Stupid (new web law)
 

I cant belive this law was passed:

http://news.com.com/Create+an+e-anno...2491&subj=news

Could this be the end of anonymous Internet mocking?

Most probably not.

well, it seems that i will very soon be the only person on the internet.

Hello Mr.Slashdot!
But yeah, FUCKING STUPID RULE! :/

Mozz, you annoy me.

I will see every last one of you in court.

People know this isn't the law that was signed off on, right? It was a provision that was part of it to try nd deter people stalking women.

Oh, well that makes it OK. >:

What the hell man, first we're not allowed to annoy people on the internet, now we're not even allowed to stalk women?!?!

That's Okay we can still stalk men-- And apparantly young girl's under the age of 18.

Phew, as luck would have it most of my current stalkees fit that bill. Good to know the world hasn't gone completly insane.

I should be serving back-to-back life sentences for what I did to Jerseyboy and people in the Mock Wars :<

Yeah you fucking should, acting like you dont know what Adult Swim is, you made me look like a damn fool.

I made fun of his dad for having a vietnam flashback and getting killed by police.

I think he'll see the humor in time!

Reason for the passing of this law is to forbid the NSA to spy on anyone without showing their true identity...

wha...wha...what?!

I-mockery.net might as well be illegal. :(

hey. my name is karen steponick. just getting that out of the way so you know who is annoying you.

I DONT BELIEVE IN LAWS SO MY NAME IS JEREMY SPUGGLE

Geggy would it make your day if Bush was spying on you?