TWANKIES
 

DEEP FRIED TWANKIE TIME YAY <3

If you're talking about deep frying a twinkie, that sounds disgusting. >:

OK LISTEN UP JERK IN PORTLAND WE CALL THEM TWANKIES AND WE DON'T CALL IT PORTLAND EITHER WE CALL IT PORKLAND SO THERE

that's the most vile thing i've ever heard :(

I'd eat them a lot more but then i'd be a fatty :(

MMM those are delicious

Same thing with deep fried candy bars :love

My friend ate a deep-fried snickers bar at the county fair one time...

The inside just looked like liquified shit :x

You're meant to freeze the candy bar first so the inside doesn't get fucked up when you deep fry them. :( :fat

Anybody see that king of the hill episode where Bill and Boomhauer start deepfrying every thing they can find. Its Hilarious when they throw a beer can in the vat of oil in Boomhauers backyard.

I like the one where bill and dale try to open a can of beer with a backhoe :lol

Sweet potato fries are good :(

You can deep-fry any snack-cake and it will turn out awesome. Twankies are sweet... So are fried oreos... Mmmmm....

Is it just me or does it sound crazy that we "lazy americans" would go through the trouble of freezing and then deep frying a candy bar to try to make it even worse for you to eat?

Just you lol. If you consider using a freezer hard work then you're probably fat. Fatty.

If I ate one of these deep-fried "twankies" it would go right to my thighs. Anyway, after my last job when I'd clean the deep frier I can't eat fried food ever again.

I thought only people from the deep south ate twankies

We do it in part to make fun of them because we're hick-haters >:

Well hell! No need to be a camel toed cunt about it! :)

How was i being a cunt about anything in this thread

Twankie envy?

Everyone envies your twankie.

Don't hate. :x

Spread Herpes, not hate.

Spread herpies on your twankie? *shudders*

No not on it. INSIDE it!

I had a twinkie yesterday but I forgot to fry it ;(