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MetalMilitia Jun 23rd, 2009 09:06 AM

Predict the Twist of the Next M Night Shyamalan Film
 
It wouldn't be a Shyamalan film if it didn't have some retarded twist at the end - so from the following trailer what will it be?

Trailer: http://www.gametrailers.com/player/51238.html

Mine:

- The character in the trailer is in fact not the last "Airbender".
- The name "Airbender" is actually not the queerest thing I've ever heard.
- The last Airbender gets killed by SAW's Jigsaw in a super double twist.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 23rd, 2009 10:27 AM

- Airbender actually takes place in modern times with aliens and that everyone is already dead.
- The last airbender is actually Paul Giamotti.
- The last airbender was a real boy all along.
- The last airbender is actually a muckraker from Kansas.
- That the movie isn't actually animated or cgi and that M. Night used magic powers to transform the cast into his cgi abonimations.

Mockery Jun 23rd, 2009 02:17 PM

The twist is that it gets released in theaters somehow even though his last three movies were "The Happening", "Lady in the Water" and "The Village".

SHOCKING! :eek

Durrsomething Jun 23rd, 2009 02:58 PM

The twist is that Shyamalan discovers he chose a crappy cartoon to adapt

Dimnos Jun 23rd, 2009 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 634983)
The twist is that it gets released in theaters somehow even though his last three movies were "The Happening", "Lady in the Water" and "The Village".

SHOCKING! :eek

:lol Its funny because its true. :lol

Durrsomething Jun 23rd, 2009 04:55 PM

Danny Phantom would have been a better movie....... barely

Kilgore Cod Jun 23rd, 2009 06:26 PM

The only real twist at this point would either be that there is no twist at all or that Shamalayadingdong is actually a competent director.

Durrsomething Jun 24th, 2009 03:22 PM

Seriously, I could list 10 cartoons that would have made better movies then 'bender:

1. Gargoyles

2. Johnny Quest

3. Beavis and Butthead

4. Freakazoid

5. Mighty Max

6. Beast Wars

7. Reboot

8. Courage the Cowardly Dog

9. Danny Phantom

10. Kim Possible

Fathom Zero Jun 24th, 2009 03:25 PM

Man, and all of those are completely relevant to today's cinema-going crowd, especially all the cancelled shows. Oh wait, that's ALL OF THEM.

Dimnos Jun 24th, 2009 03:30 PM

Now Im not trying to say this Airbender show is great or anything, but whats your problem with it? They way you constantly fling shit over it would suggest the guy raped your mother and left you cripple or something. I have watched a few episodes of it with my son and I dont see it being all that bad. I would much rather watch it than... Hell just about anything on your lame list there.

Fathom Zero Jun 24th, 2009 03:35 PM

I know you're not talking to me, but I don't like it either.

When it came on, I was past some age in my life where these shows appealed to me and the only kid's shows I watch now are mainly because of nostalgia. Sawwy.

Dimnos Jun 24th, 2009 03:39 PM

Not liking it is one thing. Constantly bashing it like a homophobic closet case is something else. Just curious because whatever makes it oh-so-horrible didnt jump right out at me.

Nick Jun 24th, 2009 08:49 PM

Because Nickelodeon made it. They haven't made anything good in years.

Tadao Jun 24th, 2009 08:52 PM

What is I-Carly on? Cause I pause on that show until I feel awkward.

Durrsomething Jun 24th, 2009 09:56 PM

I just don't care about it.......

I miss the slimy paradise Nick before they became a tween-oriented hellhole

Tadao Jun 24th, 2009 09:59 PM

Isn't there a place on the internet where people like you that you can go to?

darkvare Jun 25th, 2009 12:24 AM

lets bet on wich movie will be better this or james cammeron's avatar i bet a 100 credits to avatar from james

Fathom Zero Jun 25th, 2009 12:25 AM

Aye. It's got a power lifter in it.


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