Take your best shot
 

Here are some suggestions:


"Hey Mike ur gay!"

"Mike you are 'impared'"

"B=========================D"

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

"You are 'unfunny'!" (always a classic and clever "mockery")

Mike, you are so boring that this thread will never get off the ground, you have no distinguishable character traits whatsoever. There is nothing about you that is worthy of mockery because there is nothing about you that anybody can remember.

Good try princess, but I am still not feeling very damaged.

I am not trying to damage you, i mean, you have probably thought about these things enough to assure that they cannot harm you. I mean, you probably wonder why no one ever remembers your name (just assume it is because Mike is a common name), you probably wonder why no one seems to care what you are doing, i mean i am sure you have worked this all out and come up with a justification in your head that works, do what you need to, to proctect yourself.

Die.

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT.
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT.
AND BLOW ME AWAY.

time to up(sidedown)date your avatar crunch :lol








:(

He's so frail. :(

Who's so frail?

I WOULD CALL YOU FEMALE, BUT YOU'RE TOO FRAIL, YOUR EXISTANCE IS FRACTIONALLY VAGINAL :blackice

Oh my god, how offensive. :rolleyes

Seriously though, so now you're trying huh? You're attempting to insult me by criticizing my physique? Try again, dumbass.

I'm tempted to use the ultimate I-Mockery insult of death:

you're UNFUNNY omg!

I was quoting a poem from Def Poetry Jam :(

Never heard of it.

Do you know why everyone calls you unfunny?

Yes I do.

HAY SCHIMID NICE NAME JERK

You're like hemophiliac, iron-deficient, calcium-deficient Paul Reuben frail ... only without the loveable Peewee humor.

Big McLargehuge kicked Marks ass!

Yellow/orange tinted shades are ugly. NO OFFENSE.

Mike youre a fag and youre avitar Id David Hayter and I'm cooler than you >:

ArrowX, you suck. So bad. Get over calling people fags already, it is not effective.

Mike stop hogging all the stupid and share it with the likes of 13thfloor and Fartinmowler.

None taken, dumbass. The guy in my avatar is that Gay Pimp guy from Soccer Practice. It's kind of an ironic "joke" which isn't really that funny (yes I know, like most of my posts, HAHA beat ya to it fuck-nuggets).

Oh you should talk.