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Grislygus Jan 9th, 2007 01:28 PM

I will have you know that I can grill a damned fine salmon.

kahljorn Jan 9th, 2007 02:31 PM

I cook real meals all the time. Like just the other night I made REAL hashbrowns made out of actual potatoes! Probably the best "Real" meal I make is thai chicken curry.
Usually when I cook I care more about making fresh vegetables than anything, though, and I consider that more "Real".

Coming from a person with a can of saurkraut as their avatar I find this a bit strange :O

Esuohlim Jan 9th, 2007 02:40 PM

Obviously lunlun's post was a setup to talk about how great Germany is. What the hell is "instant shit" exactly?

Is your question about not being able to cook in reference to some sort of ridiculous American stereotype or something?

MarioRPG Jan 9th, 2007 03:08 PM

Lunlun! omgomgomg

Ready for Germany rants?

Grislygus Jan 9th, 2007 03:19 PM

I need to look up this person's posts, They're quite amusing, I gather?

Esuohlim Jan 9th, 2007 04:43 PM

Let's just say that her sudden return after all the food talk that's been happening in this thread is definitely not a coincidence.

sadie Jan 9th, 2007 04:49 PM

sorry to break up the riveting conversation, but have you ever had one of those days where you could not do enough fast enough all day long and your eyes were glazed over and you couldn't even think straight? and then you had to go get the kids? yah.

zeldasbiggestfan Jan 9th, 2007 05:54 PM

That sucks sadie! :O

I can make steak with green beans and a baked potato! Does that count?

lunlun Jan 9th, 2007 08:37 PM

hmmmm ;)
sry that wasnt nice

i sometimes forget that americans are not what tv shows me ;)

the whole fastfood thing comes from the us
friends told me that you eat potatoes with marshmellows.. baaah ;)


im sorry for beeing unkind

im sure you can cook some good things

;)

lunlun Jan 9th, 2007 08:49 PM

ah esuohlim..

im sorry that i always talk about germany ;) but france and italien food is good too.

and turkish and agyptian food hmm ..

in fact most of the young germans are not able to cook.
REALLY not.. not even eggs or sth like that ..

:)

executioneer Jan 9th, 2007 09:13 PM

the "potatoes with marshmallows" is something that is rarely eaten outside of the holidays, and is considered a dessert

plus they're "sweet potatoes", which are sort of not a potato in the same way a peanut is not a real nut

sadie Jan 9th, 2007 10:05 PM

cooking sucks, especially the cleaning up part.

HickMan Jan 9th, 2007 10:10 PM

I don't read posts anymore guys. so whats up?

Terra Jan 9th, 2007 10:37 PM

nuthing

liquidstatik Jan 10th, 2007 01:12 AM

hey hickmaaaan

my grandma makes lots of sweeet potatoes, i like 'em :O

executioneer Jan 10th, 2007 02:59 AM

guys that eddie fellow is really ruining my general zod forum experience!

RaNkeri Jan 10th, 2007 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie
cooking sucks, especially the cleaning up part.

So goddamn true! I usually end up using the same bowl to measure all the ingredients, which sometimes leads into surprising flavours

Grislygus Jan 10th, 2007 10:45 AM

If you clean up while you're cooking...

Ah, who the hell am I kidding. I don't either.

Grislygus Jan 10th, 2007 10:50 AM

Also, here's a picture of said grilled salmon. Things taste much, much better when you catch, clean, and club them to death three hours before eating. Not necessarily in that order.

MetalMilitia Jan 10th, 2007 01:52 PM

I got a new car, its a SKODA Felicia 1.9L diesel. Not the most exciting thing in the world but it's just about all I can afford and it's pleasent enough to drive.

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2007 01:53 PM

I have a dishwasher now so I don't mind cleaning after cooking anymore :D
before I'd have like six dirty dishes from one fromscratch meal and that's a pain to clean by hand :(

Uncle_Sham Jan 10th, 2007 01:59 PM

A smart idea is to buy like 100 pack of styrophome cups and plates and forks, ect. And just throw everything out after. I know it makes the world a more polluted place but who really give a fuck about the earth.

MarioRPG Jan 10th, 2007 05:02 PM

It's an effiencient way to waste 8 bux I guess.

noob3 Jan 10th, 2007 05:38 PM

earth #1

if we destroy the earth, where will the hot chicks come from? man, seriously not mars and this is the truth

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2007 05:39 PM

yea styrofoam cookingware is awesome

noob3 Jan 10th, 2007 05:42 PM

fuck you earth hating sluts i hope you burn in the fiery wake of the apocalyptic earth when i am chilling on the moonbase with the scientist who tried to save earth but to no avail thx to you fat fucks and your "im too lazy to wash dishes" attitudes

Pub Lover Jan 10th, 2007 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle_Sham
Quote:

Originally Posted by Eddie
zod is not only the president he is a client

will someone shut this lard up by banning him pleez?

