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Emu Jan 1st, 2012 08:49 AM

2012 Countdown to the Heat Death of the Universe
 
2011 was a really shitty year!

Will 2012 be shittier? Taking bets now!

MailCall Jan 1st, 2012 09:31 AM

Even as we speak, there are satellites orbiting he moon, preparing it for colonization after we get done f*cking up this planet.

ThrashO Jan 1st, 2012 02:29 PM

WAIT 2011 JUST ENDED. YOU MEAN THIS SHIT STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN >:

kahljorn Jan 2nd, 2012 03:12 AM

i just hope everybody dies

thats my new years resolution

HERES TO ANOTHER LOUSY MILLENIUM

Esuohlim Jan 2nd, 2012 03:43 AM

I'M GOING TO FUCKING LOSE MY SHIT IF I HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES AND MAYANS THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE YEAR

Rongi Jan 2nd, 2012 04:33 AM

things i have done so far in 2012

-smoked a lot of weed
-read big ghost's hilarious blog
-watched ferris bueller's day off
-wanted to die

k0k0 Jan 2nd, 2012 06:47 AM

-had a talk with my roommate about how he sees four 10 story tall angels. But they're bad angels that tell him to do things like drink or smoke. He feeds them and when he gives them a bite of his food (he puts it in the air before he eats it), his head shakes because they give him a small charge in appreciation. One of them is named snowflake. The other names are unintelligible to me.
-My other roommate is afraid of windows and doors. I was outside and he kept peering out and freaking because there was someone outside. He had seen me walk out through the door.
-Hoped to not be killed in my sleep for the last 3 nights, mission accomplished.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 2nd, 2012 10:01 AM

Have you read choke yet?

elx Jan 2nd, 2012 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 753214)
I'M GOING TO FUCKING LOSE MY SHIT IF I HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES AND MAYANS THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE YEAR

:lol

Tadao Jan 2nd, 2012 02:38 PM

My top 3 people to die in 2012.

Political, actor and musician.

Jimmy Carter

Abe Vigoda (I think it's time)

Bob Wier

Sam Jan 2nd, 2012 03:15 PM

Ed Asner and Don Rickles will both die before Abe Vigoda.

Zhukov Jan 2nd, 2012 05:54 PM

2011 was pretty much the worst year of my life, so 2012 is going to have a lot to top.

k0k0 Jan 2nd, 2012 07:06 PM

I'm with Zhukov. It can only get better.

Tadao Jan 2nd, 2012 07:27 PM

I had a great year.

captain516 Jan 2nd, 2012 09:44 PM

George Bush Sr. and Ray Bradbury are two people I bet will be gone soon too. I will be sad when Bradbury dies, he's one of my favorite authors :(

Colonel Flagg Jan 2nd, 2012 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 753228)
Political, actor and musician.

Fidel Castro

Lindsay Lohan

Dave Brubeck (and it will be a sad day when he does, too.)

Hangie Jan 4th, 2012 09:22 PM

I graduate this year so hopefully I can get my first actual job. Also I can vote for the first time, probably in a properly uninformed way.

Zhukov Jan 5th, 2012 12:07 AM

Yeah, it's Castro's year.

Esuohlim Jan 5th, 2012 01:18 AM

I was thinking Castro too. Also Hugh Hefner. Ernest Borgnine is getting really fucking old, also. And maybe Lindsay Lohan as a wild card option.

Zhukov Jan 5th, 2012 04:24 AM

May I ask what she's done to make her a possible death this year?


Not that she doesn't deserve it obviously. I just don't understand why. Is she a rehab person now?

MarioRPG Jan 5th, 2012 10:38 AM

She has a habit of falling off the wagon, I think.

Colonel Flagg Jan 5th, 2012 01:41 PM

It's more of a career, actually.

Tadao Jan 5th, 2012 02:49 PM

Wild Card : Christina Ricci

Dimnos Jan 5th, 2012 08:56 PM

People I thought were dead but according to this thread are still kicking.
Abe Vigoda
Don Rickles
Ray Bradbury
Christina Ricci

Dimnos Jan 5th, 2012 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 753354)
May I ask what she's done to make her a possible death this year?


Not that she doesn't deserve it obviously. I just don't understand why. Is she a rehab person now?

Her lack of activity suggests depression and possible suicide.


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