:rolleyes

Hey Willie! I got a cat!

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

Something must be wrong with me for loling myself sick at this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4_MsrsKzMM

Wet the toilet paper with cold water from the faucet, then use it.

I just washed down some sausage patties with milk. I'm trying to not think about it. Urp.

http://ecoworldly.com/2008/10/07/sci...greatest-lake/

The comments are the best part. "It's adaptation, not evolution" "I thought evolution couldn't happen in a couple thousand years? This evolution is bullshit"

Just watched an episode of MST3K.
Never heard my name being said so many times in a foreign tv show :>

HEY D00DZ I JUST GOT BACK FROM A 2DAY DRINKING BINGE LO WUTS ^

Who the fuck are you again?

Your most hated enemy.

You do not meet such qualifications.
But you amuse me, and I'd like to slap my cock on your nose.

YOUTUBE CHALLENGE

Find a rap musicvideo that does NOT have
1) cars
2) girls
3) ass shaking
4) girls shaking ass
5) revealing clothing
6) girls wearing revealing clothing
7) girls,wearin revealing clothing, shaking ass
8) Hard mutha-fuckin' gangstas
9) ridiculous clothing


You have 6 hours, good night

that doesnt have ALL of those or just one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1u43KDiWD0

You're a little behind the curve on the rap stereotypes

Or this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC2G3iQqPo0

or this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAqVHnsLww0

Although "girls" is ridiculously prohibitive no matter what kind of music video you want to find and "ridiculous clothing" is purely objective.

EDIT: chances are there are those who will say anything anyone wears in a rap video is ridiculous.

******s can't play, that's cheating!

Also, any Aesop Rock video.

I hate flobots, but I looked up everybody else I knew but your requirements are way too extreme. no girls? really?

Alright, but when there's an easy listening game I get first dibs.

an easy listening video without white people in it. 6 hours.

:pagebrak
you win some kind of award

She's actually my girlfriend's kitty, but since we share an apartment, she's mine, too. Her name is Salem. She's a bitch :)

KITTY

omg look at that whiskerface, adorable

That looks just like my cat, except he's about twice the size, and he's a guy. 'course with a cat, how can you tell?

He looks exactly like my aunt and uncle's cat, who hates me.

SO I WANT TO LOVE HIM MORE

I challenge you to not be a douche. You've had 3 years. Good night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDFbVrdLu00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mt3vZHDiM8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPoI5gWhC6w

what have I done

A terrible thing.
Bad GW, bad.

:lol

We just put a pile of Hurricane Ike branches at the curb yesterday. It's several feet taller than me. I bet the city's gonna be thrilled.

I'M SORRY I CONTAMINATED YOUR PENIS THREAD GLOWBELLY IT'S JUST THAT DWP IS SO LAME I CAN'T HELP IT

Awesome!

i'm watching MAGIC'S BIGGEST SECRETS FINALLY REVEALED right now and i'm sorely disappointed

Does he really have AIDS?










Rape.

hahaha

hahahahahahahha
the boy aint right

it's that kid from akira get em

This place is just POPPIN tonight huh


I may very well be making Mikey and Fucko Escape From Hell if someone doesn't start talking

Hi Gus! Did you know I can't get off if the woman is faking it? :tear

I seem to recall writing TADAO: TRANSCRIPTS OF A SEX MURDERER in relation to the subject

Ok, just making awkward conversation.

And I'm continuing it!

DO YOU LIKE ESPRESSOS TADAO?

I can't wash the blood off of my hands. If only she didn't moan every time I was on the outstroke. Stupid fakers.

SHIT AW FUCK I RUIN EVERYTHING SAM I'M SORRY BRA

I like regular coffee, no sugar, no cream and strong.

Good, espressos taste like shit

FUCK YOU WITH YOUR INQUISITIONS ABOUT QUEER COFFEE BEVERAGES >:

I like my vodka straight, my beer stout and my cigarettes non filter.

I would drink coffee from a Turk, but I don't trust those dirty Waps.

IMA GUINNESS MAN MASEF

AND SCREW YOU SAM BATHE IN MY SUPERIOR ART SKILLS YES THERE I SAID IT DO YOU HEAR ME BOY

I WILL MURDER YOU AND DRAW WITH YOUR BLOOD GRUSLYGOOSE >:

yet they're worth nothing in the long run:tear

Irish stout is the only stout. As black as the Irish river.

OH YEAH WE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT SAMMIE



YEAH DO YOU SEE THAT NIXON IS EATING A DEMON DOES THAT BLOW YOUR MIND MAN I GOTS ME A WHOLE BAG O TRICKS

Merlot is the best wine too. I'm just a bitter kinda guy I guess.

That is great, how did you do that in paint? :rolleyes

WHY IS HUNTER S. THOMPSON IN HELL?

THAT GUY IS SOOOO IN HEAVEN EVEN THOUGH HE KILLED HIMSELF. >:

LOTS OF COCAINE, WHY

HUNTER S THOMPSON IS IN HELL BECAUSE HE AIN'T HAVIN ANY OF THAT PANSY HARP SHIT

BESIDES, HE'S WAITING FOR CHENEY TO SHOW UP

WHERE IS ASILA SHE IS USUALLY SCREAMING BACK AT US BY NOW

NOTHING WRONG WITH HARP, IT'S AN OK BEER.

HE'S A STRAIGHT WILD TURKEY MAN, YOU KNOW THAT

AND ETHER, CAN'T FORGET THE FUCKING ETHER

HEY, WHAT ABOUT THE RUM DIARIES. HE DRANK ALOT OF RUM ON THAT ISLAND.

FINE, BE CONTRARY, SEE IF I CARE

THAT'S MY FAVORITE POSITION

THEN PERHAPS YOU CAN PUT THAT CONTRARINESS TO USE WHEN I PUT IT TO YOU THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND A SITE THAT WILL IMPORT AD SHIP BRENNIVIN TO THE UNITED STATES

What is this Gaiaonline.com thing. It looks pretty gay. I'd rather hang out in Sanriotown

It's no use, no one can Caps like the master ):

I believe Gaiaonline is where 13 year olds who think they're homosexual hang out


So if it was made earlier, Buffalo Bill would have had a safer hobby

gw should go back there

For fucks sake

more like gaya am I rite :rolleyes

pants

Breaaaaurgh

Which one are you RaNkeri?
American Tiger Lily 13?

No, I'm (V) Razgnz Angel (V) :(

vewwy coo

One's name is [~ Sonic the Hedgehog ~], big fucking surprise :/

Don't look at it too long, it will turn you into a Japanophile.

HOW CAN ANYTHING BE MORE FUN THAN THIS?

A BARREL OF DEAD BABIES


What is even more funnier?

Rape.

THE ONE ON THE BOTTOM IS STILL ALIVE

What is the funniest, most hillarious thing ever?

IT'S GOING TO EAT IT'S WAY TO FREEDOM

Hey RaNkeri, if you ship Grislygus his booze,I win the challenge.

He's a Finn, not a mazzle-y icelander capable of pounding the brewskis

But he can order it, and then send it to you! Thus, I win.

ONLY IF HE DOES IT WHICH HE WILL NOT

what challenge is this?

:x