NOW HOW WILL I BUY OXYCLEAN? :tear

BILLY MAYS UP HERE FOR OXI-CLEAN!

GUYS I'M SO UPSET. WHY BILLY

I've been trying to come up with a Billy/Oxyclean/MJ joke, but I got nothing.

Like so many other sites with user-submissions, it's being bogged down by stupid shits. I just spent a few minutes browsing through some of the pictures, and there's a looooot of parodies/homages that LOOK LIKE SOMETHING ELSE :O

Another annoying thing is when they have something or someone that's been around forever compared to something new. It's the other way around, you dumb motherfuckers. Here's an example:


Really?

Yeah, if you look in the comments, everyone is yelling at them for being dumb. There must not be enough good submissions to overide the dumb crap. The are probably pressured by lolcat to at least have 1 new one a day.

andy samberg totally does look like bob dylan, tho

Does he? I don't think so.

Has anyone else tried Burger King apple fries? I don't know what to make of them. They're just apple sticks cut like fries, with a packet of caramel instead of ketchup. Except the caramel won't stick to the fries because they're wet. So instead it just smears all over the place.

Still, they're the healthiest thing I've eaten all day :(

Burger King apple fries totally looks like french fries

lol

wow what the FUCK has been up with everyone dropping like flies?
nothing EVER happens when i'm at home and have time to gossip and chitter chatter. i spend ONE week at work and BOOM.
insanity i tell you

I'm taking bets on the next celeb to die. I'm betting Ice-T on 5:1.

OH MAN THAT'S HAWT

oh man now there's something i bet the internet doesn't have porn of

(NOT INCLUDING DRAWRINGS)

So I haven't seen it all! YAY!

It ended up being Fred Travalena who died today. He was a comedian who died of some kind of cancer.

I'm still offering bets of Ice-T to die.

Or Michelle Pfeiffer to die any time now. Come on......Wednesday.

Place your bets!

it's totally going to be someone from welcome back kotter or wkrp

Maybe John Travolta.

CIG: did you see the picture of the kitten?

Something reminded me of a really stupid joke that Jamesman made, but I don't know what it was (that reminded me).

The joke was something about Arnold Vosloo (the guy that played the Mummy in the newer movies) saving Christmas, and no one found it funny. He then went on to try to explain why it was funny.

That's exactly what's wrong with most internet humor; people just assume something is inherently hilarious because it's so WACKY AND RANDOM.

omg guys did you hear the news, rick astley died too :theinternetisretarded

the mcdonald's closest to here has french fries that taste like apples :(

kitten?
what kitten?

The kitten with the chainsaw in the zoo thread.

HAY GUYS, LET'S DRINK UNTIL OUR HEARTS POP