It premireed the same day as Expendables and Eat Pray Love. The perfect guy flick and the perfect chick flick combined will trounce some poor nerd film. What's worse is the movie was really expensive to make (I thin $60 million?)

Now, Vampires Suck being second highest grossing?! The fact that those people are still making these movies is frustrating enough. Those men should be charged for war crimes and punished corporeally, and everyone who paid actual money to see it should be put on a rocket and shot into the sun.

Movie studios usually have the option of moving the release date. Sometimes its a viable option.

I honestly don't get this world.

Most people in this world are fucking idiots with bad taste, bad sense of humour, bad style, bad judgement and they smell like shit too.

I see a million fuck wits a day, and only a small trickle of intelligent people, yet I am still surprised when I hear a gaggle of shit brains behind me in the cinema laughing their god damned empty heads off at the "Vampires Suck" trailer. And as horrendous as that seems to me, apparently I'm in the minority, since this is a popular and funny movie to the masses.

It's stuff like that that hits it home how fucked this world is, and it really depresses me. Vampires Suck and it's ilk just makes me think of our end as a species and our capability to survive and prosper.

I really wanna go see Scott Pilgrim. :(

kekexili: mountain patrol
pretty good. i felt like it was missing something, but i don't know what. maybe i just always have high expectations for movies about wildlife/wilderness.

the emperor's naked army marches on
okuzaki is obnoxious as hell but i do like lines like "i will beat you up."

That's an awesome line.

when it's from this guy:

to other wwii veterans.

The Expendables. It was just awful and I wish I never saw it.

innocent blood

ok, so you would think any movie that combines vampires and the mafia and [what i'm hoping was] a low budget would be AWESOME, right? they fucked it up.

Just finished up the entire box set of House (1, 2, 3, & 4).

If any of you are interested, you can find the entire first House movie on youtube. Here's part 1 of 9, you know what to do next if you decide to watch more.

Yokai Monsters: Spook Warfare.
It's become a tradition to watch at least one of these movies come Halloween season.
And the subtitles are great. :)

How was part 3? That one seems to be the most difficult to track down.
I really enjoyed the other films.

there's only one house i'm interested in:

which apparently will finally be released on dvd in october. fuck. yes.


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a three hour movie involving over 20 main characters and nothing... fucking... happens. everybody is an asshole and it's just like real life except you're forced to listen to the conversations of other people. lame. it has a lot of cool people (tom waits, lily tomlin, frances mcdormand) and a lot of shitty people (chris penn, robert downey jr., some other assholes), but man... everyone's an asshole and nothing bad happens to any of the most awful ones.

Just watched Machete

If you like gratuitous violence and nudity, and are willing to check your brain at the door (read: ignore the silly acting and dangling plot threads) you will enjoy this movie.

House is already on Criterion's BluRay. I should know - I've got it. :)

It's quite different (a lot more serious and menacing) from the others in the series but still gives the overall feeling of what the other 3 provide; not extremely different but enough to keep you entertained and amused in a sensibly incomparable way. It tries to be a lot more darker but still comes out more uncanny than the rest. I can't give to much away so wait until a review soon... hopefully ;)

Machete. Go see this now or just give Robert Rodriguez your money. I want sequels.

fux blueray

the missing gun
a boring movie about a cop who lost his gun.

Reminds me of Magnolia. :lol

Piranha 3D. It was some good cheese. I can't wait for Piranha 3D2 now.

Machete. Opening night. It was awesome and I will more likely buy this than expendables. Danny. Fucking. Trejo.

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so fuckin' silly. lee and cushing and a bunch of young people being lame.

curse of the devil
was hoping for a greater supply of both the graphic violence and copious nudity that the summary promised. also, fuck dubs.

Rachel Leigh Cook is so hot its almost unbearable.

I like Magnolia but I did laugh at this.

Oh, I uh, watched This is England to get me excited about This is England '86. The first episode of '86 was mostly rubbish, but Combo hasn't arrived yet so here's hoping it gets better when he does.