yeah then you could save time, when you're asking people if they believe in god and then shooting them you can just say do you believe in (point to face)

stop making me laugh

did anyone knows what videogame he used to play?

last night at da club I asked my buddy what he wanted to drink and he said, "get a shot of dick."

I asked the bartender for a shot of dick.

Then security came and kicked me out :lol

Haha, buncha dicks.

oh well, it was terrible techno night there I think. They had a pretty dj that was playing the same awful loop for about an hour :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMH02o8hquY

YES

WTH is up with the yawning?

:lol @ no one hiring him.

I'd like to go on record to say that I would play Jon's MMORPG in a heartbeat

JC, THE WORLD DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! >: :eek

I still have difficulty believing that John Clement isn't just some overly elaborate Jixby Phillips character.

There are about 3 or 4 posters I feel the same way about, actually :<

DAMN YOU DOOM-SAYERS! I NEED A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE I DIE! >:

FUCKING MCDONALDS STOP CONSPIRING AGAINST ME TO NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND SO I DON'T END UP AN OLD MAN IN A VIAGRA COMMERCIAL

GW, when are you gonna start making videos of your rants?

Also, you may have noticed that I did just watch an internet video. It would seem I am a liar.

"AN OLD MAN IN A VIAGRA COMMERCIAL"

In the context that JC said it what does it even mean?

haha, keep dreaming

Aww baby, you're holding out on the world! They are yearning to hear you talk about why you dislike Silent Hill, & think Jim Morrison is fat.

I don't think Jim Morrison is fat, that was cedar

I do think he's a fucking talentless boring hack and I wish he had died a few years earlier so I wouldn't have wasted money on his shitty music, but you know

I can't read that, could you put it into video form for me?

Also, you could print out your avatar & wear it as a mask. that would be pretty internet of you.

WHOOPS, MISSED IT. :(

And I should be allowed to blurt the merest idea
If by random whim one occurs to me

:wah