Home Wrecker
 

I am now a home wrecker. I stole a married woman away from her husband and they are now getting divorced.

Better keep your bitches on a tight leash mother fuckers!

I wouldn't get too attached. She apparently has no problem cheating on her man.

Her husman no less!

Who doesn't. I'm still married. I lived with my wife for 5 years, got married and 9 years later she cheated on me and fell in love with some guy she worked with. I was loyal the whole time, but that's what I do. I know about cheating women, but dam if I don't love the ladies.

I had an affair with a married guy when I was 17.
His wife called me Christmas day to wish us a nice life.
I stopped seeing him because he wasn't a very good fuck.

Welcome to the Home Wrecker Club my friend.

I stoled a car radio once :(

Wow, CIG. Phone calls are scary. I looked my wifes lover up on the internet and because he was a somebody there was all kinds of info that lead me to get his home addy and phone # with in a hour or 2. So the next time he emailed my wife I sent him back his addy with My first initial at the bottom. She never heard from him again. Then a month later I called the # and asked for his daughter. You see, he travelled and is never home but I know his daughters names via my wifes stupidity. When they went to get his daughter I hung up. I just wanted verification that it is his house. Later in the week I called and got his wife. I asked if he was there and she said no. I said "Oh ok, just tell him ********** called." He must have been so freaked.

It can be really scary when they call you.
I wasn't too worried about anything until she called my house. But the worst I was worried about was she might tell my mom and me getting a morality lecture for the next 3 months. Luckily this was not a problem, I had an on again and off again boyfriend with the very same first name as the guy I was seeing so she excused it as jealous teenage drama without any question.
In my case, the guy was a complete idiot navy guy who kept journals of EVERYTHING he did. He would visit whorehouses overseas while on his tours of duty and kept journals of it. I was surprised it took his wife so long to figure out he was a scumbag. When she found this journal, so wonderfully hidden under the corner of their mattress, of course she read it. It had my number in it, as well as a passage about our then relationship where it compared kissing her to kissing the whores in Palma. It didn't go over very well.

Omg what an idiot. My wife new I was good with computers. I had my own computer repair business for gods sake. Well when I walked into the computer room and she would instantly close the window she was reading and start talking to me I didn't really notice the first time, but she did it a bunch of times. So I put a key logger on and found her secret email addy and password that she was using with this guy. What a dummy.

In the case of my current girlfriend. I told her she was going to get caught and what then? I told her that he would notice somethings wrong. Well one day she told him about me. I think that is much better than getting caught.

Yeah your wife (ex-wife) was definitely retarded to some degree.
Eh, we both fucked stupid people, we've got another new club.
:D

I totally agree, being told is MUCH better than being caught. You're lucky on that one! I hope you don't have to meet him anytime soon though.

:D We are dumb fuckers

I can assure you, I come from a LOOOOOOOONG line of dumb fuckers. It's only natural.

I had to drive Emily up to her ex-boyfriend's house the day after she broke up with him to get her stuff.

I should probably mention that she'd been cheating on him with me.

If looks could kill!

Hah, wait till you get married Chojin. Emily is high on my nabbing list.

maybe if she got in reach of your cane

It's a walker :(

Uh oh, walkers are kinda sexy with that kah-Thump, kah-Thump :O

i bet he has a harness for it

I can get you to the front of the lines at amusement parks!

Well shit, that IS kinda sexy.

In a pedophilia kind of way, but still

I like to get the girls to help me out with the grocieries and then I throw them in the van.

They see me rollin'



They hatin'