I'll give you a present next year whether I'm your Santa or not.

Awww shucks man that is awesome

I-mockery,

I am very sorry for this grief I have bestowed upon you by not posting any of the required pictures that I am obligated to show you.

But I literally just found my video cable for my camcorder! I mean like, about two minutes ago I found it and the first thing I thought to do was to get on i-mockery to alert you to this. I am a good participant and a good American and I intend to follow through with all of my promises. The question though is when? Soon. Very soon. Not right at this moment, but soon.

Again, I apologize for all the grief.

The best part about Secret Santa is the drama is causes when we inevitably see who screwed over who.

I could come to matjack's rescue

you fanicful lady you.

I agree with Achimp.

So Jixby sent me his Secret Santa video yesterday, he apologizes for the delay
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XJBAvxfR6Bw

Haha, jerk

So he really didn't make a Secret Santa video, then?

I trust that Jixby is hard at work on his Secret Santa picture show and when he's done he'll unveil it here himself.

I'm a damsel in distress :(

unfortunately, jixby's camera was in another castle.

Well anyway, I got Jixby a dog toy shaped like sushi, some circus peanuts, a jar of a spice that looks like Christmas tree needles, a book by Jenny McCarthy, and a few other things that, by themselves, aren't funny, but I thought Jixby might be able to combine them for an amusing video.

So is he banned from the forums now, or are we giving him more time?

I'm still waiting for Darklycan to post his pics?

So what's going on here?

Not much. I've banned Darklycan and Jixby for not posting anything, and I'm glancing at the list to see who else is overdue. I think the only other person is the guy who screwed over Mattjack and Proto.

Ah ok. I'm a bit surprised at jixby.

I am, too. I can't believe he didn't make more of an effort to try and get his video made and up on Youtube.

Well it's no mystery at this point, it was Noob3 who screwed over both MattJack and Proto. So at this point it's safe to say "screw him" and ban his ass.

Maaan seriously. 2 long time posters now gone (for good reason) while we're stuck with a slew of shitty new ones and a few decent to good ones. This sucks :(. I'm not entirely shocked at noob fucking people over though. Really sucks for MattJack and Proto too.

When did you ban him? He didn't get my gifts 'till 7 january because of the postal services...I was happy that the package did arrive after long weeks of waiting, but the "no-photo" part kinda sucks. :\

Edit: talking about Darklycan

Is it forever-ban or like.. until next Christmas?

That's great. I banned him more than two weeks after he received them.

As the rules on the very first post state, the ban is permanent.

I always just figured that was for riff raff. I had no idea I-Mockery's fist was so.. iron-y.

Bleh.

Anyway, I sent him a green plastic dinosaur, a plastic crosbow, a box with three magic tricks, a box with a plastic pirate+cannon, a really awful puzzle, a plastic ice cream cone that shoots puffy ice-cream...balls? A round light tunnel thingie which you can hang around your neck, an Alien egg that grows in water, a pink squishy sticky squid and...that's it I think.
So yeah, better luck next year I guess.

God THREE magic tricks? That's out of control.

I know! Maybe that's why he didn't post pics, he's still trying to figure out how to seperate the rings...

He probably made himself disappear.

And it's ALL YOUR FAULT!

Darklycan was neat, but yeah I agree.
I hadn't seen noob around in a long time

Well get used to that feeling, because he was banned as well.

If Darklycan wants to email me and explain what the delay is, he can and I'll consider unbanning him since his gifts were sent out just this month. However, he's had a few weeks now, so unless he hasn't received the gifts, I see no reason why he couldn't have a few pics posted.

All of this makes me want to get in next year just to get a taste of the risk and danger.

hey Flipsters, it's me! I know I haven't been around in months but I just went and helped jixby wrap production on his secret santa video. It was late because his new computer wouldn't let him use the internet so I went ahead and uploaded it myself. I hope you all like it!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dLbTJkURAPA

- Mar Iddles

hahahahah :(

Goodnight, Michelle.:(

I love you Jixby :(

I always knew that Noob3 was a scrub!

:vetpower

My Secret Santa 2008 Story!
 

Ok, so this is long long long overdue but it has to go up because i'll feel bad. No one cares about me here either, do they because no one has noticed I haven't put one up.
Ok So I have gotten older here and it's noticeable but I do look older than I do in these pictures.BTW , MBurbank gave me a Do it yourself craft gift and that's the only thing I got here. I lost his letter and i forgot to put the box in the pictures.Sorry Burbank! hopefully you'll enjoy this And GUYS DONT BAN ME PLEEEEEEEASE. Without further ado:

MY SECRET SANTA 2008!!!!!!!!!!

What does it make, Max? That looks weird as hell.

That is a wolf on a car. Yes I want to finish building it later and i will put up a pic when i do.

Truth be told, I forgot all about your existence!

COOL GIFT MAX>