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Ninjavenom Aug 27th, 2003 10:35 PM

The best fucking lyrics ever written
 

Chomping and splicing, your gums sliced to shreds
Tattered bloody ribbons, incisored skin is shred
Scraping on sore teeth, cracking and chipping
Shredding and mincing raw nerve endings

Salivating - sanguis, phlegm, froth and foam
Masticating - your mandible stripped to the bone

Mangling your tongue, bloody torn and dripping
The swollen savage muscle frayed and blistering
Your vocal chords severed, your lips are mutilated
Masticating carved palate as your mouth is grated

Only raw gargles croak from your throat
A trickling death-rasp as you choke
A silly grin carved from ear to ear
Spurting mucus and tongue as your wind-pipe tears

Gaping and sore
The rusty razors bore
Skin hangs and seeps
Peptic ulcers bleed

Your mouth is a sea of cartilage, rabid saliva bleeds
Swallowing shredded tongue and pulverized, crunching teeth
Respirating a bolus of rusty razor blades
Asphyxiating bloody garotte, tearing your jugular vein



Oxidized Razor Masticator

:rock :rock :rock

EverythingWillSuck Aug 27th, 2003 11:53 PM

Alright, Cannibal Corpse, SFU, or some other gay band.

Big Papa Goat Aug 28th, 2003 02:20 AM

You know, the name of the forum may be "Metal Mockery" but your not supposed to actually mock metal on it. :rolleyes
And the lyrics to that song were awesome. I'm looking it up on Kazaa even as I type.
Its amazing the amount of anatomical vocabulary these death metal bands have. Bolus of rusty razor blades :chatter

Ninjavenom Aug 28th, 2003 05:46 AM

Everything, it's Carcass, you fucking doofus. Why do you say they're gay, anyway? Because you have no imagination? When i read those i can imagine my teeth popping and snapping as i chew on upended razor blades, shredding my mouth and tearing my tongue to bits. It was sometimes used as a form of torture, iam told. Quit being gay and get some taste.

Rongi Aug 28th, 2003 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EverythingWillSuck
Alright, Cannibal Corpse, SFU, or some other gay band.

I want to stab you in the eye with a fork until you can't scream for mercy anymore, you horse's ass.

BaronVonBoner Aug 28th, 2003 02:36 PM

Hey Ninja, when you say that you like Carcass' older stuff do you mean pre-Heartwork?

Rongi Aug 28th, 2003 02:37 PM

I liked Heartwork. A lot. I'm going to get killed for saying that.




:tear

Ninjavenom Aug 28th, 2003 02:48 PM

All the goregrind stuff is incredible, i love it. I only like the title track on heartwork, and everything after is horrible. Not really for what they play, but for what they used to play. I can't forgive them for writing this track, and then writing "rock the vote." >:

Big Papa Goat Aug 28th, 2003 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninjavenom
Everything, it's Carcass, you fucking doofus. Why do you say they're gay, anyway? Because you have no imagination? When i read those i can imagine my teeth popping and snapping as i chew on upended razor blades, shredding my mouth and tearing my tongue to bits. It was sometimes used as a form of torture, iam told. Quit being gay and get some taste.

Well said. Thats what appeals to me about gore-metal. Very evocative, in a disgusting way.

eggyolk Sep 4th, 2003 11:33 PM

U R ALL NERDS

Helm Sep 5th, 2003 11:52 AM

Oh yeah definately. Carcass had amazing lyrics. Necrotism's a great all-around album, even if it's a bit more deathy than their putrification stuff. Great band, great sense of humour.

kahljorn Sep 5th, 2003 07:27 PM

Then there's nile, want to talk about creative? There hasn't been anything so creative seen since we opened the tomb of that egyptian mummy guy that nobody cares about, but yea, they are so creative!!!!

Are you my savior or my whore?

Stardrowned Sep 8th, 2003 09:30 PM

I think the best part is that all the original members of carcass were either vegitarian or vegan.


Long live Vegan Gore-Grind!!!!

Generator86 Sep 8th, 2003 10:57 PM

I don't even consider Swansong to be a real album by Carcass. It sounded like they were going the Metallica route. Thank god they broke up after that one, or else they would've really ruined their good name.

HemlockDreadlock Sep 9th, 2003 10:36 PM

kitty song lyrics
 
kitty say meow
doggy say bark
scratch eachothers face
always fight at the park

kitty is proud
doggy is shamed
struts his shit
tail betwen his legs

kitty say meow
baby say wah
kitty scratch baby
babies got rabies

when kitty want food
kitty act good
mario say "hi"
give kitty pizza pie

kitty all full
ready to fight
roamin the streets
all fuckin night

kitty say meow
truck say vroom
aint no room
between a kitty and a tire

funny and a cool story,that bitch gets his in the end huh?


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