Wrong. I've been smoking a lot more than I used to. I go through at least half a pack a day now and I'm thinking it's time to quit or at least cut back a whole lot.

No way dude I'd be all over that shit if I could enjoy it :(

You have no idea of the spectrum of childrens confusion I've seen tonight, handing out entire boxes of Frankenberry for Trick or Treat.

THEY ARE PROBABLY CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU ARE HANDING THAT SHIT OUT THE NIGHT BEEEEFFFOOORREEE HALOWEEN. >:

I WOULD BE CONFUSED TOO IF FOUND MYSELF IN A SITUATION WHERE I WAS TRICK-OR-TREATING ON A DAY THAT WAS NOT HALLOWEEN

HI FIVE SAM

The next page number is my birthday. :eek

I'm 16 years older :(

:shakecane

No, here in ass-backwards Ohio we have "beggar's night" which is separate from Halloween.

I also accidentally set my jack o lantern on fire, leaving me with a smoldering scene that thoroughly confused the area children.

I finally learnt how to use 3D studio and I'm making a Panzer Mk.VI Tiger tank.



Phase 2 is going to be to make an animation of it shooting guitar woman.

Well, I had 5 trick or treaters this year, and 3 of them were kids who hang out here all the time anyway. The other two were bewildered-looking toddlers in mini furry outfits.

Gee, I'm sure glad I packed 40 bundles of awesome candy and frankenberry :(

Last page was my birthday. :(

I think you fuckers actually mean "birthyear".

Ain't no 19/84/2008 on my calendar.

YEAH MILHOUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT THANKS FOR CLARIFYING THAT FOR EVERYONE THAT MISSED IT

2 MORE PAGES FOR MY BIRTH YEAR.

ONLY 14 MORE PAGES UNTIL GW'S :eek

I speak for myself in God's Country of course, since you crazy limey communists got them crazy ass backwards date formats and whatnot

OH SHIT WE PASSED MY BIRTH YEAR

FUCKING YOUNG 'UNS

hey man :(

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Looks like we've got a bunch of 1987 fags :rolleyes :rolleyes

Birthyear :\.

2 more weeks for the day.

So the only pretty girl at my school does crack

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So I don't want to do a crack head :<

You should do some crack too and by that I mean you should hump some of that a** :picklehat

Post her picture dude!

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:lol

He's just make excuses as to why he can't go out with girls. He'll come out of the closet one day hopefully.

Everyone else at my school is really, really horrifying so saying she's the prettiest girl there is like saying she's the best show on Comedy Central

She is really pretty though :<

DON'T WORRY GW WE'RE BOTH IN THE SAME BOAT

ONLY I AM EXCEPTIONALLY HANDSOME AND PROBABLY COULD GET THE GIRL YOU LIKE

TOUGH LUCK BRAH

HAHA RIGHT ON. WANNA HIT UP A KEGGER AFTER TOMORROW'S BIG GAME?

I'm not bad looking, guys, I'm just really not photogenic

at all

;_;

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I WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING

BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT ALL I DO IS MAKE SEXUAL COMMENTS AND THAT'S JUST DEPRESSING

what up

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WHHAAAAASSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP

I'm so excited!
:D

you can send us your unused boxes of frankenberry, kitsa.

You're all Joe the Plumbers!

Excuse me, but I prefer Joe Six Pack.

Happy my BIRTHyear page everyone. :bestthread

It occurred to me earlier that Guitar Woman's posts are way sexier if every time she talks about smoking you imagine she's talking about dicks.

It's kind of like how it's sexier to imagine Jeanette isn't talking about her vagina every time she talks about her vagina.

Hope this helps.

DAMMIT IS GUITAR WOMAN MALE OR FEMALE?!??! I STILL DON'T KNOW!!!!

S/he's a hermaphrodite.

DIC*S OR GTFO

Publover either got a life outside the forums or killed himself.

RIP Publover.

Candle in the wind.

Maybe he met a cute girl at a book store.

What the hell, MM? :eek No, I didn't. :(

Wobzire, stop spoiling characters! >: Who do you think you are? Esuohlim? ;)

That's not really Pub Lover. His parents are keeping his memory alive by creeping people out over the Internet and checking the I-mockery forums every 15 minutes.

It's like when someone's kid dies and they keep their bedroom as they left it for 20 years.

I don't think we will notice the difference.

Pub is like our resident Aussi.

Well, the closest thing we have to an Aussi.

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Hawt

I'm depressed and have no alcohol. what do i do?

Smoke pot

don't have anything more exciting than coffee.

Deal with it the retirement home way

Tonight I'm off to a party hosted by the guy behind our local public access ghost show. It promises to be a pretty good time, but he never answered my email about what I should bring. What do you do when they don't answer? :(

Bring Fankenberrie treats.

I might go see Gilbert Gottfried in CT for my birthday but it's really far away. I might wait and go see him in IL in 01/09.

So he is still alive. I'm going to go win a bet.

Gottfried is one of my favorite comics. He never fails to make me laugh.

something awful :rolleyes

Alternate Ending:

MAKE IT RAIN ON THEM HOPES

Got his mind on his money and his money on his mind.

I actually like this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvc0tYG_YpA

She's got jungle fervor.

My god, that was the most efficient viewing party ever.

Go to room, watch show for an hour, "Ok, so that was the show", party's over. Gotta love it.

What did you view?

The latest installment of our local Public Access paranormal show, there's a new one out every Halloween and the guy who does it had a viewing party.

Happy November!!!! Best month of the year.

Happy Day Of The Dead

Go play Grim Fandango!

I hope Pub's parents keep on posting :tear

Especially his mom!

My mom is so hot for you, Tadao. ;)

creepy

John Pinette.

That's the motherfucker I've been looking for for two years.

In retrospect he's just an ok comedian but goddamnit this was keeping me up at night

...I was referring to Tadao there

It works for Pub's post, too!

totally

Totally

HOW'D OZ GO?

The neighborhood kids and I made sugar skulls for Day of the Dead and I was dumb enough to leave them out overnight and when I woke up this morning some neighborhood stray cats were polishing them off :/

I like it. You should see it. Make your daughter watch it too so that she grows up to be afraid of things for reasons unknown to her.

Don't worry, cats carry the soul of the dead, so it all worked out.

I will get to downloading it tout suite I'M NOT SURE OF MY FRENCH THERE DON'T CORRECT ME

She will be bored until the middle.

kind of the perfect summation of my daughter

DAMNIT PEOPLE

you seriously mulled over a random comic for two years? I can't remember shit from two years ago