So I was talking to my boyfriend the other night
 

And we were talking about how tense things get around election. I mentioned that the presidential elections were like the nation getting it's period.

Anyone else agree?

no

Aw, you sure? It happens on a regular basis, it's messy, and there's a lot of pain, mood swings, and grumpiness involved.

Yeah we're pretty sure, because we all get fucked.
And we all know most guys are scared of getting their dicks splashed by the red tide.
It's more like an orgy with a few jerks penetrating everyone.
Tentacle Rape may explain it pretty well though.

RAPE

Maybe the election could be considered closer to the "forbidden hello".

Never thought of that. Yet another political analogy created.

BOYFRIEND = NO!

Simile.

there's so much rape on this forum lately

THANKS TADAO >:

Would anybody mind paraphrasing this thread for me it's going way over my head here

Fuck I wish I was smart enough for the politics forum

Basically we're comparing this nation's presidential elections to various forms of sex/sexually related body activities.

i think i'm falling for esuohlim