Irony.


Whatever happened to people saying 'STFU', does anyone still do that?

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2007 07:23 PM

only in chatrooms not on prestigous message boards such as i-mockery that'd be much too pedestrian.

Pub Lover Jan 10th, 2007 07:30 PM

We used to do it all the time. I'm not going to look, but I'm pretty sure there are pages in this thread where everyone is shouting it over and over.


If there isn't such a page, let us make one. :eek

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2007 07:34 PM

STFU WID UR GAY IDEAS

ps there probably is but that's a JOKE i was talking about people who do it for serious :O :O :O

executioneer Jan 10th, 2007 07:41 PM

i will tell people "stuff you" when i mean stfu :x

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2007 07:42 PM

STFU! THATS VERY CREATIVE! IM JEALEOUSE!

Uncle_Sham Jan 10th, 2007 07:43 PM

stfu ur poopy

noob3 Jan 10th, 2007 07:48 PM

can we ban this guy yet he getting out of control

Uncle_Sham Jan 10th, 2007 07:50 PM

getting out of control?

noob3 Jan 10th, 2007 07:57 PM

frankly you're an eyesore

Uncle_Sham Jan 10th, 2007 08:24 PM

well ur a smelly cunt.

Pub Lover Jan 10th, 2007 08:31 PM

I sure hope you're amusing yourself.

Uncle_Sham Jan 10th, 2007 08:44 PM

i am , immensely

Pub Lover Jan 10th, 2007 08:55 PM

How very inconsiderate of you.

Uncle_Sham Jan 10th, 2007 09:11 PM

thank you

Uncle_Sham Jan 10th, 2007 09:11 PM

thank you

Uncle_Sham Jan 10th, 2007 09:12 PM

thank you

Pub Lover Jan 10th, 2007 09:59 PM

When is that ever a compliment?

Esuohlim Jan 10th, 2007 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
i will tell people "stuff you" when i mean stfu :x

Every time I think of "stuff you" I think of DougGoneMad even though I don't think he ever said it :(

executioneer Jan 10th, 2007 10:20 PM

u.sham you're gonna get a fancy new av in a little while if youd on't get one that conforms

Uncle_Sham Jan 10th, 2007 10:23 PM

conforms?

sadie Jan 10th, 2007 10:26 PM

abide or be fried.

Uncle_Sham Jan 10th, 2007 10:27 PM

i am abiding am i not?

sadie Jan 10th, 2007 10:29 PM

Quote:

Avatars
Must be within 150x130 pixels and no larger than 50 KB.

Signatures
Must be within 400x100 pixels (or 4 lines of text) and no larger than 50 KB.

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2007 10:41 PM

I'm sorry guys I never should've thrown in all those extra lines for dramatic timing :(

Pub Lover Jan 10th, 2007 10:47 PM

OH NOES! SADIE, YOU'RE TWENTY-FOUR PIXELS OVER THE LIMIT! :eek

executioneer Jan 10th, 2007 10:54 PM

i'm an avatar bully ;_;

Pub Lover Jan 10th, 2007 11:12 PM

Uncle_Sham, if you pretended to be a woman I'd pretend to like you.

Is that something you'd do for me? ;(

Uncle_Sham Jan 10th, 2007 11:16 PM

If it makes strangers think im cool ill do it. But ur not a stranger so NEVAHHH!!

Pub Lover Jan 10th, 2007 11:24 PM

Well shucks. ;(

I thought I was nearly as strange as they come. :eek

Uncle_Sham Jan 10th, 2007 11:24 PM

not even close.

Pub Lover Jan 10th, 2007 11:28 PM

Flattery will get you everywhere. :orgasm

Uncle_Sham Jan 10th, 2007 11:32 PM

just so were clear are you a guy or a gurl?

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2007 11:32 PM

STFU!

Uncle_Sham Jan 10th, 2007 11:33 PM

>:

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2007 11:34 PM

STDUSUAPSIOAPDOJKEOPFJSDOP!

Uncle_Sham Jan 10th, 2007 11:39 PM

i think u got into the sugar.

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2007 11:40 PM

I think you got into the cock.

or maybe the cock got into YOU

Uncle_Sham Jan 10th, 2007 11:41 PM

>:

lunlun Jan 10th, 2007 11:50 PM

>:

:)

Pub Lover Jan 10th, 2007 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle_Sham
just so were clear are you a guy or a gurl?

