My my outlook on things.
 

Contrary to popular methods, I am just gonna get by on my good looks. I have no problem with being that shallow. I’ll wear a shirt that says ME on it. If anyone asks I’ll reference a lawsuit with Microsoft and demand they get me a manager. I’ll be president in no time. I will also try and begin every sentence with I. I believe that handles it. I may be fucking with you right now, but when you think about it, there’s really no harm in paying someone to be better than you. I mean come on, it’s not like you’re going to be doing anything entertaining any time soon. You may as well pay someone to entertain you. Your payments will allow them to live within the boundries of creativity. So be a patron and give me money, or I’m gonna have to talk to a manager. Boy.

Contrary to popular methods, I am just gonna get by on my good looks. I have no problem with being that shallow. I;ll wear a shirt that says ME on it. If anyone asks I;ll reference a lawsuit with Microsoft and demand they get me a manager. I;ll be president in no time. I will also try and begin every sentence with I. I believe that handles it. I may be fucking with you right now, but when you think about it, there;s really no harm in paying someone to be better than you. I mean come on, it;s not like you;re going to be doing anything entertaining any time soon. You may as well pay someone to entertain you. Your payments will allow them to live within the boundries of creativity. So be a patron and give me money, or I;m gonna have to talk to a manager. Boy.


I tried to edit it and it said "error trying to delete post."

that is because the board is haunted

Getting by solely on good looks only works for women.

best of luck dude

Falconer is just begging us to make fun of him now.

"Us"?

I&#8217 :/ word

f uck you

No wait redleader, I apologize on behalf of the other forum members, you can belong if you wanna. I mean, sure, let's be a big mocking family right? Wanna be my friend? I uh, I'd like to be your friend. Let's make fun of Falconer together!

This is all very presumptuous of all of you. I am ashamed to be in your company. :posh

I dont like this thread.... except dols comment was funny. :/

but what do you think of THIS thread?

it was a long and hard battle redleader did you ever think you would make it i will be honest i didnt haha but you read it with your own eyes helms decision is final welcome to the team you are now a mocker hope your initiation wasnt too rough you should have seen mine i even had a fake initiation ceremony it was put up by a newb who wanted to get ahead well guess what look where i am now i will explain more later i think it will be a mocking newsletter whats going on in the community[/img]

Welcome Bape. More about.

Mr. Falconer’s bold approach to his life should be commended. He has already made a decision to take control of life and base it completely on his looks. A tactic that usually only works for those of extreme physical attractiveness, yet Mr. Falconer is attempting to break down that barrier. He knows the odds will be against him, but will persevere regardless.

We wish you luck Mr. Falconer, all of us…

Hmm...kind of an extension of what I had already said, yes?

Proving once again the old axiom that a picture's worth a thousand words ... or more in Legion's case. Well played, Mr. Dole.