The dating game
If I was a banana what would you do with me? :orgasm
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peel your skin off and put you in the freezer
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PUT YOU ON THE HEAD OF A RABBIT AND THEN TAKE A PICTURE OF IT AND THEN POST IT ON THE INTERNET SO PEOPLE COULD USE IT FOR AVATARS ON MESSAGE BOARDS. :rolleyes
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MAKE YOU INTO BREAD
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FEED YOU TO THE HOMELESS GUY WHO SITS OUTSIDE OF MY WORK
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cut you in half and then put ice cream and toppings on top of the halves
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DEEP FRY YOU WITH PEANUT BUTTER AND BREAD AND THEN FEED YOU TO ELVIS
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PUT SOME PAJAMAS ON YOU AND MAKE A CHILDREN'S SHOW
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PUT YOU IN A HILARIOUS INTERNET MUSIC VIDEO WHILE YOU ARE DANCING AND SOMEONE IS INFORMING THE VIEWER THAT IT IS TIME FOR PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY AND THEN LATER MAKE REFERENCE TO IT ON AN EPISODE OF FAMILY GUY
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USE YOUR NAMESAKE FOR A CHAIN OF CLOTHING STORES
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PUT A STICK UP YOUR ASS AND THEN DIP YOU IN BOILING CHOCOLATE AND THEN SELL YOU TO CARNIVAL GOERS
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USE YOU FOR AN INTERNET VIDEO STARRING KIRK CAMERON THAT ATTEMPTS TO PROVE THE EXISTANCE OF GOD
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TURN YOU INTO A SUPER HERO FROM A BBC CARTOON BACK IN 1983
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WRITE A SONG ABOUT A BOAT SHAPED LIKE YOU
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point you at someone and go "bang"
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throw you off a freeway overpass
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Peel off your skin and throw it in a hallway.
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THROW YOU BACK IN THE PILE AND LOOK FOR A BETTER BANANA
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GIVE YOU TO EDDIE MURPHY SO HE CAN PUT YOU IN THE EXHAUST PIPE OF A COP CAR
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EAT YOU FOR 5000 POINTS IN PAC-MAN
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slice you into one inch circles and put you on some cheerios
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DO THAT TRICK WHERE YOU USE A PAPER CLIP TO PIERCE A HOLE THROUGH THE PEEL AND SLICE THROUGH THE INSIDE SO THEN I CAN BE ALL "LET ME OPEN THIS BANANA FOR YOU" AND MY FRIEND WILL NOTICE THAT THE BANANA IS ALREADY SLICED AND BE LIKE ":eek"
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COLLECT 100 OF YOU SO DONKEY KONG CAN GET AN EXTRA LIFE
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Make you work at Michael Bluth's banana shack.
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Wait for a bunch of tropical spiders to hatch out of you.
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