I am a woman. >:

lunlun Jan 11th, 2007 12:20 AM

:)

>:

lunlun Jan 11th, 2007 12:41 AM

http://www.fuckforforest.com/


SAVE THE RAINFOREST

Esuohlim Jan 11th, 2007 12:43 AM

No thanks. >:

ArrowX Jan 11th, 2007 01:04 AM

AWHOOOOooooGAHHHH

kahljorn Jan 11th, 2007 01:54 AM

FOOD FOR THOUGHT:

August Comte was a sociologist who wanted to learn about prostitutes by imersing himself into their culture!

he died of syphilis :(

Jixby Phillips Jan 11th, 2007 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat
Quote:

Originally Posted by lunlun
yes its very ironic that im that fat and i tell you that americans cant cook ;)

maybe thats the reason that i have so much fun ;)

So this is what Ms. Lauper meant all along...

its also what Weird Al meant all along.

this is so fucking clever

Esuohlim Jan 11th, 2007 12:40 PM

I just bought something for the first time on eBay and the fucker charged me four times for the one item I bought. I just paid over $80 dollars for one CD >:

Somebody's going to get a very negative feedback item, yes sir. >:

kahljorn Jan 11th, 2007 01:21 PM

lol.
That's fucked up dude did you try contacting them and ebay?

Pram Maven Jan 11th, 2007 03:16 PM

Esuohlim, was it a good CD?

Fathom Zero Jan 11th, 2007 03:42 PM

It was Chris Gaines' Greatest Hits.

Pram Maven Jan 11th, 2007 04:02 PM

Awesome :<

Esuohlim Jan 11th, 2007 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
lol.
That's fucked up dude did you try contacting them and ebay?

I just got a message back from him saying "so far we've only received one payment for one item" so either the guy is a jerk liar or my bank is fucking with my account. >:

This happened before with Amazon, where they charged me twice for an item. It was Amazon's fault though, and I was reimbursed before I even sent out a message. :(

kahljorn Jan 11th, 2007 05:41 PM

that sucks :( If anything your bank would probably be able to help, my bank has helped whenever I had internet money theft problems. Usually they have internet insurance/security so that if money gets stolen they credit it to you :O which means that person stealing from you becomes stealing from your bank which is bad for him.

MarioRPG Jan 11th, 2007 07:55 PM

I think eBay can be the devil's garage sale. Sometimes.

Grislygus Jan 11th, 2007 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle_Sham
shut up wad


liquidstatik Jan 11th, 2007 09:00 PM

GRISLYGUS, WATCH OUT :x

Grislygus Jan 11th, 2007 09:11 PM


Chojin Jan 11th, 2007 09:25 PM

guys i did just ban uncle_sham

and i heard the internet breathe a sigh of relief.

Grislygus Jan 11th, 2007 09:28 PM

"...And all rejoiced."

Rongi Jan 11th, 2007 09:28 PM

:)

Chojin Jan 11th, 2007 09:35 PM

SHERIFF CHOJIN BAGS ANOTHER SCUMBAG

GADZOOKS Jan 11th, 2007 09:47 PM

What about Zeldasbiggestscumbag, Sherrif :(

Rongi Jan 11th, 2007 09:58 PM

everytime i've ever thrown up, it was orange

i wounder why??

Noodles Jan 11th, 2007 10:21 PM

Im next arnt I Mr.Sheriff?

Dire Flamingo Jan 11th, 2007 10:27 PM

I like Chojin's bold new avatar.
IT EXPRESSES HIS NEVER SAY DIE ATTITUDE!

liquidstatik Jan 11th, 2007 11:41 PM

guys heads up, ill be banned by midnight :eek

noob3 Jan 11th, 2007 11:43 PM

i have until sunday to get banned

liquidstatik Jan 11th, 2007 11:45 PM

whooops, wrong day :x

WhiteRat Jan 12th, 2007 01:06 AM

I just found out that the Air Force is extending my 2 year tour here to 3 years! Now instead of going back to the States in october of 07, i now leave in 08! Oh, this is just wonderful news! >:

Esuohlim Jan 12th, 2007 01:11 AM

I've got wonderful news too I have a bottle of VIDALIA ONION & PEACH HOT SAUCE now someone tell me something delicious that I can put it on!

executioneer Jan 12th, 2007 01:12 AM

hot dogs

Sethomas Jan 12th, 2007 01:50 AM

vagina

Esuohlim Jan 12th, 2007 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
that sucks :( If anything your bank would probably be able to help, my bank has helped whenever I had internet money theft problems. Usually they have internet insurance/security so that if money gets stolen they credit it to you :O which means that person stealing from you becomes stealing from your bank which is bad for him.

OK my money was credited back except this time EVERYTHING was credited back, even the initial charge for the item. So things are still fucked up but at least they're fucked up in a good-for-me way at this point :D


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