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Archduke Tips Jan 17th, 2007 09:28 PM

Seth,
I drive by Bloomington every Friday night and Sunday evening!


I ask because I am in Southern Indiana / Louisville. Just seeing who is about. Maybe we should get some beers or some shit.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Why the hell doesn't MySpace allow one-way friends?

Calling them friends really puts me off having any. It should totally be 'Contacts' or 'Creepy guys that spy on me' or something.

Seriously.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [url=http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=24770
FartinMowler[/url]]If you have a vibrator you could try seeing if it could dislodge the object.

Subtle. ;)

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 17th, 2007 09:39 PM

Bah you win.

Top or bottom?

Or are reacharounds still a go?

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 09:42 PM

Dude! :eek


Seriously? :orgasm

Archduke Tips Jan 17th, 2007 09:47 PM

Dude Pub! NO!
You know the ass secks makes you the poo fearer!

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [url=http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=24796
kahljorn[/url]]obligatory cocksmoking retort.

My dreams don't go for subtle. If I secretly wanted to have gay sex with you I would dream about having gay sex with you.


Chojin. :love

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 17th, 2007 09:50 PM

Otherwise known as sodomy! Or as Fred Phelps says, "this deliciously decadent sin..."

Besides, I might shit on your dick and my pooper's a one-way street.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by RussoNWM
Dude Pub! NO!
You know the ass secks makes you the poo fearer!

Haha.

OK, simple rule: Forum Pub is gay & depressed. Instant Messenger Pub is dark & cynical.

I behave differently in private, yo. ;(

Noodles Jan 17th, 2007 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn


I'vebeen thinking of changing it to something like this :O

That makes just as little sense as your other one kahnjorn :(

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 17th, 2007 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noodles
Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn


I'vebeen thinking of changing it to something like this :O

That makes just as little sense as your other one kahnjorn :(

What are the blue balls?

zeldasbiggestfan Jan 17th, 2007 09:53 PM

Exactly what you called them just now.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 17th, 2007 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan
Exactly what you called them just now.

They scare me! They're all blue and shit and I'm all like, "Hey balls, what the fuck? Why you gotta be blue?" And then the balls are like, "Sorry PorkMan, but the dude that made this picture was all like 'I gotta make you blue' so we're blue balls." And then when we reconciled I tried to have sex with them but they gave me blue balls.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 17th, 2007 10:03 PM

I just took sleeping pills and now I'm not wearing pants.

GOODNIGHT GUYS.

Pub Lover Jan 17th, 2007 10:09 PM

I-Mockery Chat Room (THIS IS A HOT TOPIC)

Rongi Jan 17th, 2007 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan
I just took sleeping pills and now I'm not wearing pants.

GOODNIGHT GUYS.

are you going to try and jerk off before the pills knock you out?

Terra Jan 17th, 2007 10:14 PM

No. This person will fall asleep from boredom.

Preechr Jan 17th, 2007 10:21 PM

I will be in Louisville the weekend after next, drinking beer whether anybody else is there or not.

liquidstatik Jan 17th, 2007 10:23 PM

woaaaaah, i sure did miss alot :eek

xbxDaniel Jan 17th, 2007 10:24 PM

I live a bit too far north. :(

Grislygus Jan 17th, 2007 10:25 PM

Tatom, that damned avatar of yours is making me look like a queermo in the newsroom. I hope you're happy.

xbxDaniel Jan 17th, 2007 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin

Damn, this is the real pagebreak. OK? OK!


Esuohlim Jan 17th, 2007 11:33 PM

Man I can even smell that picture through my computer :x

GADZOOKS Jan 17th, 2007 11:48 PM

AndrewWKsBiggestFan

kahljorn Jan 18th, 2007 12:49 AM

I didnt actually think you were having some kind of unconscious attraction to me pub lover :O

i think the blue balls are part of the hat. Like beads or something... it could also be his sex hat.

Dire Flamingo Jan 18th, 2007 01:48 AM

Question please
If you fail religion do you go to hell?
D:

MrAdventure Jan 18th, 2007 02:17 AM

i'm afraid it's worse

you get the fifth degree from mom and dad!

Dire Flamingo Jan 18th, 2007 02:25 AM

Oh hamburgers. :(
Well, at least I know I always have a friendly neighborhood MrAdventure to turn to when I have a question! :)

sadie Jan 18th, 2007 11:14 AM

i've got a funny story, but i don't tell stories funny. so i'll just relay the information, and you can revise it funny. :O

i got "the wizard of oz" on dvd for christmas. it's one of my all-time favorites; i remember being a kid and getting so excited weeks before it made its annual appearance on network tv.

my two-year-old son has apparently been bitten by the same bug. he wants to watch it again and again. he'll ask to see certain scenes, like where dorothy throws water on the witch. or where the flying monkeys take dorothy away. or where the munchins dance. or whatever.

well, the other day when my husband stopped to pump gas, the kids were with him. so he pulled up to a gas pump right next to an african american man, and our precious two-year-old said, "look, daddy, a flying monkey! the flying monkey pump gas? yah. that's right. the flying monkey pump gas."

luckily, the man didn't hear him, but still. it's one of those many times when you want to laugh but you just can't laugh because what kind of parent would you be then...

