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10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 4th, 2009 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 631279)
poetry. are does good.

I always hated that about poetry.

:)

JJ_Maniac Jun 4th, 2009 05:32 PM

There once was a man with a spoon for an ear,
And a tabletop vase for an eye,
And he would take to his horse and roam through the town
And declare Its quarter past nine!

And the regular townsmen, with a shaking of heads
And a noticeable stamping of feet,
Would say What an odd fellow, hes surely deranged,
For as anyone could rightfully say,
Its barely a quarter from three!

ZeldaQueen Jun 5th, 2009 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 631278)
Me thinks ZQ has an internet crush on Fathom?

I dunno, Tadao is such a sweet-talker. Decisions, decisions. :rolleyes:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who drank 'til he threw up in a bucket
He thought he was done
So he rejoined the fun
Then he heaved and everyone had to duck it.

Tadao Jun 5th, 2009 07:30 PM

Oh, I'm sure your fascination with Japanese men will fade soon. :rolleyes

ZeldaQueen Jun 5th, 2009 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 631529)
Oh, I'm sure your fascination with Japanese men will fade soon. :rolleyes

Oh I'm not fascinated with Japanese men. Just anonymous men on sarcastic forums. :rolleyes:

Fathom Zero Jun 5th, 2009 11:29 PM

I dunno. It's said that gentlemen prefer blondes. But do the ladies?

Also: DAWSON

ZeldaQueen Jun 6th, 2009 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 631565)
I dunno. It's said that gentlemen prefer blondes. But do the ladies?

Aren't blondes also supposed to be idiots? I like darker features myself.

As for me,
I try to rhyme
But now's just not
A real good time.

Fathom Zero Jun 6th, 2009 12:17 PM

My hair is to turn black later in life before going white. I get my hair from my maternal grandfather. But as of now, it's nigh on platinum blonde.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 6th, 2009 02:09 PM

My hair used to be crazy blond when I was younger as seen here http://www.angelfire.com/80s/threestupidpeople/12.jpg

Now its a dirty/reddish blond and my beard grows in red.

Blondes are usually sometimes smart people. They're good at making people think they're dumber than they are.

Tadao Jun 6th, 2009 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 631649)
I like darker features myself.

I got a dark feature for ya.

:moon

ZeldaQueen Jun 6th, 2009 04:35 PM

I've been a brunette all my life. With extremely pale skin (very Germanic apparently :sleep)

@ Tadao, not quite the features I had in mind. Besides, yours seems to be bright green...:\

Tadao Jun 6th, 2009 04:42 PM

Zelda Queen
I'm not always mean.
We should talk
and go on a zombie walk.

ZeldaQueen Jun 6th, 2009 07:23 PM

Tadao
I know
You can be sweet
And that sounds neat

Fathom Zero Jun 6th, 2009 10:01 PM

:O

I'll give you a zombie walk any day of the week.
Bayyyyyybe.

ZeldaQueen Jun 6th, 2009 10:02 PM

Take my hand
Across the promised land
Give me a twirl
Let's have a whirl

Fathom Zero Jun 6th, 2009 10:08 PM

Hey, any time
Just please don't rhyme
'Cause I'll be dead
When you're strapped to the bed

ZeldaQueen Jun 6th, 2009 11:42 PM

You're very good
I hope I've got this right
This format is odd.

Fathom Zero Jun 6th, 2009 11:45 PM

:love

ZeldaQueen Jun 7th, 2009 12:57 AM

Hey, writing gets my creative juices going. I have to respect a fellow writer. :)

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2009 12:07 PM

You're just being shy. You know you want me bad.

The Leader Jun 7th, 2009 03:45 PM

Isn't ZQ something like 17 and shaped like a pear, or do you just not care anymore Fathom?

Tadao Jun 7th, 2009 03:49 PM

Girls shaped like pears are hawt. No tits and all ass baby. :yum

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2009 05:19 PM

I don't really give a shit in the regard, sir. BESIDES, what have you done for me lately?

The Leader Jun 7th, 2009 05:30 PM

I'll blow you for a dollar.

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2009 06:25 PM

Why would I pay for what I can get for free?


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