:lol

im pretty drunk too, milhouse]

and i got a blowjob at some highschool party
she was 18, though :x

I got pretty hammered myself. Off of Miller High Life :O

TAKE BACK THE HIGH LIFE WITH AN HONEST BEER

OH I DID



and I got laid!

:HIFIVE

Finally, someone else who can appreciate the High Life.

I spent my new year's eve in a crowded bar dancing the mashed potato while fending off a nasty chick with incredibly fucked up teeth that my buddy repeatedly tried hooking me up with. At about 3:15 I called it quits and passed out in a neon van that was parked in an office lot.

Who would of thought that dancing the Mashed Potato for 5 straight hours WOULDN'T get a man laid? Especially a man wearing jeans and a sport coat?

I thought you were being deployed?

I think I need to turn my life around.

That is correct, sir. I don't leave just yet, though.

Im smashedtoo/

Don't try to fit in >:

^
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How do I know your not?

I'm always the designated driver. :(

im so drunk i am barfing on my keys to type this

I hope you wash your hands, mister.

just kidding

I'm sure glad Lenor disappeared again I hope it's forever

Shh, you'll invoke her.

I'd rather she'd be back, then we'd stop talking about her.

HA IT WORKED first we were all talking about getting drunk then I post a picture and BAM were off to a different subject.

will wonders never cease

I wonder how pizza tastes in Italy???

shut up, noodles

yeah noodles why dont you just go race marty mcfly and ruin his life you dink

ps I just looked it up and realize that that reference is based on a false premise, I am so sorry

im not

BEAT IT NOODLES

man its a good thing kahljorn isn't an aussie cause that woudl be an awfully misogynistic thing to say

Yeah. >:

And it only took a little rewording to achieve. :conspiracy


:lol

when i read that sheila thingy at work today, it reminded me of an outback steak. :( i'm not pregnant anymore. :( i can't just go eating steak whenever i want anymore. :( plus, santa is broke. :( damn it. :(

very nice, pub. :)

now i gotta share: i took that pic at strawberry fields, central park, this past summer. the dog belonged to this homeless guy with matted hair who hangs out there all the time. he had a grocery cart full of trash he was separating the (mostly dead) flowers from and waxing philosophically to anyone who'd listen (mostly the dog). and that pidgeon was inching closer and closer to the water dish. the dog was like, whatever. the pidgeon was like, i'm'a get me some 'a dat. (he's a new yawkah.) it was about 105 degrees (pretty miserable at 7 months pregnant!) but what a cool day. :P

i love it!

I'm starting to sell a lot of unwanted shit on Amazon now and especially old gameboy games. How much do you think I could get for Tiny Toons: Wacky Sports!

a kiss on the cheek from jixby phillips!

I would give you a smile, to boot!

3.50 and thats the highest ill go

Sevenforce I though you were banned?

Predictions for 1/06: Uncle Sham is Father Spaz's new character.

Will his prediction hold water? Find out next week on "I-Mock, U-Mock"!

No sir i am not spaz

more like gorlack the destroyer

:tear

are all australians named sheila or something?

All Australian women. The men are called Bruce.


NO POOFTERS! :dunce

I've been reading the Dinosaur Comics archives, so all my conversations have been such lately.

you mean conversations on the internet, right

MORE LIKE THE ONES IN MY HEAD, HAHA, GET IT? HAHA! >:


And no. No one talks to me on the internet any more. :tear

guys i found videos of the warlock pinchers' last show on youtube :o

i also found this

i talk to you all the time shut up

crybaby

Five minutes a week ago isn't all the time. ;(

CRY ME A RIVER

GO TAKE DRUGS WITH YOUR NEGRO BUDDY! :eek

Hi guys. I like you guys. :)

ty :D

Russo you're an alright guy.

What I like to do is say in here that no one chats with me anymore, so I get seven or eight people messaging me and then I'm rude at them until they stop.

ANTI-SOCIAL INTERNETS! >:


:lol

While spellchecking I found:

:lol

shut up your lieing

I have never talked to Pub Lover.

Hello, Pub. :)

Hello underaged lady.

I am not in anyway being inappropriate.

I will not be persecuted for this event.

You say that to all the girls.

Ladies like a guy that's aloof due to former convictions.

Okay, I'll admit it.
MR. DANNY TATOM, I think your avatar is the bee's knees. :)

愉快的时间菠萝是这里安慰您

katamari dynasty! says:
be nice
katamari dynasty! says:
puscy
oops says:
ur the puscy
katamari dynasty! says:
youre a puscy puddinghead
oops says:
you are frothing pudding puscy
katamari dynasty! says:
lol!

katamari dynasty! says:
survivors band together after a meteor shower transforms the residents of an australian fishing village into flesh-eating zombies.

more like flesh-eatting sheilas!

who says you don't learn from the internet

I saw that movie!

Well hell's bells, I did, too. Last night, as a matter of fact. Any movie with a description like that immediately has my full attention.

my girlfriend was telling me about, i dont have satellite at my house :o

You should know, Italian.

I've eaten pizza in Italy. :posh

I ate rice in Malaysia.

I thought pizza in italy was left over food baked into a puffy bread that extremely poor people ate.

o rly?

Maybe that's how it evolved, but considering Queen Margherita had her favorite style of pizza named after her I doubt it carried that stigma for very long.

The biggest difference is that they insist on real wood fires in brick ovens, which makes it taste gooooood.

I saw it a while ago, last summer maybe.

(yay for quotes)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_pizza

Many of the italian restaurants around here make italian pizza the way you described. I like the calzones better, though. Calzones are fucking delicous, and if you ask them to they'll cover it with marinara sauce :O :O :O

Italian calzones and Chicago pizza pies.

I just ate a freschetta :D
delicioso!

This page is like Juttin heaven.

someone talk about an alive dad quick

My dad is alive and today I found out that he looks strikingly similar to the mexican mascot guy on bottles of tapatio hot sauce.

:lol

Do you even know why its a Juttin heaven?

s it because you think im that fat lard?

why oh why esteemed veteran?

i didn't know idaho had an e at the end of it


carry on

:(

Hey zelda have you played the new zelda?

fixed it

SO EVERYONE LEAVES WHEN I WANNA CHAT OK ;)

im heeeeeeere, but i dont think you are ;<

i wonder if ANYBODY of you is able to cook a REAL meal.

not that instant shit



;)

we can cook a real meal

it's doubtful we would eat it

i'm not 100% sure what that has to do with anything, lunlun, but i'm pretty sure a few people can back up the fact that i am a pretty good cook >:

i've made apple tarts from scratch before if that is not sufficient you can kiss my b*tt

so please invite me for dinner ;)