A Standardized Test Measuring The Condition Of Your Soul
 

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A great thing to skim across at 5:53 in the morning.

I agree as well. If such a thing as a soul existed inside my being, it would match the shape of my head. Completely unnatractive.

Okay I'm just saying nonsensical shit now. Perhaps that's all you do, but it looks so much better than my nonsensical shit.

Story of my life.

Great job, by the way. Hope you didn't think I was being NEGATIVE...

You got me, Max.

There I was trying to memorize all of my answers only to get at the end of the test and find out that there was nothing to score. Despite not believing in having a soul or other by-products, I always have this urge to answer a test thrown at me.

I liked the last sentence.

What is this "girlfriend of several years" you speak of?

A D C A C C B D A A E C C D B A B C B E

I answered "L" on a number of these, but I think I may have missed something somewhere.

9.) Life is a journey. Respond.

B.) I hate Journey.

Okay, my answer for number nine was "D.) I just started crying," but the tears were most assuredly from laughter. I think.

This is why I joined the clergy; no tests.

life isn't a journey, life is a highway

and i'm gonna ride it exactly long enough to get the hell out of this town

Love it.

The sad thing is, I can remember "Young Goodman Brown" very well. Which is odd, considering that I was frantically scanning it at 7:45 in the morning, trying to answer ten or so questions on it before class began at 8:00.

The correct answer is "Beat the shit out of her."

Did I get an "A"?

BTW, I stopped caring about the questions after question 5, since you said answer only 4 questions. My answer still stands.