FartinMowler Jan 18th, 2007 11:20 AM

I would have laughed my ass off :/

kahljorn Jan 18th, 2007 12:09 PM

I'm serious abou tthe sex hat. there's a sexy orgy in this movie :O :O

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 18th, 2007 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
I'm serious abou tthe sex hat. there's a sexy orgy in this movie :O :O

That's what I thought!

kahljorn Jan 18th, 2007 12:38 PM

WUT-OH! :eek

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2007 01:22 PM

im gettin my hurr cut today :eek

Lenor Jan 18th, 2007 01:53 PM

danny your hair is sexy :/

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2007 03:04 PM

:eek

liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2007 03:04 PM

its even sexier now ;>

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 18th, 2007 03:06 PM

Boing.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 18th, 2007 03:10 PM

A SIMPLE QUESTION.

Since I was away for a couple months...
What happened to the language filter Rog made? I noticed we can say fucking bitch dickhole again.

Sethomas Jan 18th, 2007 03:12 PM

That's the kind of question a ****** would ask.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2007 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
I didnt actually think you were having some kind of unconscious attraction to me pub lover :O

Good, because I don't.

Recently.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2007 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan
What happened to the language filter Rog made? I noticed we can say fucking bitch dickhole again.

You must be thinking of someother place. We're totally allowed to say fucking bitch dickhole.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2007 03:20 PM

FUCKING BITCH DICKHOLE!

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 18th, 2007 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
FUCKING BITCH DICKHOLE!

I come out dressed as Hitler in crotchless panties.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 18th, 2007 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sethomas
That's the kind of question a disreputable person of African-American descent, whom I think is quite nice would ask.

Also, I am a Causasian Africanasian. My grandmother is a darkie and she came from an interracial yellow family.

I AM RAINBOW BOY.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2007 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan
I come out dressed as Hitler...

Hitler? Really?


Dude, that is just so wacky!

I mean Hitler? WA-HA-AK-IEEE!


The internet makes me sick.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2007 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Chojin


liquidstatik Jan 18th, 2007 03:34 PM

:lol i finally decided to read it ;x

Noodles Jan 18th, 2007 04:18 PM

He-she-it degusts me :x

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2007 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Noodles
He-she-it degusts me :x

That's funny, because I think you're worse than he is.

Quote:

Originally Posted by [url=http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/degust
Dictionary[/url]]degust

verb
taste with relish; "degust this wonderful soup"

Wait... Just what the hell do you think you mean?

Noodles Jan 18th, 2007 04:27 PM

You know i dont spell check :/

Noodles Jan 18th, 2007 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
That's funny, because I think you're worse than he is.

At least I havent been polluting the forums for as long as it has.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2007 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mburbank
I'd rather kiss a wookie.

If this happens, I want pictures!

:internetsaying

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 18th, 2007 04:34 PM

Again, boing.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2007 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noodles
At least I havent been polluting the forums for as long as it has.

Time is of no importance, only not sucking is important.

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2007 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6276543.stm
News[/url]]The United States, Australia and Canada have criticised China over a weapons test it is said to have carried out in space last week.

The Americans say the Chinese sent up a ballistic missile to destroy an ageing weather satellite.

They say the test went against the spirit of co-operation both countries aspire to in the area of civil space.

Reports say Britain, South Korea and Japan were expected to express their concerns to China soon.

Earlier, a report in the American Aviation Week magazine said that US spy agencies had concluded that China conducted a successful test of a satellite-killing weapon on January 11.

It said China knocked out the weather satellite with a "kinetic kill vehicle" launched on board a ballistic missile.

The impact occurred at more than 500 miles (800 km) above Earth.

AWESOME! :eek

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 18th, 2007 04:44 PM

Oh snap.

BOOM BOOM.

Noodles Jan 18th, 2007 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Noodles
At least I havent been polluting the forums for as long as it has.

Time is of no importance, only not sucking is important.

Then apperently I need lessons in not sucking :(

MarioRPG Jan 18th, 2007 04:48 PM

Noodles, do you like fighting uphill battles?

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2007 04:55 PM

KINETIC KILL VEHICLE! :eek

Noodles Jan 18th, 2007 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG
Noodles, do you like fighting uphill battles?

The hill adds a +10 to my agility

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2007 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Time is of no importance, only not sucking is important.

Mul-ti-pass. :wank

Grislygus Jan 18th, 2007 06:44 PM

Can we shut up about noodles for a second and discuss Kinetic Kill Vehicles more?

noob3 Jan 18th, 2007 06:46 PM

fuck vehicles we need to revert back to the days where we had no vehicles and everyone walked barefoot

to save the earth

Grislygus Jan 18th, 2007 06:49 PM

Fine, why don't just we give up on the dream about any American killbot armies while we're at it.


Buzzkill.

Rongi Jan 18th, 2007 06:50 PM

i bought pink by boris a week or two ago and still havent listened to it

noob3 Jan 18th, 2007 06:52 PM

i suggest not listening to it at all, go download some mahi mahi

Rongi Jan 18th, 2007 07:04 PM

do you have soulseek?

