fatsatan's and glowbelly's penis thread
 

i don't remember if i already did this here, but i miss willie getting upset about us talking about penises and i still haven't gotten you (fs) to post that picture that you sorta kinda promised me awhile back. :)

penis.

Oh NOW you love penis. What'sa matter? Run out of batteries for your mutant dildos? >:

hush up, virgin. >:

The rubber and plastic used in your dildo could have been used as a pacemaker for a young boy with heart failure. >:

THINK ABOUT IT.

my "heart" "throbs" and "pumps" just for him. :(

My Penis Itches.

The title to this thread has several meanings! Tee hee! :O

Yea, i actually saw Glowbelly's penis once. She had her zipper down and it just slipped right out.

This is the thread where the menfolk will post pictures of their penises. I command it be done. :picklehat

I politely decline.

nobody commands anyone in our thread, jeanie. >:

except me (and fat satan). :posh

I was making an inside joke from the "Post your boobs here" thread. http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=4454&start=0
I am so misunderstood. :tear

I like my penis.

I'll post mine here if someone mails me $20.

I DECREE THAT THIS THREAD WILL INVOLVE THE DISCUSSION

OF PENISES. :posh

THAT IS ALL.



I figure some day I'll get drunk enough at the right time to take pictures of my penis and post them, shortly after mailing them to all my relatives.

:lol

GREAT >:

FUNNY STORY, MY ROOMMATE ONE TIME GOT DRUNK (I ASSUME) AND TOOK A PICTURE OF HIS WEINER, AND PUT IT AS THE WALLPAPER OF MY COMPUTER >:>:>:>:

fortunately my OTHER roommate was the one who found it >:

-willie

yes, but was it BIG? or WEE?

ACHIMP CAN'T HANDLE THE WANG

:puke

That will so get you close to being banned. :(

It's a fucking penis thread, you sissy.

But fine, since people can't handle the wang, I'll remove it.

You just want me to say that I can handle more wang than you. >:

WELL IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK. >:

Sharing penic threads is just ... so unsanitary! :(

yea, at least wear a condem when you're taking pictures of your dick, you sluts.

:( i missed the penis :(

Believe me, it was nothing you would want to see. :puke

A picture of a rock I took at City of Rocks state park in New Mexico.



I wish I got a picture of me standing on top of it :(

If consensus were that I should post a picture of my erect self, I would. Otherwise those who desire to see it will have to request it via a private message or something. I have such pictures on file "just in case."

It's the cock-rock!

Emergency penis picture? Ingenius!! :posh

PENIS!!

As a form of comprimise, I'll be sending scented samples of my pubic follicles in enchantingly decorated Hallmark envelopes through the post. Get your requests in now while supplies last!

I wish you'd get killed

So I should put you down for one? And the inscription?

fatsatan! penis!! STAT!!!

FATSATAN'S PENIS 8 / 26 / 2003
Mood: Sleepy :sleep
Song: House of the Rising Sun - The Animals

:rock Great song!

GB, would it be ok if the guys didn't expose the penis, but just wore tight pants, or nug hugger shorts? Hell, I'd be willing to do that.
But I also a a nice looking wang. People say so all the time when I'm walking down the street, or at the grochery store, "Nice looking Wang you got there Danno!". All day long that's all I hear, I mean it's not long, it's a little longer then a Grade cup at starbucks is deep (don't ask), but it's a good looking wang.

Yeah, but all dat crazy dancin' you do aw da time make my penis soft! >:

danno?

ABSOFUCKINLUTELY

I am such a teasecock.

lol


^^^What the fuck

Sweet fucking god will you please shut up

Private message from Super.Mario!

Fucking genius.

If you love your penis or penis's, press 1.


11111111111111111111. (I love having it, I'd hate to be a woman, I'd feel so naked without it, although boobs would be nice.)

I got another one.

:lol

and why are you posting that here?
:confused :lol :lol2

heres a picture of yoU:

Well heres a picture of you:

ARE YOU TWO TWINS?

that is definitely NOT a penis :(

If it's not a penis then it must be a pussy.

oh yes, of course it must be, seeing that there are only two types of things in this world. :rolleyes

The penis and the pussy are what makes the world go 'round and 'round.

interesting. hey! when was the last time you got laid?

Fuck, is it really that obvious?





it's been one whole, long fucking month, by the way.

11111111111111111111111111 >: !!!1!!

Hermaphrodites never have full-size pairs of equipment. I want my satisfaction, DAMMIT! >:

I hate you, KellyChaos

Finally! Something MY speed :love Don't hide our love away Millie :(

are we supposd to post picturs of our penis in this here thread?'?

yes!

I have a picture of me in a full-body condom 'cause I'm a big dick. :)








Does that count?

that's nice

Thief
 

I started this exact thread so long ago. Damn you copyright infringers. >:

Hello roonting. I got used to being ripped off long ago. :(

FATSATAN'S PENIS 9 / 14 / 2003
Mood: Indifferent :|
Song: The Final Countdown - Europe

Helm's Penis:
Mood: solipsistic
Song: Anacrusis - Paint a picture (lol)


Let's do this for a few years :picklehat

yeah.
 

Hi chimp. Yeah, my penis got used to being ripped off a long time ago too. Pun. Ha. Yeah, I am bored.

PENIS TIME!!!

I wish you didn't feel the moral obligation to reply everytime this thread is bumped.

FATSATAN'S PENIS 10 / 12 / 2003
Mood: Jumpy :rave
Song: The Foo Fighters - Fraternity

HELLO FROM MY PENIS, GLOWBELLY

At least i know kelly's sexual preference now... looking at whale porn...

They used to make golf bags out of whale penises. :(

Can I make a golf bag with your penis, Jean?

...still love my penis...

Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, but that picture isn't exactly what you think it is.

You caught an innaccuracy about animals that I missed, and you have a Rowan Atkinson avatar?!
I think I'm in love. :love

Take it OUT of the penis thread. >:

-willie

Thank you Encylopedia Brown.

no

I'd still wanna see. :)

God, my penis rocks.

prove it >:

HELLOWBELLY

SHOULD I POST A PICTURE OF MY PENIS, ONE TIME WHEN I WAS GETTING A PHYSICAL IN HIGH SCHOOL THE NURES BASICALLY TOLD ME I HAD A LITTLE DICK, OR RATHER IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS LITTLE AND IT WOULD LOOK BIGGER IF I LOST SOME WEIGHT >: SO SHOULD I POST A PICTURE OF MY TINY TINY WANG OR SHOULD I POST A PICTURE OF THE SPORTSCAR I BOUGHT TO MAKE UP FOR IT INSTEAD :( :(

-willie

willie: YES!

fs: PENIS. STAT.

time warp :o

IT LIVES

I bought a matchbox sports car to come to terms with my grossly oversized penis. ;)

edit: leave the 100th reply for Glowbelly (or possibly Willie), you unfunny chumps.

couldnt you label that as a form of prostituition? you sick bastard?

i could lable it as old you dumbfuck :(

I miss KellyGaos. :(