Dating sites
 

I have an account of an dating website because a girl I was talking to had her pictures there. I've had it for like 3 years or something and just filled out some of the question a few months ago. The thing is full of women saying they want marriage not sex. Whatever, you bitches don't know what you want. You want both but at different times, so stop acting like your all great and hit, your on a fucking no one I know will date me site.

Anyways, here's an email I got today.

I wanna reply with something insulting, but hidden. Like,

My interests include Lion taming, Roman candles, etc

Make sure you throw "light" bondage in there too.

That makes me want to register there and collect emails from douchebags

Heh, Chojin needs to make us a fucking site to display our glory.

Sounds like a good time for sure!

Ask her if she's ever seen a grown man naked.

that's just silly

Tell her you're interested in him too - he's one of the best midfielders on the Mexican National Soccer Team.

Now we are cookin!

Or you can start quizzing her on obscure bible passages. That way, she'll be insulted AND feel inadequate!

Tell her your a Jew. :(

Or better yet.... Play along for a while, maybe a week, and find out if she is Catholic or Protestant. Then say you are the other and arent interested in whatever she is.

So I replied with.

Oh, the usual stuff. Music, movies, art. I also like food. I like to make it more than eat it really, but my belly would say I was lying to you. I'm not really into sports though, what soccer team does Jesus play on?

:lol

I figure that a person who emailed me that message is either a troll or an idiot.

that guy expressed interest in me...........

That's an impressive likeness.

Dixie is gonna get the good ones, I have to wait for psycho bitches to message me :(

does anyone else get severe uncanny valley jibblies from the captain picard doppleganger

WHO PUTS A PICTURE OF THEMSELVES LIKE THAT ON A FUCKING DATING SITE?!?!?!

IDK what you are saying Willie, but I swear I have seen this exact pic before.

someone looking for their number one :lol

I guess, but damn dude.

Hahahahahahahahaahah that was a good one.