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kahljorn Mar 6th, 2009 12:12 AM

A KITSAS A RUSSIAN NAME FOR KITTEN.

I READ THREADS ABOUT NAMING KITTENS :(

Kitsa Mar 6th, 2009 12:22 AM

That it is indeed. :(

I could have been a Koshka but I like Kitsa better.

kahljorn Mar 6th, 2009 12:29 AM

im assuming thats an adult cat :(

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A MISHKA IS? OR MEESHKA? I learned it from tolstoy ;)

Kitsa Mar 6th, 2009 12:32 AM

like a cub?

I'm not even going to pretend to know Russian, I just had a Russian friend I chatted with for long stretches when I was trying to keep him from offing himself (didn't work). The closest I get is nadsat from Clockwork Orange.

kahljorn Mar 6th, 2009 12:48 AM

yea it's a bear!

i learned it from war and peace when they get all drunk and tie a police officer onto the back of a bear and make the bear go into a river. :lol

MetalMilitia Mar 6th, 2009 08:47 AM

Russians are weird.


Kitsa Mar 6th, 2009 08:59 AM

I haven't read that book in a very long time.

I'm glad I double-check bills before I send them out...I just realized I accidentally wrote "$181" when I meant to pay "$100.81". That could've been ugly. :/

Zhukov Mar 6th, 2009 10:56 AM

You have to respect anyone who can tie anyone else to a bear. But I liked Dolokhov a lot more before he had his duel with Pierre.

Kitsa Mar 6th, 2009 05:55 PM

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/cas/1062479559.html

What's a cutty buddy? Like the liquor?

Tadao Mar 6th, 2009 06:09 PM

Or someone to make sugar cookies with!

Kitsa Mar 6th, 2009 06:14 PM

That craigslist stuff is some wacky foreign shit to me. It's fun to browse, but I don't see a change coming in my "steer well clear" policy.

BTW, tadao, those photoshop things are great.

Hey, can anyone help me think of a birthday gift for an 80+ yr old nun who usually regifts what you give her anyway? I gave her a laser-engraved personalized pillbox for Christmas, but I'm having trouble thinking of anything else :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 6th, 2009 06:23 PM

Take her to dinner. I doubt she'll regift that.

Kitsa Mar 6th, 2009 06:25 PM

She lives 4 hrs away unfortunately :/

They also have rules about leaving the convent, even if I tried I probably couldn't pull that off.

Tadao Mar 6th, 2009 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 617817)
BTW, tadao, those photoshop things are great.

Yeah I learned and laughed even though I hate Dane Cook.

Tadao Mar 6th, 2009 06:32 PM

Something from here maybe?

NSFW

http://www.divine-interventions.com/


10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 6th, 2009 06:32 PM

Hmm, so Nun heist is out of the question.

http://www.overthehillgifts.com/pers...thdaygift.html
http://www.overthehillgifts.com/80birgif.html

Try these

Kitsa Mar 6th, 2009 08:04 PM

Hmm.

Interesting, Tadao, but I don't see that going over well.

10,000v- thanks :)

Tadao Mar 6th, 2009 08:13 PM

Baby Jesus butt plug isn't for everyone :(

Kitsa Mar 6th, 2009 08:22 PM

She's cool for a nun but I don't think she's that cool.

She does openly exploit her nun status to get free shit out of kiss-asses, though. I loved her for that.

Pub Lover Mar 7th, 2009 12:40 AM

We're so wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully, wonderfully pretty! :lovecats

Guitar Woman Mar 7th, 2009 12:56 AM

hi pub

Tadao Mar 7th, 2009 01:31 AM

We missed you

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 7th, 2009 04:58 AM

Ditto

Babs Mar 7th, 2009 05:05 AM

hahaha oh man the only time you can actually see a baby jesus butt plug, that is just a holy sight.

b_squared Mar 7th, 2009 09:20 AM

Thanks for the link to the photoshop Tadeo. I never thought Dane Cook was all that funny but The geek factor made it work for me.
I liked the cat stain and the ring ebay tutorals. Ring of ultimate sorrows..LOL


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