Pub Lover Jan 18th, 2007 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Noob3
fuck vehicles we need to revert back to the days where we had no vehicles and everyone walked barefoot

to save the earth

I have recently rethunk my lifetime stance of "Save the Earth!"

I have now decided that I don't give a crap about the Earth as long as we're spoiling it in our drive to the stars.

Seriously, we have the technology, let's get the fuckout there! :eek

noob3 Jan 18th, 2007 07:06 PM

SAVE MARS, DESTROY EARTH :X

Rongi Jan 18th, 2007 07:09 PM

cuz i cant find any on soulseek :(

noob3 Jan 18th, 2007 07:09 PM

i will get on what is your name

Rongi Jan 18th, 2007 07:10 PM

OntheCorner

i probably dont have anything you'd want, sorry :(

noob3 Jan 18th, 2007 07:12 PM

well idon't have a whole lot my sister is getting on the computer i will be back in a second ^_^ my naem is noob3 so look me up i only have a few CDs though i'll stay on slsk

Rongi Jan 18th, 2007 07:16 PM

thnx bro

Rongi Jan 18th, 2007 07:18 PM

i think ur sister signed you off :(

noob3 Jan 18th, 2007 07:18 PM

okay i dont think i was logged in but now i am

noob3 Jan 18th, 2007 07:20 PM

it says you arn't on :o

Rongi Jan 18th, 2007 07:22 PM

i might have an older version of slsk than you, or vice versa

noob3 Jan 18th, 2007 08:02 PM

soulsuck

just kidding

Rongi Jan 18th, 2007 08:14 PM

i found some dude named the negatives who has both albums

i'd still like to look at some of your other stuff though. stupid soulseek i hhate it

noob3 Jan 18th, 2007 08:16 PM

why dont you like clap your hands and say yeah

Rongi Jan 18th, 2007 08:21 PM

my friends all have boners over bands like interpol,explosions in the sky, broken social scene and neutral milk hotel and all those other art faggy bands

i'm just sick of hearing it all the time

noob3 Jan 18th, 2007 08:45 PM

uh clap your hands and say yeah rule and so does interpol and they arn't fagy they rock bro

MrAdventure Jan 18th, 2007 08:49 PM

sadie that was gr8 haha

Rongi Jan 18th, 2007 09:00 PM

i dunno man, it may also have to do with the fact that i hate most of the people i hang out with anyway


all they do is talk about how great it would be to make it as musicians but not make it too much so they still have indie cred

basically i hang out with huge faggots

Noodles Jan 18th, 2007 09:23 PM

People Who Hate People Clan? :/

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 18th, 2007 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
basically i hang out with huge faggots

I've been denied all the best ultra sex.

Rongi Jan 18th, 2007 10:33 PM

i downloaded Liar and Goat tonight

i fucking love Slave Ship so god damn much i could cum

noob3 Jan 19th, 2007 03:47 AM

GLADIATOR

sadie Jan 19th, 2007 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Rongi
i dunno man, it may also have to do with the fact that i hate most of the people i hang out with anyway

i don't understand this at all. why would you hang out with people you hate? i mean, i can see working with them or something like that, something you can't help. but i'll be damned if i'm gonna spend my real-time free-time with people i can't stand. that's just plain stupid.

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 19th, 2007 09:45 AM

damned emo kids....

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 19th, 2007 10:16 AM

Good morning.

It finally snowed. The Neon of doom was covered in...2 1/2 centimeters of snow. Ten minutes with the heat on and the car looked like it never snowed. Go blower motor!

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2007 10:22 AM

What's a centemeter is it like a furlong or something. :rolleyes

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2007 10:23 AM

:metrics :x

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 19th, 2007 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
:metrics :x

Sure. The point is, the snowstorm sucked.

FartinMowler Jan 19th, 2007 01:03 PM

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i don't understand this at all. why would you hang out with people you hate? i mean, i can see working with them or something like that, something you can't help. but i'll be damned if i'm gonna spend my real-time free-time with people i can't stand. that's just plain stupid.
Normal social interaction defines a person and gives them experiences such as morality and how they deal with it. I walked away from my best friend when he started doing Cocaine.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 19th, 2007 01:08 PM

I'm gonna further that. How do you know what people you really like? You're gonna get bored of the same people every fucking day and you need the friction. It builds that calice around your self esteem. FartinMowler had a good example walking away from their friend doing coke. I grew apart from all of my burnout friends and found a different crowd I didn't know at first. Some I hated and then we got to know each other. It's how life works. I sound redundant so I'll stop. It's no fun being a pussy if you're going to live your life dependent on people you like.

kahljorn Jan 19th, 2007 01:09 PM

That's kind of mean shouldn't you have waited until he turned into a crazy junkie first?

FartinMowler Jan 19th, 2007 01:24 PM

Quote:

That's kind of mean shouldn't you have waited until he turned into a crazy junkie first?
I like my stuff and him and his buddy stole stuff [/url]


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