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Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2007 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 463003)
Giant hats?

Don't be silly! >:

Who ever heard of such a thing? I mean really! :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Jan 29th, 2007 07:02 PM

These retarded kids.


Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2007 07:03 PM

Nevermind, the angries are back. ;)

FartinMowler Jan 29th, 2007 07:03 PM

Get laid yet Pub? I have a bet in the pool you will beat James :lol

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2007 07:05 PM

Beat James to dying a virgin? I would totally win that.

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2007 07:05 PM

If dying a virgin can be called winning. ;(

FartinMowler Jan 29th, 2007 07:07 PM

I'm still rooting for you :(

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2007 07:11 PM

Not a fan of getting rooted, but thanks for the compliment. :orgasm

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2007 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler (Post 463020)
I'm still rooting for you :(

Hey, PM me your reasons why. I'm curious.


Oh & there is no way I'll go before Willie. ;(

FartinMowler Jan 29th, 2007 07:40 PM

I will tell you why if you change your Avatar :boob:boob

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2007 07:41 PM

Touché. ;(

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2007 07:52 PM

I thought I was refreshing, but I ended up on the end page of General Blabber.

All the posts were dated January 1970, and there was a couple of seconds where I didn't know what the hell was going on. :eek

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2007 07:54 PM

How do we get titles back I wanna be ALF POGS again :sob

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2007 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 463072)
How do we get titles back I wanna be ALF POGS again :sob

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 463063)
1) Click on "User CP"
2) Click on "Edit Profile"
3) Enter in a custom title in the appropriate field
4) Save changes.
5) Enjoy

NIGGAS! :eek

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2007 07:56 PM

Nevermind I super-sleuthed this one myself :D

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2007 07:57 PM

Hey since people can regrab their post count from the old board I don't feel like such a fag anymore.

Especially since I only posted on the old board once in a while as an unregistered jerk :picklehat

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2007 07:59 PM

Yeah, your loserdom dropped by half. Congratulations! :D

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2007 08:02 PM

Actually I'm pretty :( about it

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2007 08:03 PM

Guys I know the board is pretty much the same but I'm feeling a little overwhelmed by it is all :x

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2007 08:04 PM

Yeah? I have the most posts in this thread, the cowboy thread, & that what are you listening to one. :(

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2007 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 463083)
Guys I know the board is pretty much the same but I'm feeling a little overwhelmed by it is all :x

Yeah, the first couple of hourswere tough on me too. ;(


*INTERNET BUDDY HUGS*

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2007 08:20 PM

Hey I don't know what a buddy list is for but I'll have you know that I added YOU first Pub Lover :D

MarioRPG Jan 29th, 2007 08:21 PM

Oh man am I ever having a tough time thinking up a title. Somebody zing me quick.

Emu Jan 29th, 2007 08:23 PM

TEH UNOBRING

MarioRPG Jan 29th, 2007 08:24 PM

Thanks man

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2007 08:25 PM

23000!

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2007 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 463103)
Oh well in that case you can give them to Pub Lover

I'd eat them all like little depression cookies. ;(

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2007 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 463108)
Hey I don't know what a buddy list is for but I'll have you know that I added YOU first Pub Lover :D

You're like the fifth person to tell me that. :(


Oh man, I'm totally not making a buddylist because I know you guys would just get mad. :lol

MarioRPG Jan 29th, 2007 08:28 PM

Hey guys I am almost at 1000 posts so I get less laughed at now right:picklehat

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2007 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 463122)
You're like the fifth person to tell me that. :(

I went with people I could remember from this thread.

Your name actually ran through my head like four times :(

FartinMowler Jan 29th, 2007 08:33 PM

i put Pub Lover first as my buddy too :love

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2007 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 463131)
Your name actually ran through my head like four times :(

I have great brand awareness. ;(



:(

FartinMowler Jan 29th, 2007 08:52 PM

Is there a blank box above the I-mockery pickle guy for anyone else?

