My buddy told me this joke a few months back.

Little Johnny found a magic lamp with one wish.

"I want to live forever." he says

The genie says "The wish can not be infinite."

Johnny then says "I want to live to see the Canucks win the cup."

:lol

:lol

Also...Bob is a Vezina finalist! :D

Good choice. :)

Hah, no one believed in Ottowa. :(

Hey Chimp, you have 0 points still. ;(

But at least you'll have 15 plus seed points in the next hour.

Wild sucks.

At least we're not looking quite as pathetic.

Correction, Mike Yeo sucks.

Good going Sens! Even though you suck, you suck less than the Maroons.

I have faith in both the Kings and the Pens.

'sup, Ratty.

Thus

The Detroit-Anaheim game was pretty exciting. I was really, really hoping Anaheim could pull it off, but I guess I'll give them one more chance.

Yay! Kings!

Damned Redwings. >:

Kitsa out to an early lead ....

I want to redo my picks. >:

God dam ducks, I hate them even more now.

My general hope was that the Redwings made it far enough to make it sting that much more when they ultimately ate it.

That's what I was going for.

I was at starbucks the other day in a Blue Jackets jersey and the barista guy wanted to talk hockey, much to the piss-offedness of everyone else in line. I got upgraded for frees.

Did you get a Mocha-Sadtte?

oho

soy mocha actually :(

Leafslol

Half my bracket is out, but I still have hope.

Good job Kitsa! Now to round 2!

My best finish is second place. :tear

Kitsa killed me by getting two of the series lengths right. I think I went 0-8.

I can still finish above Bill, though, right?

EDIT: And you're right, T, the Ducks can suck it.

God Damit, I'm L.A. but the Sharks put a hard beat down on Vancouver and I have heart for S.J.

This is not what I wanted.

:lol

I wonder how old they are. They can't skate for shit, but they know how to pound the everloving crap out of each other.

I love how at the end the refs are just like "Eh, fuck it."