Person You Will Be With For The Rest of Your Life (with a catch)
 

Choose a famous person that you will have to have sex with and be with for the rest of your life. The catch is that they have to have the same birthday as you.

Me: Nov 12

Even though I got Wallace Shawn (INCONCEIVABLE), I will have to go with Tonya Harding due to the fact that she will terrorize the knees of anyone that I hate.

Man, ain't nobody never born on Oct. 1 :(

So with that I guess I'll take "famous" Australian actress Cariba Heine, because it's either that or Mary fuckin' Poppins >:

November 22nd is the birthday of Scarlet Johansson, so that is who I would take to be my lawfully wedded bride.

It was either her or Jaime Lee Curtis, who's vag has probably curdled by now.

gonna take the skinboat to tuna town

EITHER SEAN ASTIN, RIC FLAIR, OR CARROT TOP.

FEBRUARY 25TH MOTHERFUCKKKERRRRRRRSSSSSSSS

If it was a girl it'd be Tea Leoni or Rashida Jones.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1218053/

this chick was even born the same year as me. she's a professional actress :hat

oh and here she is topless

shes got saggy tits though. no thank you.

Kara Monaco, 2006 Playmate of the Year:



I really didn't have a whole lot to choose from but she will do I guess.

Bristol Palin was born on the exact same date as me :lol

She's fucking gross and a slut though, so no thanks. Instead I pick this lady, Carly Schroeder:



I could get lost in those eyes for hours, baby.

Sep 4th and I would totally bang Beyonce

:eek

totally totally totally

That or I'd marry the Virginia Tech Massacre.

Dimnos's pic made me LOL preeeetty hard. FZ's just made me think..."Seems about right."

Sorry Ben Kingsley, you are second place.

To Anthony Hopkins. Mmmm...

Fuuuuuck. I'd definitely spend the rest of my life leeching off of ScarJo and SUCKIN' ON DEM TITTIEZZZZZ.

Drew Barrymore.

Them Indian broads, man. I think I have a sickness.

YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS THAT I AM GONNA MARRY ELVIRA

I like her burns. :| But I think they're a myth.

Matthew Bates. Second choice would be Bobby Flay

My choices are either David Bowie or Elvis. >:
EDIT: lol fuck them

Ami Dolenz


:love

I would probably divorce the hell out of my choice eventually unless she was nice (but she looks like a huge bitch). I like a girl with thick legs and a bit of baby fat, if I'm being honest.

Ok Andre 3000 :rolleyes

I don't understand the reference, so I won't respond to it.

Cocksucker. If only I had been born 1 god damn day earlier. I guess I'm left with picking the only name I recognize. Considering up until 2 years ago, no one famous was ever mentioned on my birthday.