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RaNkeri Feb 3rd, 2009 03:51 AM

lunch break, lol

Dixie Feb 3rd, 2009 08:28 AM


Shrubfest Feb 3rd, 2009 08:35 AM


HickMan Feb 3rd, 2009 08:43 AM

grapefruit :licklips

Kitsa Feb 3rd, 2009 08:48 AM

grapefruit sounds much tastier in French.


The mousse part is deceiving, you'd never know it was a ball of battery acid :(

Esuohlim Feb 3rd, 2009 09:11 AM

FUCK grapefruit, sir. Did they teach you to enjoy that shit in the army? >:

Aaarg Feb 3rd, 2009 10:08 AM

Pample mouse?

Kitsa Feb 3rd, 2009 10:18 AM

more like pomp-le-moose


french comes across weird in english phoenetics.

Tadao Feb 3rd, 2009 01:14 PM

Sup fags?

Shrubfest Feb 3rd, 2009 01:20 PM

Yo, fiend.

Tadao Feb 3rd, 2009 01:26 PM

What's happening tart?

Shrubfest Feb 3rd, 2009 01:40 PM

Eating tea, Pimp.

Zomboid Feb 3rd, 2009 01:41 PM

yo bebe i wuz tinkin u ni mebbe go out n do sum shiz wut u say?

Zomboid Feb 3rd, 2009 02:00 PM

I don't know how I found this, but it's pretty funny and looking at it makes me feel like I'm peering into the photo albums of some really ugly family.


Tadao Feb 3rd, 2009 02:02 PM

:eek that was scary!

Shrubfest Feb 3rd, 2009 02:06 PM

I feel stained.

MattJack Feb 3rd, 2009 02:22 PM

that chick looked like a dood

MattJack Feb 3rd, 2009 02:23 PM

and by dood I mean chick

Tadao Feb 3rd, 2009 02:24 PM

That's even more confusing!

Kitsa Feb 3rd, 2009 02:25 PM

They don't just look Canadian...they look so Canadian.

God...the sweaters!

MetalMilitia Feb 3rd, 2009 02:29 PM


This is my new favourite cat-related video.

Zomboid Feb 3rd, 2009 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 611196)
They don't just look Canadian...they look so Canadian.

God...the sweaters!

Uh... Fuck you. They're just ugly poor people. The ugly clothes and furniture is evidence of that. My family has never worn ugly sweaters like that and I only ever see poor people wearing them.

Tadao Feb 3rd, 2009 02:33 PM

Thus the Canadian connection.

Kitsa Feb 3rd, 2009 02:35 PM

Oh, fuck yourself, I'm French, that's worse.

That page doesn't look like it's been updated in years*. The world went through an ugly phase in the 90s. They sort of do look like Kids in the Hall characters.

Also, I live in Ohio, home of the Amish Traffic Jam.

RaNkeri Feb 3rd, 2009 02:42 PM

I bought 2 grapes today, grapes are awesome

Tadao Feb 3rd, 2009 02:47 PM

Tadao Feb 3rd, 2009 02:48 PM


Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 611197)

This is my new favourite cat-related video.

Uk Youtube don't load so well over here.

RaNkeri Feb 3rd, 2009 02:55 PM

I've never understood why japanese raccoons have huge balls :/

Kitsa Feb 3rd, 2009 02:58 PM


Kitsa Feb 3rd, 2009 03:01 PM

srsly though they're actually raccoon DOGS, not raccoons, and they always show them having big balls because that symbolizes money

because their name sort of sounds like gold ball

I think

RaNkeri Feb 3rd, 2009 03:08 PM

O yeah and that belly button is hilarious

Esuohlim Feb 3rd, 2009 03:54 PM


RaNkeri Feb 3rd, 2009 04:01 PM


Tadao Feb 3rd, 2009 04:04 PM

:rolleyes :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Feb 3rd, 2009 04:09 PM

Take this dove and
Place it on your pages
To show your support
For Cancer research and
Survivors everywhere

Mister Sarcastic Feb 3rd, 2009 04:09 PM


Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 610974)
Who do you think you are? Mr. Sarcastic? Please :rolleyes


RaNkeri Feb 3rd, 2009 04:29 PM

Oh great, another "awesome" alt by esuohlim :rolleyes

RaNkeri Feb 3rd, 2009 04:42 PM

g'nite :rolleyes

Zomboid Feb 3rd, 2009 04:45 PM

I'd say being a ginger is what's worse than being French or Canadian :(

Also, I didn't hate rankeri back when he was new. Now though, holy fuck. It's like there's a point where some of these dumb mother fuckers just decide that because they don't have people hounding them in every thread, they're accepted and people find them funny.

You're still just a dumb, fat, uuuugly fin to me.

Tadao Feb 3rd, 2009 04:50 PM


Grislygus Feb 3rd, 2009 04:55 PM

That's probably a good thing

Grislygus Feb 3rd, 2009 04:57 PM

I imagine Pub Lover already tracked it down years ago

One of the "bachelors" I linked to in Bod's thread is a fucking tranny vampire, I would have thought you'd be all over that by now

Tadao Feb 3rd, 2009 04:59 PM

Pub doesn't share with me. He's a hoarder.

