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kahljorn Aug 16th, 2003 01:27 AM

WHAT SIZE ARE YOU?
 
I haven't seen a bra-size / Cock size thread yet. Why not. Post your tit globulars and cock miniscualities here!

Schimid Aug 16th, 2003 01:30 AM

18" :picklehat

kahljorn Aug 16th, 2003 01:31 AM

Oh yea, I forgot I should call this the, "Men with small Penii pretend to be large to swoon the women he will never meet and get some form of self-satisfaction while he's jacking off to thoughts of his mother" thread.

Skulhedface Aug 16th, 2003 01:32 AM

Magnum baby. Pure magnum. :eek

Schimid Aug 16th, 2003 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
Oh yea, I forgot I should call this the, "Men with small Penii pretend to be large to swoon the women he will never meet and get some form of self-satisfaction while he's jacking off to thoughts of his mother" thread.

22 NOW. :picklehat

kahljorn Aug 16th, 2003 01:36 AM

I bet your mother's cock grew four inches too.

Schimid Aug 16th, 2003 01:37 AM

OMG, STOP, I HAVE BLUE BALLS

24"

Perndog Aug 16th, 2003 01:38 AM

40AA :lol

kahljorn Aug 16th, 2003 01:39 AM

Another two on your mothers dick, you better stop before you have some kind of mental suffocation on her cock.

Schimid Aug 16th, 2003 01:41 AM

WAIT WTF MY MOM DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS

kahljorn Aug 16th, 2003 01:43 AM

OMG YOURE ALREADY LOSING YOUR MEMORY :O :O IT MUST HAVE GAINED AT LEAST ANOTHER FOUR INCHES.

Schimid Aug 16th, 2003 01:45 AM

You've gayed up your own thread.

I am teh h4X0|2 :picklehat

kahljorn Aug 16th, 2003 01:46 AM

You gayed it up with that lame ass avatar; that, and your presence.

The_voice_of_reason Aug 16th, 2003 02:02 AM

Anybody who says their penis is bigger than 3" is a liar.



I am 488" myself ;)

kahljorn Aug 16th, 2003 02:06 AM

I sold my penis to the devil, I got a perfect pussy now. And my ass? out of this world.

CaptainBubba Aug 16th, 2003 02:17 AM

I ALREADY MADE THIS THREAD. :rolleyes

kahljorn Aug 16th, 2003 02:27 AM

Man, clicking that link was like a waste of half of a half of a minute. I feel so sad now I'm going to die.

The_voice_of_reason Aug 16th, 2003 02:53 AM

I have huge hands and wear a size 13 shoe. It's all a lie.

The Retro Kat Aug 16th, 2003 01:18 PM

You measure your penis's? You have penis's? I thought this was an all female board but me, the super casanova. Fuck.

FartinMowler Aug 16th, 2003 01:39 PM

who cares find a small woman and your set. :/

Rongi Aug 16th, 2003 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_voice_of_reason
I have huge hands and wear a size 13 shoe. It's all a lie.

LOL :(

Fuzzy Aug 17th, 2003 11:39 AM

I've got you all beat!

28...


millimeters :(

Gåte Aug 17th, 2003 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fuzzy
I've got you all beat!

28...


millimeters :(

You stole my line >:

Fuzzy Aug 17th, 2003 01:36 PM

lol, I'm sorry, would you like it back?

agroskaterik Aug 17th, 2003 02:35 PM

I've got you all beat!

28...


millimeters

hahahahaha

oh, wait....

DAMMIT!


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