Editorials - 50 Sentences And 3 Pictures I've Had Hanging Around
 

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How "Avant-garde".

Max Burbank, You are the David Lynch of internet comedy (and, I mean that in a good way).

6, 10, 15, 19, 23, 27, 34, 41, "The Yodeling Contest", and 45 were especially hilarious!

32 is my favorite.

PANTS!

Some of these look "Bulwer-Lytton" worthy.

HARRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The Yodeling Contest" is superb.

"I thought you said violence wasn't the answer to anything."

"It isn't."

"What do you call that, then?"

"Prolonging the question."

quite good.
pretty bad for me mentally i bet,
but still enjoyable.

Heh, yeah, I was thinking Bulwer-Lytton, too...

I think everyone should have a helper monkey.

that was so bizare.. and yet I loved it

I don't want to mess with that clown, man.

i was pleased way early with 6, thought it was just great.

but now i can't shake the image of a sea of crap and pop tarts. it's disgusting. it won't leave my head. i might never eat another pop tart.

Read as a whole piece it reminds me of an early 'A bit of Frye and Laurie' sketch.

those must have been some damn fine pants, unlike my physics teacher's, they are so nerdy. so very nerdy...

You should do one of those daily calendar things Max. Each day people all over the world can tear away yesterday's page and reveal another bizzare, slightly disturbing non-sequitor straight from the dark armoire that is your mind.

But please leave out the pictures; they make my brain feel fizzy.

I think I may have the exact same issue with mind-garbage. But none of mine are eloquent.

Number 19 was my favorite

I have to agree with Tetsu Deinonychus about the David Lynch comment, Max.

I liked 6(the best one, IMO), 7, 10, 15, 18, "Visiting Hours", 26, 27, 35, 42, 48, & 50.

I liked 1, 6, 8, 22, 24, 27, 41, 46, and 50.

Max Burbank could probably win the Bulwer-Lytton contest if he wanted to.

3.) Harrison's trousers were of the sort one wants to avoid; pinched and taught in delicate places yet let out like slowly deflating balloons at odd, asymmetric points.

Taught = taut. I don't mean to be a pissant, but for something so funny I felt correct diction was appropriate.

Is it just me, or do a lot of those sound like something from a Douglas Adams book? I especially like number 6.

What the hell is wrong with the dude in the background of Visiting Hours?!