Kitsa Feb 3rd, 2009 04:59 PM

I'm vaguely disturbed by the fact that Pub Lover seems to have a folder for everyone who posts here.

Grislygus Feb 3rd, 2009 05:05 PM

If you're willing to post a picture, you're asking for it

Kitsa Feb 3rd, 2009 05:07 PM

I accepted that long ago.

Fathom Zero Feb 3rd, 2009 05:12 PM

More pictures of Kitsa please. srsly, red hair = good.

Tadao Feb 3rd, 2009 05:17 PM

I think she is cute, too bad she's so self loathing.

Kitsa Feb 3rd, 2009 05:18 PM

Kitsa Feb 3rd, 2009 05:18 PM

save it for my eulogy tadao:lol

Fathom Zero Feb 3rd, 2009 05:37 PM


Fucking fuck, I love home. COME TO ME, SKYLINE.

Kitsa Feb 3rd, 2009 05:42 PM


But then again the last time I got near a Skyline I had like a 104 fever and the shakes, so it might have imprinted the revulsion on me.

Have you ever seen the Cleveland ep of "No Reservations" where Anthony Bourdain goes to Skyline?

Fathom Zero Feb 3rd, 2009 05:45 PM

They have Skylines in Cleveland?


Kitsa Feb 3rd, 2009 06:00 PM

Hell, I have a Skyline less than 5 mins from me. I could walk to it, but I'd have to cross I-75.

Fathom Zero Feb 3rd, 2009 06:06 PM

I wouldn't eat fuck-all in Cleveland, if I had things my way.

Tadao Feb 3rd, 2009 06:10 PM

Nothing tastes as good as you remember. Disappointment awaits you at every corner. My heart is as black as their fryers oil.

Tadao Feb 3rd, 2009 06:21 PM

I think Kitsa should give me her Myspace link so I can add her.

Tadao Feb 3rd, 2009 06:24 PM

It's an exclusive club of me and my buddy Tom.

MetalMilitia Feb 3rd, 2009 06:42 PM

I really wish they'd replace the Tom account with a Rupert Murdock account since Tom and his bundles of cash are long gone.

That said who the hell still uses MySpace anyway? Jeez get the with times, gramps!

Fathom Zero Feb 3rd, 2009 06:47 PM

Mybe he's obligated. Likeit was in his contract to be everybody's friend.

Kinda like Brewster's Millions.

Tadao Feb 3rd, 2009 06:51 PM


Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 611279)
That said who the hell still uses MySpace anyway?

Very anti-social people who are trying to be social :(

Kitsa Feb 3rd, 2009 07:04 PM

My family ruined Myspace for me.

Tadao Feb 3rd, 2009 07:18 PM

Family ruins everything. Dumb jerks.

Zomboid Feb 3rd, 2009 08:30 PM

I wish facebook was still only for college and university students and alumni. I don't like seeing fucking townies and pictures of their trucks popping up all over the place.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 3rd, 2009 08:41 PM

I use myspace to keep in touch with people who don't have facebook.

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2009 12:05 AM

SHeeit man, Lord Sappington's getting actual advice? And sympathy? Least the fucker can do is get pissed off already

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2009 12:16 AM

Fackin boooooooooored, goddam

what are you fuckers doing

Tadao Feb 4th, 2009 12:17 AM

Drinkin and postin

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2009 12:19 AM

Working with inks this thick is like working with oils, I have FIVE fucking canvases drying all around me so that I can keep working on them

WHy the hell aren't you drinking with real people, anyway, it's not like you're stuck in a town where everything closes before 9:00

Tadao Feb 4th, 2009 12:27 AM

Actually I am. I am 2 hours north of LA. We don't even have a hotel here. Dad moved everyone here so that my little brothers wont get in as much trouble as I used to. So he picked a stupid area with nothing around. I could go to the only bar there is, but it is far from being a happy bar.

Tadao Feb 4th, 2009 12:28 AM

What inks are you using? Post a link and I can pretend to agree that I know what they are.

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2009 12:29 AM

I'll just put up one of the shitty color doodles

Tadao Feb 4th, 2009 12:31 AM

But that doesn't show me the pens you are using.

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2009 12:31 AM

I'm not putting any actual pieces up, though

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2009 12:33 AM

Pens? Shit, I use anything that I have at my disposal to spread the ink around

Mainly me steeltip calligraphy pen, though

Tadao Feb 4th, 2009 12:38 AM

Did you lose control of the ink flow on the top right?

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2009 12:42 AM

Naw, the whole thing is about half of it's original size, why?

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2009 12:43 AM

Hell, the only part that really flowed was the pure green around the buildings

Grislygus Feb 4th, 2009 12:48 AM

Ah, fuck it this shit ain't drying till morning. Later

RaNkeri Feb 4th, 2009 12:49 AM


Originally Posted by Zomboid
I didn't hate rankeri back when he was new.