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2007 08:55 PM

Yes and on the sides too but I wonder if my 19,000x800 screen resolution has anything to do with it

liquidstatik Jan 29th, 2007 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 463108)
Hey I don't know what a buddy list is for but I'll have you know that I added YOU first Pub Lover :D


I added him first, also :X

I FORGOT TO ADD YOU, WHOOOOPPPSS ;O

ill do that now, i swear!

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2007 09:14 PM

I added a ton of people but I hope I didn't leave anyone out I have a lot of buddies!

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2007 09:14 PM

Everyone likes Pub Lover. :)

liquidstatik Jan 29th, 2007 09:17 PM

guys y'all are posting way too fast for me ;<

oh and you better not have forgotten my milhouse >:

Fathom Zero Jan 29th, 2007 09:20 PM

I bet I'm not on anyone's buddy list. :(

Not that I care or anything >:

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2007 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM (Post 463151)
oh and you better not have forgotten my milhouse >:

Of course not man us Mar 2003s have to stick together :picklehat

Mockery Jan 29th, 2007 09:36 PM










STOP LOOKING AT ME!










xbxDaniel Jan 29th, 2007 09:37 PM

That's kind of creepy.

Fathom Zero Jan 29th, 2007 09:37 PM

How long did it take to make that little Pickleman icon?

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2007 09:37 PM

Oh no, not again! :(

liquidstatik Jan 29th, 2007 09:48 PM

:eek :eek

liquidstatik Jan 29th, 2007 09:48 PM

I had to do it twice because :eek isn't 6 letters long ;<

xbxDaniel Jan 29th, 2007 09:55 PM

My time on the forums is several hours off my acutal time!

xbxDaniel Jan 29th, 2007 09:56 PM

My posts are from the future

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2007 10:05 PM

You can fix that from your Profile. Or you could not be a dick and accept British Rule again.

Seriously. >:

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2007 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM (Post 463184)
I had to do it twice because :eek isn't 6 letters long ;<

I like to use a nice healthy slapping of NIGGAS! :eek


NIGGAS! :eek

liquidstatik Jan 29th, 2007 10:13 PM

NIGGAS! :eek

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2007 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 463180)
I have this barely controlled urge to delete every post I've ever made here. :(

:emoticon

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2007 10:19 PM

I'd have done it if I was sure the powers that be wouldn't just restore them. ;(

Too late now. :(

noob3 Jan 29th, 2007 10:20 PM

these new forums are making me so sick

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2007 10:20 PM

Pub you're a swell chap and if I could keep any of your posts it'd be all 8978 of them I swear!

noob3 Jan 29th, 2007 10:23 PM

if i could keep any of ur post id keep the 1 where bart is like going down on you

:fanfiction

Esuohlim Jan 29th, 2007 10:24 PM

Man, internet >:

noob3 Jan 29th, 2007 10:26 PM

lol bart is all like you know you want my butter finger

noob3 Jan 29th, 2007 10:26 PM

milhouse resists but bart slowly starts to resemble lisa & the pleasure consumes him!!

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2007 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 463214)
Pub you're a swell chap and if I could keep any of your posts it'd be all 8978 of them I swear!

Awwww. :)


*ABOVE WAIST HUG*

Pub Lover Jan 29th, 2007 10:29 PM

Even if it was really cold that day, does anyone else think Michelangelo's David is running a little short?

Ha, ok, That was on the simpsons too. Oh well.

noob3 Jan 29th, 2007 10:31 PM

lol penises + simpsons!!!1

Emu Jan 29th, 2007 10:52 PM

Does the ending theme of MST3K make anyone else cry? :tear

Grislygus Jan 29th, 2007 11:11 PM

Only after it got canceled.

Mockery Jan 29th, 2007 11:38 PM

HOORAY! I just fixed the user name font sizes so they're not absurdly large and shifting the columns over a lot in most cases.

