I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

Dear Willie-
Why do beards get a bad rap? (In Starcom all the villains have them, or are robots.)
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Mr. Bungle:

The Raging Wrath of the Easter Bunny (heaviest Bungle!)
Bowel of Chili
OU818
Mr. Bungle
Live Berekely 1991 (Welcome back Kotter)
Live & Rare (Star Wars medley)
Disco Volante
Live 1992 Anaheim
Live 1995 Chicago (3rd floor dungeon)
California
Live Atlanta 1999 (Vanity Fair has metal verse)
Live House of Blues 1999 (Pee Wee Herman Theme- Brass section plays! no nothing right now, Mr. Herman)
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WHAT A DOUCHE.

liquidstatik

Aug 4th, 2008 03:51 PM

ASSHOLE

Chojin

Aug 4th, 2008 04:28 PM

i had a dream that i got drunk and passed out in a gutter in the rain, and when i woke up pub lover was there and we walked back to my house while talking about it.

Chojin

Aug 4th, 2008 04:29 PM

when i woke up in the dream, that is.

Rez	Aug 4th, 2008 04:35 PM

home movies is just about the best show to have ever graced television.
NOT JOKING

liquidstatik

Aug 4th, 2008 04:42 PM

i started watching dr katz becasue of it, but its so hard to watch. :( the animation makes my eyes bleed, so i usually just listen to it while browsing the net. :x

Tadao

Aug 4th, 2008 05:23 PM

Pub Lover

Aug 4th, 2008 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 233367)

Lemmysomemoney: Lemmysomemoney (05:22:38): how quickly can you make a pipebomb?
robuttocks (05:22:51): never made one :-(
Lemmysomemoney (05:23:08): then what did you do at church camp?
robuttocks (05:23:51): GAVE GROCERIES TO THE NEEDY
Lemmysomemoney (05:24:07): grocery bombs?
robuttocks (05:24:20): NO :ROLLEYES
Lemmysomemoney (05:24:51): church camp sucks. I'm definatly going to mosque camp.
robuttocks (05:25:09): lol
Lemmysomemoney (05:25:32): don't tell sruU2wice I said that. :o
Lemmysomemoney (05:25:38): he might jihad me. :-(
robuttocks (05:25:45): LMAO

2004 :eek

Pub Lover

Aug 4th, 2008 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 572444)

I'm just collecting cat names to forward to her. These cats will be 800 miles away from me. Jixby Phillips made me cry so no he's out ;_;

In that case, let me suggest the following names:
Jixby Phillips is a racist
Jixby Phillips is a jerk
Jixby Phillips is Luke Maxwell
Jixby Phillips thinks it's funny to draw poop in mspaint but dosn't want to post on this forum? What the hell? He is suck a jerk and I'm glad he's banned. >:
Jixby Phillips is mean

liquidstatik

Aug 4th, 2008 07:08 PM

:lol church camp

Pub Lover

Aug 4th, 2008 07:24 PM

At one point in 2004 everyone started shouting 'Awesome! :)' and it was! :eek

Tadao

Aug 4th, 2008 07:42 PM

Jixby Phillips is a big doodoo head

Sam	Aug 4th, 2008 07:48 PM

YOU'VE GOTTA BE "KITTEN" ME!

MetalMilitia

Aug 4th, 2008 07:50 PM

Jixby Phillips

Pub Lover

Aug 4th, 2008 07:55 PM

Oh shit this page is great! :eek

HickMan

Aug 4th, 2008 08:03 PM

I miss Jixby Phillips

HickMan

Aug 4th, 2008 08:04 PM

Sam	Aug 4th, 2008 08:06 PM

Hey Hickman have you been getting your dick sucked?

Pub Lover

Aug 4th, 2008 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 572469)

Voltron
Boosh!
And/Or Kakow!
Mephistopheles
Rick James, bitch

I think he should suggest his Ex call one "I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SOMETIMES! >:"

Tadao

Aug 4th, 2008 08:46 PM

She's already used up most the Pratchett characters that she likes.

