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MockBot Jan 31st, 2008 06:52 AM

One Got Fat: A Bicycle Safety Film
 
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Ozzie Jan 31st, 2008 07:19 AM

Monkey torture death zone is officially my new favorite phrase.

KrytenSyxx Jan 31st, 2008 09:04 AM

"Slim knew his big sack would be hard to handle."

Wow.

Jigby Huggletinks Jan 31st, 2008 10:35 AM

The noise when Slim and Trigby fall down the manhole is terrifying.

Codiekitty Jan 31st, 2008 10:37 AM

Wait, if the fat kid crushed his bike, why can he AND that skinny one be together on another?

mbkerr Jan 31st, 2008 10:46 AM

They DO have a "hear no evil" moment! It's when Mossby Pomegranate fails in his Flash impersonation. You even included a picture of him doing it!

Mintrude Jan 31st, 2008 11:15 AM

Look at Orville's ears. Yikes.

Jigby Huggletinks Jan 31st, 2008 11:25 AM

Actually, I don't see why Slim's fat ass isn't running with Mossby, he could seriously use it.

BakaGaijin Jan 31st, 2008 12:08 PM

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

rizzo Jan 31st, 2008 01:05 PM

Holy crap, those damn dirty apes were assholes to boot! It's a good thing Moses blew up that Omega Bomb thingy and killed 'em all.

Neen Jan 31st, 2008 01:16 PM

Right? Right? Riiiiiiiight?

RIGHT!

executioneer Jan 31st, 2008 01:50 PM

TRIGBY'S NOTES

Mockery Jan 31st, 2008 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Codiekitty (Post 529062)
Wait, if the fat kid crushed his bike, why can he AND that skinny one be together on another?

Exactly my point. I guess Trigby's bike must be made of solid steel.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mbkerr (Post 529063)
They DO have a "hear no evil" moment! It's when Mossby Pomegranate fails in his Flash impersonation. You even included a picture of him doing it!

Hehe I understand from the picture it looks like that, but he's really just smacking his cheeks in a "aaaahhhhh!!!" king of way, just like Kevin in Home Alone.

Nick Jan 31st, 2008 04:30 PM

This movie must have scared a whole generation of kids shitless!

Christine d'Abo Jan 31st, 2008 06:29 PM

Nightmares...I will have them.

*runs off to show her children*

Pandajuice Jan 31st, 2008 06:46 PM

Good lord. I'm very glad after seeing this that I grew up in the 80s rather than the freaked out 60s.

JackSchmidtKnifeThrower Jan 31st, 2008 06:56 PM

Funny, I have seen the video a while back because I stumbled across it so I knew what -RoG- was talking about. Thats what I've been thinking, They don't even stop for their friends. Monkey Torture Death Zone.

blacksamster Jan 31st, 2008 07:29 PM

This... is... absolutely amazing.

Colonel Flagg Jan 31st, 2008 08:37 PM

This reminds me of those "health" class videos we were chained down and forced to watch in 7th and 8th grade (Syphillis! - Don't let this happen to YOU!). Excellent job.

greenimp Jan 31st, 2008 09:57 PM

i saw those monkey masks and immediatly thought "perfect B-movie material!" think about it, "Night of the Killer Monkey Cyclists"

Doctor_Who Feb 1st, 2008 01:00 AM

In a bizarre twisted way this reminds me of that banned music video for "Prime time of your life" by Daft Punk. The one where everyone but one kid is a skeleton. I'm quite certain that those monkey masks are far more terrifying than bones, however.

Tetsu Deinonychus Feb 1st, 2008 02:33 AM

I think you were right about the hallucinogens, Rog.

I also thought the "squish" sound when the steamroller hit was especially morbid.

Dungeonbrownies Feb 1st, 2008 04:06 AM

that picture of the omnkey masks is really going to give me nightmares, its almost as bad as that film, harpya

atomictophat Feb 1st, 2008 04:24 AM

I joined I-Mockery to say one thing and thing only.

A bicycle safety film where APES EVOLVE FROM MEN!?!

Someone had to say it.

Pentegarn Feb 1st, 2008 08:07 AM

"He may not be a monkey, but he's clearly an asshole. He left his stranded, injured and dead friends behind all so that he could eat their lunches?"

I suggest a different view of this. In an earlier shot, you see the other nine monkeys having fun, but you don't see Orville. I think Orville resented the fact that he was good enough to be their mule, but not good enough to frolic with the nine monkeys in that shot. So when they all ended up in traction, he ate their lunch in an act of revenge. :P


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