Bake me a cake, bitches. >:

liquidstatik Jan 29th, 2007 11:51 PM

ty :cake

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 12:04 AM

who the fuck r u fag

liquidstatik Jan 30th, 2007 12:10 AM

:rollseyes

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 12:11 AM

you seem so familar :o

liquidstatik Jan 30th, 2007 12:14 AM

we kissed on the swings in 3rd grade remember? :x

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 12:18 AM

oh shit is that u? danny tatoms?

liquidstatik Jan 30th, 2007 12:21 AM

mhmmm ^^;;

has your slutty gf left you yet? :x

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 12:26 AM

wait your turn, dude

ps - hip hop club 4eva

liquidstatik Jan 30th, 2007 12:31 AM


PUTTIN' IT DOWN

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 12:41 AM



what the fuck is an oscar, mang?

liquidstatik Jan 30th, 2007 12:47 AM


PUTTIN' IT DOWN FA CA$HDOWN

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 01:00 AM



it's me, paul wall

liquidstatik Jan 30th, 2007 01:07 AM


ALERT! ALERT! FAKE ASS NIGGA TOOO CLOSE

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 01:11 AM



lol i am hella loaded beyond your wildest dreams

liquidstatik Jan 30th, 2007 01:16 AM


i've got a natural gold grill :O

noob3 Jan 30th, 2007 01:21 AM

he has smoker's canines but look at paul wall's non-grill teeth they are seriously like a golden yellow :lol

kahljorn Jan 30th, 2007 01:53 AM

hello,

Sethomas Jan 30th, 2007 03:50 AM

So my girlfriend and I broke up because we both wanted to expand our dating horizons and I'm already looking for new people and such, but the fact that she's avidly looking for new people too seems quite fine with me at the rational level but kind of bothers me at the emotional level. Emotions are stupid huh.

ArrowX Jan 30th, 2007 04:10 AM

You should drown your sorrows in Ice Cream, fat women do it all the time.

liquidstatik Jan 30th, 2007 04:37 AM

emotions tend to get in the way of rational thought quite often ;<

MarioRPG Jan 30th, 2007 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 463354)
So my girlfriend and I broke up because we both wanted to expand our dating horizons and I'm already looking for new people and such, but the fact that she's avidly looking for new people too seems quite fine with me at the rational level but kind of bothers me at the emotional level. Emotions are stupid huh.

I bottle up my emotions. So I wouldn't know.

MetalMilitia Jan 30th, 2007 11:11 AM

Talking of new things,

I bought a totally cool new keyboard recently. It's got lights and buttons and everything.


Emu Jan 30th, 2007 11:12 AM

that keyboard is phat

MetalMilitia Jan 30th, 2007 11:24 AM

I know right.

Chojin Jan 30th, 2007 11:49 AM

am i the only person that thinks the logitech logo makes things look cheap

MetalMilitia Jan 30th, 2007 12:19 PM

Not when it's etched into a £150 (~30,000 US Dollars) keyboard :p

Chojin Jan 30th, 2007 12:22 PM

It does, though, which is why I bring it up.

MetalMilitia Jan 30th, 2007 12:26 PM

I think Logitech have a fairly decent reputation and the logo is attractive enough. Although I can see what you're saying. It's no Apple logo.

Chojin Jan 30th, 2007 12:27 PM

it just looks really stupid and un-pro to me ;<

MetalMilitia Jan 30th, 2007 12:44 PM

Perhaps because it's a bit busy and I'm not sure exactly what it's supposed to be - I guess a web cam or something. Either way it could do with some simplificaton.

ANYWAY, back to the exciting matter of my new keyboard -

It's got a laptop style touch pad (with a light around it!):



...and a volume control which you just slide your finger across as if you where caressing a baby snake (also including lights which follow your finger).


Chojin Jan 30th, 2007 12:55 PM

yeah, but who would use either of those things? anyone with a half-decent sound system has a volume knob in a breakout box ;<

MetalMilitia Jan 30th, 2007 12:59 PM

But this keyboard be used to adjust volumes and whatnot at a range of about 10-30 feet.

Are your arms that long Chojin? 10-30 feets?

I suspect not. >:

Esuohlim Jan 30th, 2007 01:02 PM

Stick with the metric system pal ain't no such thing as feets

kahljorn Jan 30th, 2007 01:13 PM

Quote:

..in 10-30 feats of manly satisfaction
QUOTE!

MetalMilitia Jan 30th, 2007 01:17 PM

I'll pluralise any units of measurement I please. Thank you very much.


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