Esuohlim

Aug 5th, 2008 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 572470)

Oh shit this page is great! :eek

Yeah and the next six :lol

liquidstatik

Aug 5th, 2008 02:51 AM

PAST TENSE VERB

Esuohlim

Aug 5th, 2008 02:52 AM

CUNTED

liquidstatik

Aug 5th, 2008 02:53 AM

PLURAL NOUN

Esuohlim

Aug 5th, 2008 02:53 AM

STUNTS

liquidstatik

Aug 5th, 2008 02:54 AM

PAST TENSE VERB

Esuohlim

Aug 5th, 2008 02:55 AM

GOOSED

liquidstatik

Aug 5th, 2008 02:56 AM

INSULTING PHRASE

bigtimecow

Aug 5th, 2008 03:03 AM

STOP FUCKING TICKLING ME

Esuohlim

Aug 5th, 2008 03:04 AM

STOP FUCKING TICKLING ME YOU N*GGER LOVER

liquidstatik

Aug 5th, 2008 03:05 AM

ANOTHER INSULTING PHRASE

bigtimecow

Aug 5th, 2008 03:05 AM

YOUR MOM IS A FAT FAGGOT LOVER

liquidstatik

Aug 5th, 2008 03:06 AM

SINGULAR NOUN

Esuohlim

Aug 5th, 2008 03:06 AM

STOP FUCKING N*GGERING ME YOU TICKLE LOVER :(

Esuohlim

Aug 5th, 2008 03:07 AM

RECTUM

liquidstatik

Aug 5th, 2008 03:07 AM

ANOTHER SINGULAR NOUN

Esuohlim

Aug 5th, 2008 03:08 AM

SPECTRUM

liquidstatik

Aug 5th, 2008 03:09 AM

ANIMALS

Esuohlim

Aug 5th, 2008 03:09 AM

OR SEPTUM :(

SHIT

Esuohlim

Aug 5th, 2008 03:10 AM

SPERM WHALES

bigtimecow

Aug 5th, 2008 03:10 AM

danny let me know when you and milhouse are done with this game, i have a better one

IT'S CALLED M B K

liquidstatik

Aug 5th, 2008 03:10 AM

PAST TENSE VERB

liquidstatik

Aug 5th, 2008 03:11 AM

WHEN I POST THE STORY IT'LL BE DONE, JERK

bigtimecow

Aug 5th, 2008 03:11 AM

sharted

lawl

liquidstatik

Aug 5th, 2008 03:12 AM

PLURAL NOUN

bigtimecow

Aug 5th, 2008 03:12 AM

DOGS

liquidstatik

Aug 5th, 2008 03:12 AM

PLACE

bigtimecow

Aug 5th, 2008 03:13 AM

VENICE

Esuohlim

Aug 5th, 2008 03:13 AM

BLUE BALLS, PENNSYLVANIA

liquidstatik

Aug 5th, 2008 03:14 AM

ANOTHER PLACE

liquidstatik

Aug 5th, 2008 03:15 AM

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he CUNTED along the road, some STUNTS came out of the town and GOOSED at him. " STOP FUCKING TICKLING ME!" they said. "STOP FUCKING N*GGERING ME YOU TICKLE LOVER :(!" He turned around, looked at them and called down a RECTUM on them in the name of the SEPTUM. Then two SPERM WHALES came out of the woods and SHARTED forty-two of the DOGS. And he went on to VENICE and from there returned to BLUE BALLS, PENNSYLVANIA.