Bullshit :rolleyes


Originally Posted by Zomboid
You're still just a dumb, fat, uuuugly fin to me.

This coming from a fat redneck who thinks he's all big and bad, now that he has added flame shaped decals to his pick up truck :rolleyes

Tadao Feb 4th, 2009 12:50 AM

Yeah, I really like the way the green came out. Just above the main green at the very top is 3 strong fingers of red, they look heavy on the red and I thought maybe you held the pen down too long. Those three look like they are supposed to blend as the really don't have a clean line of definition to them.


Tadao Feb 4th, 2009 12:58 AM

What does this say Finland?

RaNkeri Feb 4th, 2009 01:08 AM

Roughly translated:

1910: The bloody mercenary of Russian emperor Nikolai

1918: The murderer of tens of thousands working class people. The executioner of Finnish people

1939: Gold, which Mannerheim receives for the blood of Finnish workers and peasants.

1940: Henchman of the English bank magnates, the provoker of anti soviet war

This was soviet propaganda used during continuation war, and they practically tried to open the old wounds of civil war and get the working class people to join them.

Tadao Feb 4th, 2009 01:27 AM

But Mannerheim is a hero to Finland right?

Zomboid Feb 4th, 2009 01:51 AM


Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 611371)

This coming from a fat redneck who thinks he's all big and bad, now that he has added flame shaped decals to his pick up truck :rolleyes

Fat redneck? I'm an average sized student who takes the bus to school. I make fun of rednecks, MUFUCKA.

Seriously rankeri, you might fit in better if you weren't a poor-man's retarded version of milhouse/sam/anyone who excessively uses :rolleyes

RaNkeri Feb 4th, 2009 02:02 AM


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 611380)
But Mannerheim is a hero to Finland right?

Yeah, he was highly respected among soldiers and common people. They're making a movie about him, it wil be directed by Renny Harlin and should premiere during 2009.

Zhukov Feb 4th, 2009 07:32 AM

You guys should just call it World War II like everyone else.

Kitsa Feb 4th, 2009 12:54 PM

I have a dental cleaning in an hour. :(

My mom used to have to surprise me with dental appointments because I'd disappear. There was one time she showed up at school to take me to one and I seriously considered making a run for it out a side door.

(My teeth are radiation damaged and when metal touches them it's like a strong electric shock)

RaNkeri Feb 4th, 2009 01:06 PM

radiation damaged? how?

Dimnos Feb 4th, 2009 01:52 PM

I used to have a boss who lived on a farm when she was a kid. She said her teeth became radiation damaged from drinking out of an old well they had. They were a funny light green color.

Esuohlim Feb 4th, 2009 01:53 PM



RaNkeri Feb 4th, 2009 01:59 PM

Whoah, americans are aware of chernobyl? :eek

Esuohlim Feb 4th, 2009 02:12 PM

That's like me saying "Whoah, someone from Europe that doesn't stereotype all Americans? :eek", except that will never happen because that's what everyone from outside the USA does. At least that's what I think based on European stereotypes.

Esuohlim Feb 4th, 2009 02:14 PM

In other words, yes you fag.

Are Finnish people aware of Swaziland's crippling AIDS epidemic? :eek

Esuohlim Feb 4th, 2009 02:16 PM

Are Finnish people aware of the International Date Line? :eek

Esuohlim Feb 4th, 2009 02:17 PM

Are Finnish people aware of Pluto's current classification status? :eek :eek

RaNkeri Feb 4th, 2009 02:20 PM

You amaze me, esuohlim :rolleyes

Esuohlim Feb 4th, 2009 02:21 PM

Q: Why are there no Finns on the moon?

A: They went, but there was no wood.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

More great Finnish jokes here! http://www.expat-finland.com/living_...ish_jokes.html

RaNkeri Feb 4th, 2009 02:27 PM


Famous last words of Finnish men
"Naah, we dont need no electrician here."
"We can go to my place - wife's on night shift"
"I love you Kristiina... eh, I mean Hanna..."
"In principal you shouldnt smoke so near the ammunition"
"Lets study the safety instructions later"
"The side effects of lot of alcohol is hugely exaggerated"
"I got some cheap Russian spirits to the wedding punch so the whole family can drink enough"
"Damn life save vest - not bothering to wear them"
"Look! Whats that bear cub doing alone in the forest?"
"Damn quick to drill the ice when it's this thin."
man, these bring back memories from my elementary school years :>

RaNkeri Feb 4th, 2009 02:31 PM

Sakke and Ville are sitting in a cottage in the middle of nowhere. They've been drinking for three days straight and they finally run out of booze.
Sakke says to his mate "Hey, go and look in the tool shed and see if there's anything to drink there."
Ville comes back with a bottle of methanol, and says "We could drink this, but we'll go blind!"
Sakke slowly looks around the cottage and out the window, and says "I think we've seen enough."

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