Summers vs whorable
 

This thread is now about Summers VS whorable :o

bring it the fuck on

Is your name fartin I don't think it is so get the fuck out of my thread

bring it the fuck on

I bet fartin put you up to this because he obviously can't compare to my coolness
how much is that lil pussy paying you >:

fartin mowler should drive a racecar up your vagina

Probably need to drive a smart car, it too small. You know from all that not getting fucked.

I take pride in the fact that I still posess my virginity plzkthx

I mean what do I look like some kind of slut :rolleyes

bring it the fuck on

Hi, GW. I don't really mind you but the whole played-out humor thing doesn't work. I don't know if you mangle it or what but it isn't working.

fartin is creepy and uses emoticons.

Fine. I'LL BRING IT, BITCH.
The court will now hear Summers v. Whoreable NOW IN SESSION >:

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT BRING IT BITCH IF YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW >:

I don't know Molly, you do have those giant condoms in your draw.

Lawnmower >:

:lol

OK whoreable, I guess I'll take the first jab since you're a JERK >:

So...whoreable. I'll bet you think you're witty with such an obvious play on words. I also bet that you masturbate to yourself every night just thinking about how you are just the pinnacle of mankind, and everyone who isn't you is just like the scum you find in a discarded tuna can while dumpster diving. You probably look down on all those who engage in sexual intercourse, but secretly, you're jealous. Jealous that you can't have a cylindrical object sticking into your ass.

Well, let me save you some anguish.


I give you: the Hello Kitty Vibrator.

This also comes with 2700 different phrases which I'm sure you'll enjoy...
2000 Japanese phrases so you can figure out what the hell everyone is saying in the robo-tentacle hentai you enjoy in the privacy of your own room.

699 Different types of High-pitched girly Japanese moaning ranging from out-of-breath moans to the screaming ones. I'm sure you'd probably listening to these the most, because you're too much of an arrogant and lazy bastard to do it yourself.

1 Emergency phrase "FUCK OFF I'M TAKING A DOUCHE!!" in case your Mother overhears you thrashing about in the bathroom.

Unfortunately for you, there is no hope. In thirty years (when you're age 65) you might realize what a fucking pompous douchebag you are, but it would be too late by then. The years will have ravaged your body and mind (which there was little of in the first place), leaving you in a constantly bewildered state. The only thing that will keep you from a complete and total mental breakdown will be the one and only Hello Kitty Vibrator.

I'm such a nice guy. You can thank me in 30 years.

A FARTINLAWNMOWLER :lol

dude thats fucking gold

You would have thought I would have used that as a user name :/

No because we all know you're too stupid

BUBBA
You ever been on a real shrimp boat?

FORREST
No, but I been on a real big boat.

BUBBA
I'm talkin' about a shrimp catchin'
boat. I've been workin' on shrimp
boats all my life. I started out my
uncle's boat, that's my mother's
brother, when I was about maybe nine.
I was just lookin' into buyin' a
boat of my own and got drafted. My
given name is Benjamin Buford Blue.

Bubba and Forrest shake hands.

BUBBA
People call me Bubba. Just like one
of them redneck boys. Can you believe
that?

FORREST
My name's Forrest Gump. People call
me Forrest Gump.

way to use a picture from the wrong part of the movie

And yet again another big post goes to waste :(

Sad, really. :/

yeah its too sad.