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Pub Lover Jun 24th, 2008 10:48 PM

I'm sure the Argentinians are saying the same about their Olympic Llama-curling team.

Colonel Flagg Jun 24th, 2008 11:10 PM

:lol

WhiteRat Jun 29th, 2008 10:00 PM

US sprinter Tyson Gay ran a heavily wind aided 9.68s 100m to qualify for the Smog Olympics. NCAA champion Walter Dix placed second with a time of 10.80s

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200....ap/index.html

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 10:09 PM

How do they calculate wind assistance? Because the world record 100m is 9.72s

Pub Lover Jun 29th, 2008 10:10 PM

Maybe if I clicked your link. :(

Quote:

His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn't count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind. Here's what does matter: Gay qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he's certainly someone to watch in Beijing.

WhiteRat Jun 30th, 2008 08:45 PM

I'm a huge Track and Field fan so needless to say I'm very excited for the sprints this year as Gay will have to contend with the strong Jamaican duo of Bolt and Powell. Earlier in the prelims, Gay ran a new American record in 9.77, breaking the great Maurice Green's record of 9.79.

Colonel Flagg Jun 30th, 2008 10:13 PM

I'm one of those idiots that watches as much of the Olympics as possible, not just to watch the US win medals, but to look at the sporting events we don't get a chance to watch too much on network TV - kayaking, diving, field hockey, wrestling, volleyball ... etc.

I like variety, godammit. There, I said it, and I feel better now.

I agree, WR, the US team is stacked this year in track and field - it should be very interesting to watch some of the longer distance races as well as the 1500m and less, where we traditionally do well.

Pentegarn Jul 3rd, 2008 08:27 AM

Now I am hearing that China is having an algae alert caused by their excessive pollution that might effect on some of the water based events. They supposedly had to hire 10000 workers to start clening up the water.

You know you have too much pollution when Los Angeles says, "Damn, that place is freaking polluted" :P

Fathom Zero Jul 4th, 2008 07:35 PM

It's green like a leprechaun green, too. I think we should turn it into some alternative fuel or something. There's stacks of the stuff like 30 feet in the air.

Pentegarn Jul 5th, 2008 08:48 AM

They could always do what Chicago did with Lake Michigan and stock it with zebra mollusks.

Of course, now they have too many zebra mollusks and the water is an unnatural blue as a result

Colonel Flagg Jul 6th, 2008 07:24 AM

Tyson Gay blows out a hamstring during his 200 heat. Shit.



It may only be a cramp, but it looked mighty painful and scary. :eek

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 8th, 2008 06:47 PM

Is anyone going to be attending the Olympics?

executioneer Jul 8th, 2008 07:00 PM

i'm going to the olympics

Spoilers!

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 8th, 2008 10:44 PM

Hahaha, it took a minute.

Pub Lover Jul 9th, 2008 10:36 PM

Quote:

Members of the Australian Olympic soccer team are disappointed goal-keeper Danny Vukovic will not be joining them in Beijing.
The Central Coast player has been banned from all international matches until October 5 after he slapped a referee during the A-League final in February.
The 23-year-old lost his place in the Olyroos squad after the Court of Arbitration for Sport yesterday dismissed his appeal against the ban.
Olyroos goal-keeper Tando Velaphi says Vukovic will be missed.
The highlighted text made me lol three times. :x

AChimp Jul 11th, 2008 11:46 PM

Basketball is pretty boring. :/

Pentegarn Jul 12th, 2008 12:20 PM

Some people think that very thing about other sports such as Hockey or Curling :P

Colonel Flagg Jul 12th, 2008 10:41 PM

I'm holding out for Olympic Lacrosse! :lol

Pentegarn Jul 13th, 2008 07:32 AM

Are you sure that doesn't already exist? After all, Olympic Badmitton exists :lol

Colonel Flagg Jul 13th, 2008 12:40 PM

Yes, and Olympic Field Hockey, Olympic Ping Pong and Olympic Team Handball (I think it was dropped a few quadrennia ago). Not to mention Rhythmic Gymnastics and Synchronized Swimming. I've neer seen Lacrosse EVER, and I'm an Olympics Junkie(TM). If I'm wrong, please edumacate me. :(

Pentegarn Jul 14th, 2008 05:21 AM

Heck my Olympic knowledge isn't nearly that extensive :lol

It was just one of those things that seems like it ought to exist

Colonel Flagg Jul 14th, 2008 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 568266)
It [Olympic Lacrosse] was just one of those things that seems like it ought to exist

Well, it turns out it did, if you believe Wikipedia - it was dropped in 1908, when only two countries fielded teams. Apparently, it was brought back as a demo sport three times, but the latest was even before my time - 1948.

As for me, I really enjoy sculling and water polo. Bring on the games!:rock

Pub Lover Jul 14th, 2008 07:20 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 14th, 2008 08:16 PM

They need to drop Rhythmic Trampoline if they haven't already.

Colonel Flagg Jul 14th, 2008 09:49 PM

I think Pistorius has one more chance to qualify for the RSA Olympic Team. I'm with Pub, I think it would be awesome to see him run against the likes of Merritt and Wariner. Even if he gets thrashed, he still wins.


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