Esuohlim

Aug 5th, 2008 03:16 AM

hahahaha

liquidstatik

Aug 5th, 2008 03:18 AM

I like how he sharted 42 of the dogs :x

bigtimecow

Aug 5th, 2008 03:28 AM

lol

liquidstatik

Aug 5th, 2008 03:30 AM

yeah like your games any better, btc :rolleyes

Sam	Aug 5th, 2008 03:52 AM

F*CK

bigtimecow

Aug 5th, 2008 03:59 AM

SO HERE'S MY GAME

MARRY BONE KILL

KITSA, GLOWBELLY, MLE

Esuohlim

Aug 5th, 2008 04:04 AM

MARRY GLOWBELLY, BONE MLE, KILL KITSA

DUH

Sam	Aug 5th, 2008 04:05 AM

WILLIE, ESUOHLIM, PUBLUBER

liquidstatik

Aug 5th, 2008 04:06 AM

PILLOWFIGHT(:(), PILLOWFIGHT(:(), ZOMBOID

Esuohlim

Aug 5th, 2008 04:16 AM

SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM
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Sam	Aug 5th, 2008 04:18 AM

I WAS SWIMMIN' IN THE CARIBBEAN

executioneer

Aug 5th, 2008 04:27 AM

I CHOOSE BONE

Esuohlim

Aug 5th, 2008 04:30 AM

:lol

Esuohlim

Aug 5th, 2008 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 572579)

I WAS SWIMMIN' IN THE CARIBBEAN

Yeah me too why didn't you say hi >:

Kitsa

Aug 5th, 2008 01:08 PM

I'm unboneable :(

Kitsa

Aug 5th, 2008 01:10 PM

IS IT BECAUSE I'M ALL REDHEADED AND GROSS AND SHIT?

OR, IN PUB'S CASE, WANGLESS?

:cry

liquidstatik

Aug 5th, 2008 05:32 PM

YES

Tadao

Aug 5th, 2008 05:44 PM

Crying makes you sexy

HickMan

Aug 5th, 2008 06:03 PM

pics plz

Kitsa

Aug 5th, 2008 06:20 PM

If you're asking me, I put a pic up in the pics thread a long time ago.

liquidstatik

Aug 5th, 2008 06:24 PM

:rolleyes

Kitsa

Aug 5th, 2008 06:38 PM

p 467, you lazy faygelahs

Tadao

Aug 5th, 2008 06:39 PM

I have pics of her but I'll let Pub post them.

Kitsa

Aug 5th, 2008 06:52 PM

I'm sure.

Kitsa

Aug 5th, 2008 07:03 PM

I'm sure.

Tadao

Aug 5th, 2008 07:18 PM

Totally.

Pub Lover

Aug 5th, 2008 07:21 PM

Pics of who, T?

Kitsa

Aug 5th, 2008 07:50 PM

Not valley girl sure, Tadao. Just regular type.

Sethomas

Aug 5th, 2008 08:04 PM

I passed a crowd of vagrant youth today and a teenage girl said that I look like Will Ferrel, except sexier. I told her that I don't have a sense of humor and that I usually beat up people who make any Will Ferrel comment to me.

Tadao

Aug 5th, 2008 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 572665)

Not valley girl sure, Tadao. Just regular type.

Ok fine.

Pub Lover

Aug 5th, 2008 08:57 PM

In the vain of 'My friend buying a Seth Pace poster the other day'

Seth Pace cares not for hobo loving.

Pub Lover

Aug 5th, 2008 09:17 PM

Happy Birthday, Carnivore Is God.

Pub Lover

Aug 5th, 2008 11:20 PM

Quote:

A solution may be on hand for parents who cannot get their youngsters to eat meat.

Studies show that toddlers and the elderly who sometimes cannot stomach meat, are at risk of a diet depleted in iron and zinc, but AgResearch scientists have made an accidental discovery that may help.

While investigating the binding strength of meat proteins, researcher Dr Mustafa Farouk found meat could be formed into long, spaghetti-like strings. The product's advantages include being able to make it out of cheap cuts of meat and to dry it, which would lead to snack products.

The next step is to look for a commercial partner to market the spaghetti meat.

:meat

Tadao

Aug 6th, 2008 12:14 AM