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dead_pigeon

Aug 25th, 2004 08:22 AM

World's Greatest Pick up Lines

Post pick up lines!

"I'm takin' this thing out in an hour, and if you're not on it, you'll regret it, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...."

FS	Aug 25th, 2004 08:32 AM

Jesus.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=13951

Jixby Phillips

Aug 25th, 2004 01:16 PM

It shouldn't have been posted the first fucking time.

MetalMilitia

Sep 7th, 2004 12:27 PM

"Does this rag smell of chlorophorm to you?" :lol

the_dudefather

Sep 7th, 2004 01:47 PM

guy: "pinch me please"
girl:"*heehee* why?"
guy: "because i think im having a wet dream about you right now...."

(wait for multiple slaps/high heel stabs, court ordered seperation, dieing alone)

adeptninja

Oct 13th, 2004 02:58 PM

pick-up line for a pirate : "why dont you walk me plank"

executioneer

Oct 13th, 2004 03:11 PM

quit posting to shit old threads that are duplicates of other shit old threads

FartinMowler

Oct 13th, 2004 04:38 PM

"Hi, My name is Fartin MOwler" :/

Blackjack

Oct 16th, 2004 05:34 PM

"Hi, erm, I'm not very good at this pick up line stuff. So why don't I just fondle your tits?"

Ninjavenom

Oct 16th, 2004 05:59 PM

Holy shit, i was JUST wondering what happened to you yesterday! creepy :o

Ninjavenom

Oct 16th, 2004 06:00 PM

Holy shit, i was JUST wondering what happened to you yesterday! creepy :o

Ninjavenom

Oct 16th, 2004 06:01 PM

holy shit blah blah blah i'm going for three now

Captain Goodtimes

Oct 17th, 2004 02:31 AM

"I own a penis"

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