away from me.

Here's a link to the examples that are already endangering animals already, some of which are getting worse as a part of this 2011 thing.

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/03/a-...ther-animal-d/

This is all probably because we fucked up the food chain within the last 100 years. Nothing we'll ever be able to detect, cause the change is so small, but the domino effect with our added WHO CARES mentality keeps speeding it up with every band-aid we slap on the planet. So the eco system can't heal itself cause we keep telling it to WALK IT OFF YOU FUCKING PUSSY.

Here's a list I found here with all the 2011 bird and fish deaths by location!

Spoilers!
FALLING/Dead BIRDS Kentucky QTY < 100 Type: Small Birds (not Stated) Suspected Cause Cold Stress Actual Cause : Unknown [link to www.wpsdlocal6.com] Louisiana QTY 500 Type: Starlings and Blackbirds Suspected Cause : Weather Actual: Unknown Links: [link to theintelhub.com] [link to www.wbrz.com] Arkansas QTY ~5000 Type: Blackbird, Starling, Grackle Suspected Cause : weather/fireworks Actual Cause : Unknown Links: [link to www.eturbonews.com] [link to www.theglobeandmail.com] Arizona QTY >65 Type: Bats Suspected cause : Weather Actual Cause : Unknown [link to www.azcentral.com] Illinois QTY: 50-100 Links: [link to www.associatedcontent.com] East Texas QTY: 100's Suspected Cause: birds got hit by motor vehicles Links: [link to www.allvoices.com] Georgia QTY: 3 Links: [link to www.courier-journal.com] Tennessee QTY: > 100 Links: [link to www.wsmv.com] Japan QTY < 30 Type: Various (Mainly Swan/Heron) Suspected Cause : Bird Flu Actual: Unknown Links: [link to www.upi.com] [link to www.nytimes.com] Sweden QTY: abous 100 jackdaws Suspected cause: cold stress, starvation, fireworks, etc Links: [link to www.aftonbladet.se] [link to www.thelocal.se] Italy QTY: about 300 Type: Doves Links: [link to www.geapress.org] DEAD FISH Arkansas > 100,000 Type: Drum Suspected Cause Actual Cause Unknown Links: [link to www.todaysthv.com] Maryland QTY> 2,000,000 Type: Menhayden, spots and croakers/various Suspected Cause: Cold Stress Links: [link to www.wbaltv.com] [link to www.baltimoresun.com] North Carolina Type: Pelicans Links: [link to www.enctoday.com] Lincoln Park, Michigan QTY: 100's Suspected Cause: Cold Weather Links: [link to www.clickondetroit.com] South Wales (UK) QTY>~ 100's Type: Various Carp/Bream/Other Suspected Cause Cold Weather Actual Cause Unknown Links: [link to www.bymnews.com] Brazil QTY: ~Millions (100 tons) Type: Sardines Suspected cause :Unknown Actual Cause : Unknown Links: [link to freerepublic.com] [link to www.parana-online.com.br] Italy (Scarlino) QTY 100,000s Type: Clams/Small fish/Shellfish/Crabs/Flatfish Suspected Cause : Pollution Actual Cause : Unknown Links : [link to corrierefiorentino.corriere.it] New Zealand Type: Snapper [link to www.nzherald.co.nz] Ontario, Canada QTY: 100's Suspected Cause: Temperature Shock Links: [link to www.torontosun.com] Haiti [link to www.france24.com] Vietnam QTY: 150 tonns Type: Red Tilapia Suspected Cause: Frequient Ebb tides and high density of fish per pen: [link to business.asiaone.com] Britain QTY: 40,000 Type: Crabs Suspected Cause: Cold weather Links: [link to economictimes.indiatimes.com]

"Texans are observing hundreds of dead birds on an East Texas bridge"
"they think it likely the birds get hit and killed by motor vehicles while walking, roosting or flying on and around the bridge."

:lol I'm too lazy to care, since John is blaming it on birds being so scared of loud noises that they will now dive bomb into the ground, I suppose I can blame 100's of birds on one bridge on the cars.

Dead birds in Texas were obviously shot :rolleyes

WONDER IF THIS IS RELATED TO THE BEE PROBLEM :O

its the work of dark wizards

not that kind of dark

oh my gah and now theres two "bombs" what went off in state offices in maryland

IM SKURRD

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 709904)

not that kind of dark

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Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 709889)

Dead birds in Texas were obviously shot :rolleyes

:lol

I'm willing to go with Tadao's food chain explanation, until elx walks in here and tells me off for thinking that.

i'm willing to blame the whole thing on texas myself

Arctic Air Blast is my favorite gum flavor, by the way.

JUST SAW A DEAD BIRD OUTSIDE MY HOUSE. Could have been the heat though; it's 50 fucking degrees.

search my tagline on google

I found about ten dead flies on my window sill today, do you think that it's related?

Also, a dead dog in a skip outside the local pub.

I noticed a dead dog on the side of the road on my way in to work today too. :eek

5000 birds drop dead in one day (it happens all the time don't worry about it).

6 people killed in a shooting by a mentally disturbed kid (OH SHIT LET'S FIND OUT HOW THIS COULD HAVE HAPPENED SO THAT IT NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN).

Heh, they way the human race prioritizes what effects our mortality is comedic.

Over fishing the ocean - Our fisherman need money.

Solar energy - It's not cost effective.

I'm not saying that all these birds dying is the end of days, I would like to see a little more effort in finding out why though. So far it would seem that experts guess at why this happens and that's that. All this nonchalant attitude towards our ecosystem is gonna catch us all up. Shame on you people. SHAME ON YOU.